Urban Meyer Reacts To Dan Mullen Getting Fired By Florida

possible outcome: Florida sends two Brink's trucks to Jacksonville. Meyer, eager to get out of town because of his poor judgment, pushes for a front-loaded payout and retires for health reasons after losing to Georgia, Bama, and Kentucky in his first year.

Didn't see that coming? Only person in the country who didn't see it coming. Come on man!

Urban doesn’t have “dear, dear friends”. He would eat their livers today if the fancy struck him.

Translation: I see a job opening that would get me out of Jacksonville

Translation: Please come save me from this nightmare in Jacksonville