Jim McElwain Releases Statement After Being Fired

He got what he deserved...

"My family and I will move forward with appreciation and good memories... especially the memory of the fake death threats I made up."

He definitely sounds like he wanted out. Did he sabotage himself by lying last week? Seems like it.

"My family and I will move forward with appreciation and good memories...and more sex with sharks. Lots and lots of shark sex."

I was waiting for a "Now I can get a bigger boat" line. Mac continues to disappoint.

cringe

You been drinking them dolphins you nasty mofo

come on down to orgeon st

He never was much of a coach,just like B u t c h Jones.

Buy some trees to beaver his mouth on beotch

Dude getting paid. damnnnnnn”