Trailer For Bret Bielema's New Series 'Being Bret Bielema'

6 am: Wake up and eat a hot dog
7 am: Get rejected for morning sex by golddigging wife
8 am: Hot dog stand before work
9 am: Arrive at practice (taco day)
10 am: Eat 3 tacos
12 pm: Salad for lunch to watch weight for wife
5 pm: Hit same hotdog stand on way home
7:30 dinner time: Just a salad for lunch allows a few slices of supreme pizza (plus cherry coke)
10 pm: pre-bed snack (leftover hotdog and taco from practice)

Fat Dumb and Stupid is no way to go through life son.

they misspelled bert

Our coach is cooler than your coach. Our coach is fatter than your coach. Our coach has a hotter wife than your coach. Our coach can kick your coach's arse.

Dolby widescreen and surround.

bert's a douche.