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Monday: Source inside Florida/Ole Miss says Lane hasn't made mind up yet and they are still in the game. Kalshi odds of Kiffin to LSU down to 47%

Tuesday: TD sauce claims a Landry K. has rented a 2 person luxury apartment off Highland. Bald LSU radio guy says he knew this was happening 4 weeks ago. Florida beat writer says Gators have scheduled interview with Fisch. Kalshi odds up to 74%

Wednesday: Knox Kiffin posts picture of a beach on Instagram stories with caption of Can't Wait for Summer. Post liked by Lane. Ryan Clark claims beaches are racist and he wants no part of the Kiffins at LSU. Kalshi odds down to 35%

Thursday: Ole Miss loses 3 2026 recruits. Kiffin doesn't show up for pre-Egg Bowl media obligations claiming he ate bad stuffing. Kalshi odds up to 50%.

Friday: Ole Miss loses Egg Bowl. Kiffin doesn't answer any questions because he lost all hearing due to the cowbells. Florida schedules interview with Kliff Kingsbury. Breiden Fehoko misreads the name and thinks Gators are now locks to hire Kiffin. Kalshi odds up to 70%

Saturday: Ole Miss announces Kiffin is leaving team. LSU announces Lane Kiffin as head coach. Bald LSU radio guy says he knew this was going to happen 5 weeks ago


All that to say if you don't think we are going to see a roller coaster of emotions the next week you are out of your mind. Prepare yourself now. Their will probably be a day we are all convinced he's gone

Lane's got a kid who's about to start getting NIL deals as well. Who better than LSU to handle that. The LSU brand is everywhere in every sport, on the field, on tv and in commercials. Ask any person to name 10 athletes that went to LSU they could do it in 20 seconds. Now do the same for Florida and Ole Miss and they probably couldn't do it

We got 8 days until the decision that's already been made gets announced (likely after the LSU/OU game)
As always follow the recruits and they'll lead you to what's going on. Will Ole Miss recruits start opting out these next 8 days and if they do what does Ole Miss do about it publicly
On the hand lets see if any Ole Miss recruits start looking SW

They're not called Friday afternoon news dumps for nothing. Something is dropping by 5 today

Odds go up when people bet it. People bet it when people are told the odds are going up. This is how they make money

I work at an attorney's office, a big one, said Attorney just came to my office knowing I'm a big LSU guy and told me word amongst La personal injury attorneys is that Gordon got Kiffin

All I know is if he starts tweeting Come to the Lou at high school kids next year he’s going to get multiple visits from the police looking for sexual predators

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See, Pelicans Talk is good for something around here

Is she still the softball coach?
Is this a good time?

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