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re: The original LSU corndog essay

Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

I still don't get it. I have never seen one corndog on campus on gameday. How can you smell like something you haven't been around?


Exactly what a corn dog eater would say.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:48 pm to
Obreb gets it.
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
4319 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:49 pm to
Emma Stone loves corn dogs.

Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

Did we not also come up with the term 'gump'
We have a winner for dumbest thing said on this tread, and that is saying a heck of a lot. Poster prob thinks Winston Groom coined the word.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
not the original
Posted by warrreagle93
Georgia
Member since Nov 2013
1375 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:59 am to
Stopped at Winn-Dixie on my way into town and they were out of corn dogs...coincidence?
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29263 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:01 am to
it's funny to me that auburn fans think this is "clever". oh well.
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:14 am to
The corn dog is very similar to that of the jiz jar. I had heard of neither until I started frequenting message boards.
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5330 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:17 am to
i stopped reading after the first paragraph!

u suck
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:17 am to
quote:

The original Nebraska corndog essay


FIFY

..with LSU replacing Nebraska.

GENIUS!
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:19 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:23 am to
quote:

FIFY

..with LSU replacing Nebraska.

GENIUS!




LSU fans only retort, the mythical first essay that no one has ever seen
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55220 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:24 am to
But never could quite place that smell in their stadium
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:24 am to
quote:

LSU fans only retort, the mythical first essay that no one has ever seen


Not much from the usenet days survived.

It's true though, Auburn fans are not very original. I have a similar original story that I'll post in a few minutes.

This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:26 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Not much from the usenet days survived.

It's true though, Auburn fans are not very original. I have a similar original story that I'll post in a few minutes.


keep up the myth.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6762 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:44 am to
I greatly look forward to this thread very year. Everyone but LSU gets the real joke, and that is simply the reaction it causes.

LSU fans:

"Arg! This is so stupid! It doesn't bother us at all, but it doesn't even make sense YOU STUPID frickING BARNERS!!!! Not mad at all but frick YOU!!!!!! ARGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Posted by SouthTiger504
Member since Sep 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:48 am to
I don't understand why people think this is offensive, we probably do smell like fried food. Have you ever been to an LSU tailgate? At least half the food is fried.

When I lived in Alabama they used to serve corn dogs once a week in our high school cafeteria
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:53 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I greatly look forward to this thread very year. Everyone but LSU gets the real joke, and that is simply the reaction it causes.


Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6762 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:50 am to
Great comparison to the jizz jar. And y'all's response is night and day compared to LSU's. You recognize a silly story that isn't that funny and just kind of roll with it. LSU just makes this so much worse on themselves than it needs to be.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79120 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:52 am to
quote:

it's funny to me that auburn fans think this is "clever". oh well.



It's known throughout the conference and used by fans of all teams. I won't say it's especially clever, but it certainly caught on.

Plus, it makes no sense and thus has flustered LSU fans for years.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123594 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:54 am to
I bet you also say "LSWho" as well.
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