KingBiscuit_IV

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I was 9 years old

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1999

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You just made me realize that 1999 was 14 years ago, the year I graduated from high school. (old man sad face).

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Their season looks bleek

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*bleak

And your Mason jars.

If I did have sex with dudes, it would always be consensual. Nobody can fricking resist me. I've got the kavorka.

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OM did rush the field after the Egg Bowl so there's proof the yups are worse than the pups..

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bullshite. That field celebration was not an "OMG We beat MSU I can't believe it !!1!11elevety" field rush. It was a release of years worth of frustration with the football program in general and also a "we showed those shite talking inbred necks who their fricking big brother is." We are the big brother. We get the top bunk and the big piece of chicken at supper. We got a car for our 16th birthday and maybe we'll let you borrow it to go squirrel hunting or whatever the frick it is you hicks do in your spare time, if you ask nicely. DWI.

On a related note, does anyone else have personal rules on who can/can't be a fan of a certain team? These rules affect nothing except my level of respect for you. Mine are as follows.

1. If you live in or are from the state where the team is. OK
2. If you live in a state where there is no professional team, you must be a fan of the closest team/traditional team for your area. EX. Mississippians are traditionally Saints fans (if they give a shite about the NFL at all) because there is no NFL team in MS, so it is ok to be a Saints fan. It is NOT ok to just pick a random team. If you live in Laurel MS, you have no business being a Patriots fan and I will not respect your fandom.
3. If you move to a new state or city, you are automatically allowed to be a fan of the local team, but it is optional and don't be a douche about it.
4. If you went to a college. OK
5. If a CLOSE family member attended or attends the college.
Daughter/Father/Grandmother, etc. OK. Second cousin/great uncle, etc. Not OK.

These rules are to be reviewed on a case by case basis with penalties to include: me calling you a dumbass and/or making fun of your Yankees cap.

Anyone else have any team affiliation rules that I didn't cover?

Mississippi's bandwagon fans are usually contained around the coast. North/Central Mississippi people generally have a team (Either OM or State usually) that they at least have some connection to or have been a fan of for life. On the coast though, you see: Bama, Auburn, LSU, Florida, etc. depending on who is better that year. I'm sure that if you were to drive around Biloxi and Gulfport right now, you would probably see a bunch of shiny new Bama flags on a bunch of houses, most of them still with fold creases.

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You are naive as frick if you actually believe that shite. I'm only gonna say this once--from here on out I'm just gonna troll the shite out of you

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Nice deflection. I guarantee you, my naiveté has nothing to do with it. Isn't it possible that people believe this about aTm simply because it sounds plausable that you weirdos would do something like that?

If your fans are so blasé about winning big games and championships that they can't get excited about anything anymore. You should probably stop playing. You have lost all that is great about sports.

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Where are you hearing that? Sixpack?

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I would wager that he's just making it up out of whole cloth.