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Rant: Let's get to know each other

Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:21 pm
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:21 pm
It's the week that fall camps open, so we won't be as "cordial" with each other soon

So on the Auburn board we started a thread to get to know our fellow Plainsmen and women...here's the format:

quote:


My name is Thirdlawson(Pierre on WJOX).

Ethnicity: Black, non-Hispanic

Sex: With attractive females only(My wife included)

Likes: Auburn, Syracuse basketball, LA Lakers, Jax Jags, Carolina Panthers, Cam, Man Utd, tattoos, hot chicks, and gangsta shite.

Dislikes: Most things Bama, Duke basketball, Miami Heat, Bayern Munich, RGIII, Tennessee Titans, Atlanta Falcons, non-hot chicks, and gay shite.

Location: Currently Birmingham(From the Eastside, with love)




Let's have it
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:39 pm
Posted by AMM AU9893
Auburn, AL
Member since Feb 2011
13789 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:23 pm to
Probably need to fix the quoted format. It's a wall of text
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:24 pm to
Just did
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19147 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:26 pm to
I am harmonics and come August 31, you can all DIAF.
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

I am harmonics and come August 31, you can all DIAF.



Not quite the format...but ok
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4190 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39792 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:29 pm to
My name is Riseupfromtherubble, and I am an alcoholic.

Wait....

Ethnicity: white
Sex: male
Likes: Alabama, Atlanta braves, a slick bay at 6am on a spring morning, and the 2nd amendment (team glock)
Dislikes: hardhead catfish, auburn athletics, Tennessee athletics, broccoli, liberals
Location: Baldwin county, born and raised in the black belt
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:31 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

Riseupfromtherubble


Would you trade Bama's 2012 title for a Romney win?
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130745 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:32 pm to
c on z

Likes: LSU Saints Pelicans Heat Ravens

Dislikes: Bama, all Dallas sports, all Los Angeles sports, all Atlanta sports, all Boston sports, all Chicago sports.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42862 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:32 pm to
My name is scrooster (Johnny Wishbone in the porn world).

Ethnicity: White redneck, Sex with anything female and human and/or humanlike alien from other planets: With attractive females only (My wife(wives) included)

Likes: South Carolina Gamecocks, good hootch, makers mark, Atlanta Falcons, Celtics, Redskins, Mets, but I hate tatooed bitches or anything with a tatoo. love hot chicks with hot bodies ages 27-57, and preppers who prep and know how to fricking shoot. Gold, ammo, spare parts.

Dislikes: All things sheep humping taterhead, Phil Fulmer, Miami Hurricanes, aTm, FSU, all the fricking bowdens, President Obango, all the fricking mannings, walks on beaches with half drunk drama hooers, politicians, cats, coyotes, straight legs including marines and worst of all those cock sucking communists will ferrell, matt damon and every fricking bitch on the view except the one that just quit and went to Fox.

Location: Edgefield, SC, anywhere else where I want to be but if I told you where I have homes you would be jealous and call bullshite. Only the mods know from where my IPs originate and sometimes they have to be impressed as frick.
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:40 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Rant: Let's get to know each other


Imma wait a few more replies and see how the thread goes if it's all the same to you
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108569 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Would you trade Bama's 2012 title for a Romney win?


I would trade Bama's 12' NC for a Romney win.
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

Imma wait a few more replies and see how the thread goes if it's all the same to you



Cool. No flaming, just something to get to know everybody before battle lines are drawn
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39792 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:36 pm to
Yes.

I love Alabama football, but I was an American first

Besides, '09, '11, '13 isn't bad
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:37 pm
Posted by thirdlawson
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

LOL

you must be a comedian in RL

ETA aren't you the tigers or eagles or something?



Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen, Best Thing Smoking, etc...

We all that.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:38 pm to
My name is Wild Thang, also known as Sexual Chocolate.

I'm an LSU fan.

I hate most of the gump posters, I strongly dislike the Arky posters, and I have a crush on Catfan.

I want to personally say that Sao, Latarian, and Drewbie can GFTS.

Thanks
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

but I was an American first


I'm an American first too and I wouldn't trade keeping the R's out of office for an LSU title last season

BTW that's 5 out of the last 6 popular votes
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:40 pm to
Name: TbirdSpur2010

Ethnicity: Texan first and foremost Black is what shows up, but part Native American, Irish, and German.

Sex: I am male. Like having copious amounts of sex with a white female named Mrs. Tbird

Likes: Fightin' Texas Aggies, San Antonio Spurs, Michigan Wolverines, NASCAR (#24 and #48), the great state of Texas

Dislikes: t.u., LSU, ohio state, notre dame, baylor, texas tech, dallas mavericks, miami heat

Location: Currently Whiteman Air Force Base, Missouri
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:41 pm to
quote:


Cool. No flaming, just something to get to know everybody before battle lines are drawn


Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:41 pm to
Hi, I'm wmr. I'm white. I am male.

I enjoy football, basketball and baseball.

I like food, tv, and tha internet.

I generally do not like animals. I like eating them and killing them in the woods where they live.

If you play your music too loudly in my neighborhood, I will report you to the authorities.

If you go door to door selling shite and I ask to see your city-issued permit and you do not have it, I will report you to the authorities. I will make exceptions for school kids selling candy bars, or girl scouts selling cookies. Magazine subscriptions for "good causes" will get you reported to the authorities.

I don't like people who harsh on my mellow. I go about my life not harshing on anybody else's mellow. If you harsh on mine, I will report you to the authorities.

In the rare case that I am tailgate drunk, I may harsh on your mellow, but rest assured that it is unintentional. I like very few movies. I have friends who love comic books and video games and hipster shite like that. I humor them. I do not like it myself. I support friends' interests because that is what a good, non harshing friend does.

Most of the time I would rather be outside and drunk than inside and sober. I used to like long walks on the beach until on a long walk on Miami beach I realized that the "piles of garbage" were actually possibly homicidal homeless humans laying in garbage.

I like canoeing and kayaking and hiking. I have a bicycle and a bike helmet, but I mostly use the bike helmet during tornado warnings because bicycling is kind of pointless.


This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:42 pm
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