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re: The original LSU corndog essay
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:37 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:37 pm to Topwater Trout
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Sad that you would want credit for something so lame
If they had a sense of humor they wouldn't be auburn fans.
Quite frankly, if they really believe LSU fans smell like corn dogs, they have an incredibly misguided olfactory system. That could just be a biproduct of Alabama cuisine though.
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:42 pm to Pavoloco83
I still laugh every time I see this. DeeepBlue on the Auburn scout board probably wrote it, but Nebraska fans were probably called 'corndogs' first. Doesn't really matter at this point; the association between LSU and corndogs is here to stay. 
LSU fans need to realize that by denying the joke, they are actually supporting it. The only thing that will make it disappear is ignoring it.
LSU fans need to realize that by denying the joke, they are actually supporting it. The only thing that will make it disappear is ignoring it.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:09 pm to Pavoloco83
Did Phyllis switch sides?
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:11 pm to e2drummer
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I still laugh every time I see this. DeeepBlue on the Auburn scout board probably wrote it, but Nebraska fans were probably called 'corndogs' first. Doesn't really matter at this point; the association between LSU and corndogs is here to stay.
LSU fans need to realize that by denying the joke, they are actually supporting it. The only thing that will make it disappear is ignoring it.
Nobody is denying that you call us corndogs, it just doesn't actually elicit anything. It is the intellectual equivalent of walking up to a skinny guy and yelling "Fatso" and thinking it is hilarious. Rock on with it, because you guys think it is hilarious.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:15 pm to MrAUTigers
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if it looks like dog shite, and it smells like dog shite, it must be dog shite
Maybe we should fill dogs with poison and......
Nah, Auburn is already shitty enough
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:24 pm to lsusteve1
I still don't get it. I have never seen one corndog on campus on gameday. How can you smell like something you haven't been around?
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:28 pm to Pavoloco83
From the mind of an Aubie! A copycat at that ... Figures. 
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:34 pm to stout
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Wasn't it originally meant for and written in reference to Nebraska fans then someone not smart enough to come up with their own insults made it about LSU?
Yes it was a stupid jab at the Cornhuskers name by another Big 12 fanbase.
EX:
Crimson Tide = Crimson Flow (heh period jokes!)
Aggies = Faggies
Cornhuskers = Corndogs
Aubies get all butthurt though when you take it away from them though.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:34 pm to Pavoloco83
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:39 pm to auburnphan23
Its just pathetic how it was copied from another fanbase. I really cringe and feel bad for other fans who actually think its insulting and/or funny. Wouldnt expect anything too creative from a bunchof pompom waving lil brahs
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:40 pm to Pavoloco83
Have an upvote:
Who dont love a good corndog, really?
Who dont love a good corndog, really?
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:41 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:41 pm to 12
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:45 pm to Pavoloco83
This may be showing my age but the corn dog thing reminds me of when white people were called "honkeys"... It didn't matter to them because there was no emotional history or even a good backstory that connected that word to an insult.
When I read this stuff, it causes no reaction whatsoever except maybe confusion...
When I read this stuff, it causes no reaction whatsoever except maybe confusion...
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:20 pm to Pavoloco83
They smell like bourbon and grilled trinity imo.
They stink depending on your appetite for the day considering what you did the night previous and your stomach.
I like a good boudain smelling mo'fricka. But if I'm severely hungover....meh, not so much.
They stink depending on your appetite for the day considering what you did the night previous and your stomach.
I like a good boudain smelling mo'fricka. But if I'm severely hungover....meh, not so much.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:29 pm to Pavoloco83
1) Take generic joke from another fanbase
2) Spam it like it's funny
3) Spam it like it's funny
4) Spam it like it's funny
5) Spam it like it's funny
6) Spam it like it's funny
7) Spam it like it's funny
8) Spam it like it's funny
9) Spam it like it's funny
2) Spam it like it's funny
3) Spam it like it's funny
4) Spam it like it's funny
5) Spam it like it's funny
6) Spam it like it's funny
7) Spam it like it's funny
8) Spam it like it's funny
9) Spam it like it's funny
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:44 pm to Pavoloco83
That's not the original...this one is funnier because so many people have added to it over the years, but the original letter was only about 1/4 the length of this letter.
PS - Corn dogs are yummy, so what can I say.
PS - Corn dogs are yummy, so what can I say.
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:53 pm to MrAUTigers
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You LSU fans seem to be extremely sensitive about this topic.
I think we are all just curious why Corn Dogs are funny when they taste so good. We could understand the joke if you said we smelled like something bad...say broccoli if you want to stay in a food group, or a fart...that's always funny. But corndogs? It just seems weird because they don't serve them in or around the stadium and it's not offensive. Most people actually like them and it kind of sounds like you're calling us a "hotdog" which is kind of cool. So go figure...
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:56 pm to PepaSpray
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I like a good boudain smelling mo'fricka.
My man
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:01 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I think it is funny as shite...the article that is. As far as us being called corn dogs, I'm really indifferent. I don't find it insulting. Just as I don't think alabama fans find Gump offensive. To be honest, I've heard other fans around the stadium say that it smells like corn dogs in certain parts of the stadium...you know...due to certain areas having fried food. But whatever. Lol. Half the time i smell like a roux, and the other, when I'm frying, which is a lot (and maybe part of the issue), I probably smell like a carny. So no big deal. I can guarantee, corn dog or not, there ain't one of them aubies who gonna turn down a meal from a coonass.
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