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Howell U. Nailer

Favorite team:	Alabama
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Number of Posts:	79
Registered on:	12/5/2012
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re: The power of the pus

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 7/21/17 at 2:54 pm

Life's not always better, down where it's wetter...

re: Can someone help me about Tenn football program

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 7/17/17 at 12:33 pm

They also happen to be the reigning Champions of Life, according to Butcher.

re: What happens if West Virginia plows Bama in Atlanta?

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 5/6/14 at 1:15 pm

D.) You'll still be a dik

re: And so it begins - switching provider due to SECN

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 5/6/14 at 12:26 pm

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Does anyone know if U-Verse service is better than Cox

Do you compare everything to cox???

re: Is this a program defining loss?

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 12/2/13 at 2:24 pm

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Newsflash, moron. No one here would be complaining if our coaching staff had put our kids in the best possible position to win but we just got beat. Nick Saban getting outcoached by Gus Malzahn is absolutely unfricking acceptable.

^ This.

We will have a 2008 postseason, a 2010 next season (rebuilding), and we'll be in it hard in 2015. Saban will address his teams problem with the "hurry up" and we'll be skull-fricking again in no time.

Roll Tide Anyway!

re: So we are all in the dumps. We still have a chance at the BCSNCG.

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/30/13 at 7:19 pm

Quit dreaming and hoping. We be fricked.

re: I haven't felt this way since....

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/30/13 at 7:18 pm

I shite the bed last time....

re: tOfficial Meltdown thread

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/30/13 at 6:59 pm

frick my shite life!!!!! Totally about to kill myself. Sike!!!! We lost this game and deserved it. Gotta play to win. We didn't play to win. Sucks for us. Onward to Cap One bowl. FML

re: I Hate Auburn more than _________.

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/29/13 at 10:42 pm

I Hate Auburn more than _________.

shite stains
Mud-butt
Bigfoot sightings
Nose hairs that feel like boogers
Ricki Lake's drawers

-1

re: Auburn going hypoxic

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/28/13 at 10:27 am

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That's alright little fella maybe one day y'all can figure out how to get y'all helmets and uniforms to match

Burn!!! You're good at this. Next you could say something about Saban's height.

re: Auburn going hypoxic

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/28/13 at 10:16 am

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Maybe y'all can do those sweet houndstooth collars or I know nike combat unis that'll show us

Why don't y'all asshats change your colors to a nice veiny purple to match Pat Dies alcoholic cheeks.

Auburn going hypoxic

Posted by Howell U. Nailer on 11/28/13 at 10:07 am

Greeting ranters and Merry Xgiving! So apparently the wareagletigers are dressing in all blue for the Bama game? I love gimmicks that work! Bama fricked for sure now. No shite...