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re: The original LSU corndog essay

Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by boxcar willie
kenner
Member since Mar 2011
16035 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:03 pm to
I think what makes it funny to me is that it just makes absolutely no sense at all. It's Dadaism. Abstract anti art. It's taken from another context and put into a context in which it makes no sense. It's so stupid that it's sort of stupidly funny. It's funny that Auburn fans think its funny and it's funny that their are LSU fans that are mystified as to why Auburn fans find it funny. It's kind of like when a mongoloid picks a booger out his nose, examines it, then eats it, then starts laughing hysterically. It's a mystery that can't be fathomed.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:03 pm to
tl:dr
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:04 pm to
Not gonna lie, I smelled corndogs while reading this.
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10376 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:05 pm to
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ot gonna lie, I smelled corndogs while reading this.


You're in Alabama, makes a lot of sense. I smell a nice bisque right now.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:08 pm to
Exactly

I'm sure corn dog consumption is higher in Alabama than in Louisiana
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17773 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:10 pm to
Corndog=perfect food.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Not gonna lie, I smelled corndogs while reading this.


I'm actually craving one now.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Never claimed that. Just found it odd that there was only one link saying it was originally written about Nebraska fans. That link just happened to be for a TD thread. That doesn't seem odd to you?


I'm gonna blow your mind, but the Internet wasn't always as big as it is today. Not everything has survived the years. The whole corndog thing was such an old insult that it never really took off on the Internet until an Auburn grad decided to copy it
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10376 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:14 pm to
They are a damn good guilty pleasure. Every once in a while I go to town on em because I usually avoid the carbs, but they are a damn strong food.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123594 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:14 pm to
Corndogs are grosssssss
Posted by Magician
cocodrie
Member since Dec 2013
319 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Pavoloco83


your wife deep throated my corn dog las night bruh
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28285 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:17 pm to
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I'm gonna blow your mind, but the Internet wasn't always as big as it is today. Not everything has survived the years. The whole corndog thing was such an old insult that it never really took off on the Internet until an Auburn grad decided to copy it


So in the last ten years, not one article was written about the Nebraska corn dog story? Somehow, quite a few have been written about the Auburn fan calling LSU fans that. THAT blows my mind.
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10376 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:19 pm to
I think breeze from a door closing would blow your mind.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Corndogs are grosssssss


:(
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28285 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:27 pm to
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I think breeze from a door closing would blow your mind


I just think it's comical as hell that LSU fans want to point fingers elsewhere. Like I said earlier, the only thing I can find linking Nebraska fans to being called corn dogs is from a TD thread. When you google that about LSU fans, there is a plethora of links explaining the meaning. Like Cheech and Chong said....if it looks like dog shite, and it smells like dog shite, it must be dog shite.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Did we not also come up with the term 'gump'


Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10376 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

I just think it's comical as hell


Low threshold. Auburn fan.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36506 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:29 pm to
This guy wanted a fellow aubie to have made up that shitty joke soooo bad.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:29 pm to
Auburn will take a corn dog up the Hiney Hole on Saturday night!!!
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

This guy wanted a fellow aubie to have made up that shitty joke soooo bad.


Sad that you would want credit for something so lame
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