Here's What Patrick Mahomes Got His Offensive Linemen For Christmas

Seems very offensive to me.

Probably got the stuff free and gave it to them

Cool, but what did he get the referees?

What would he have gotten them if they were good?

Zero thought into this gift. Well, other than, “hey errand boy, go get my line a bunch of expensive looking shite.” The high school jerseys for each team member was a winning gift: thoughtful, took some legwork, personalized. Mahomes’ cluster of overpriced shite just screams, “I can’t be bothered.”

Nice watch, nice boots (not my style, but they're quality), nice ice chest, recovery boots. Shid I'd be happy.

That’s more money than Aaron Rodger’s has spent in his entire life on others.