Tuco Pacifico
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
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| Number of Posts: | 393 |
| Registered on: | 5/4/2013 |
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re: Coach O thinks Arch Manning is as good as Joe Burrow?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 8/19/25 at 12:10 am to SECCaptain
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He spoke at the Texas Coaches clinic and stayed around to watch practice. If anyone knows what Burrow looked like in practice at LSU, it’s Orgeron
Well, if Edward J Orgeron Jr. said it in that setting coming from where he’s been you can book it cap. Ed is a QB expert and would never say anything he didn’t mean to a group of people that want to hear a certain rhetoric.
Why do you post so much here? Isn’t tejas back? Surely there’s a ton of ut circle jerks you could join. I don’t know bc I DGAF about your team. Are you an aggie troll?
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re: I think this defense could be elite
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 8/6/25 at 12:38 am to SECCaptain
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Well LSU ranked 123, 66, 41, and 108 in total defense the 4 years prior to last season for an average of 84.5 and they're returning 3 starters(4 if you count Perkins) from a team that ranked 61st last year with 6 of the replacements having never played a down together(portal+freshmen) Either take off the purple and gold glasses or stop smoking crack, nothing about is a recipe for elite defense. Cignetti was able to build a great defense out of the portal because the players all came from same team that he'd previously coached (JMU) and already had multiple years of chemistry together
Why do you post so much here?
All of your posts are eerily similar to preseason posts from your insecure gay cousins in CS.
re: Anyone Slightly Concerned About the OLine?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 8/5/25 at 11:30 pm to misey94
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We’ve all heard your stupid arse blabbering on and fricking on about this before.
Semjase is an expert. At everything. Saban would not have dropped any games with him on staff. Word is though, Nick was scared of the Semen (that’s what the pros call him) taking his job.
We should all consider ourselves lucky to witness one of the greatest internet douchebags of all the time.
re: Anyone watching this media availability? Coastal's HC comes off as a total douche
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 6/21/25 at 1:21 am to SCREWDAT
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And if Jay Johnson dropped dead or retired tomorrow, the LSU fanbase would be clamoring to hire this coach or Vitello immediately.
Nah, screw that.
re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 5/4/25 at 12:25 am to themaestro
Motherfricker the public is dumb. I’ve heard of this premise from others that follow social media. It’s completely inane and subjective.
Give me the right 25-40 long term or life/death sentence inmates with promise of pardon vs the ape.
Give me the right 25-40 long term or life/death sentence inmates with promise of pardon vs the ape.
re: What's up with Community Coffee's Inflated Prices?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 5/3/25 at 12:45 am to Chef Curry
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I’ll never understand why so many people like community coffee. It tastes like shite.
It’s a working man’s coffee. Might not appeal to a fa**ot palate.
re: Louisiana legislator puts forward bill to end LSU football day games in September
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 4/17/25 at 12:30 am to MrWalkingMan
The team is plays in the heat. Mfers all over LA work everyday in extreme heat for a lot more than 3 hours. But, let’s cut out tv money because we’re too hot sitting in the stands while being entertained by people exerting more energy in the heat than 99.9% of fans have in years.
Yes, night games are exponentially better. Any champion out there willing to shoot their LA feet over this is softer than I can imagine.
Guess you can be dumb and a pussy after all.
Yes, night games are exponentially better. Any champion out there willing to shoot their LA feet over this is softer than I can imagine.
Guess you can be dumb and a pussy after all.
re: Safe moving/movers
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 4/10/25 at 11:51 pm to Homey the Clown
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Was I breathing hard after getting it down the flight of stairs? Yes. Sweating? Yes. Was I going to pay someone to do it for me? Not a chance.
You nailed it. I’ve moved some heavy shite over the years in sketchy situations. Contracting it out was never an option.
Its all a game of math and numbers or something.
re: Will chicken necks or chicken wings work for crawfish bait?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 3/2/25 at 12:06 am to duchuntintiger
I can’t see how wings would even be on the table here. Two family packs for $35 is not good bait.
re: What happened to Carhartt pants?
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 2/23/25 at 12:47 am to guzziguy
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Try Dickies from Wally World.
That’s right. Cheap and tough as nails. Anyone that suggests nuthugger pants is just walking around and calling it work. Those that actually do physical work aren’t concerned with modern fashion (i.e. skinny pants). Those same assholes should know that form follows function.
re: Musso needs to be asking for higher compensation
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 2/20/25 at 11:10 pm to Hold da Mayo
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I listen to ARF several days a week it’s very good. Lots of good info Moscona is entertaining
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Hold da Mayo
Nice deflection Mark.
re: If we can keep him, Green has that "it" factor and could be real special!
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 1/26/25 at 11:16 pm to Basura Blanco
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You are he only one who has asked this question. We lost one player in 4 years that was a gut punch loss that made no sense and that was Eli Ricks. Green leaving would be an even more idiotic mistake if you consider this offense and how much we throw the ball, how many targets he received in the bowl game and how many receivers we have sent to the NFL.
Bingo. OP is a bad troll. Coming in TD too hot with shite takes in all directions.
re: How do you find floor joists? Bolting safe to floor.
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 1/24/25 at 1:20 am to dstone12
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Carpet
You could pull base and lift carpet up to find seam in subfloor or nails. Id say 8” pull back max. Retuck your rug or pay a pro his minimum to do it in 6 minutes. This is assuming you can detach and reattach your trim.
I’d try stud finder first. If it sounds in one line and not everywhere, run it 16” away to truth it.
re: Dislike NFL, but will watch Daniels highlights because he's a once-in-a-lifetime talent!
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 1/22/25 at 12:05 am to homemadeshine
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I will be glad when this snow is gone because it's clear you second graders need to return to the classroom and teachers need to teach you how to stay on the topic. The topic was about Daniels possibly being the best dual QB in college and NFL history!
Ma’am, your post history proceeds you. Maybe you should stick to one topic if you expect one topic responses.
re: are we better on defense? I keep hearing that we are, but the stats show different
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 9/18/24 at 11:15 pm to BadatBourre
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How do you not go off of stats? We fired every defensive coach last year off of stats.
You should watch the games and not the boxscore.
re: UCLA must die
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 9/16/24 at 1:18 am to S
Thanks O’Bannon! 
re: Oyster Glove Recs
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 5/23/24 at 8:45 am to bmela12
re: Mulkey responds to Washington Post hit job coming
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 3/24/24 at 12:59 am to PlaySomeHonk
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Tate and Temple were clearly behind Kent Babb’s hit piece on Brian Kelly; Tate never wanted CBK in the first place. Now they want Mulkey gone and are using the same weaponized media MO. Tate’s CRT doctrine prioritizes race over merit and CBK and Mulkey are obviously not racial minorities. He’s a racist, period.
This statement exemplifies a lot of today’s problems. The internet has amplified the voice of the ignorant.
re: Mulkey responds to Washington Post hit job coming
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 3/24/24 at 12:11 am to Chicken
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we blew away all replies to political comments and replies to those replies, etc.
Please continue to police this stuff outside of the political board cesspool. These arse clowns will interject their political views in a woodworking thread and completely derail the topic.
re: ESPN Radio Defending South Carolina
Posted by Tuco Pacifico on 3/11/24 at 12:36 am to LaBR4
Golf clap sir. Spot on.
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