Trailer For Bret Bielema's New Series 'Being Bret Bielema'

Dolby widescreen and surround.

Fat Dumb and Stupid is no way to go through life son.

they misspelled bert

bert's a douche.

Our coach is cooler than your coach. Our coach is fatter than your coach. Our coach has a hotter wife than your coach. Our coach can kick your coach's arse.

6 am: Wake up and eat a hot dog
7 am: Get rejected for morning sex by golddigging wife
8 am: Hot dog stand before work
9 am: Arrive at practice (taco day)
10 am: Eat 3 tacos
12 pm: Salad for lunch to watch weight for wife
5 pm: Hit same hotdog stand on way home
7:30 dinner time: Just a salad for lunch allows a few slices of supreme pizza (plus cherry coke)
10 pm: pre-bed snack (leftover hotdog and taco from practice)