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CecilShortsHisPants

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Registered on:10/8/2012
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re: LSU 2 @ Texas 6 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 4:26 pm
Gotta give credit where it’s due. Max Weiner has done a nice job with the Longhorn staff

re: LSU 2 @ Texas 6 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 4:18 pm
Texas pitching coach name is Max Weiner?! :rotflmao:

re: Texas Artificial Turf

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 2:22 pm
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It’s gay


Many people say it’s the gayest

re: Hultberg

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 1:04 pm
I once peed next to Jordy Hultberg in the same urinal trough at a Hornets game. It was cool
I recently watched one girl eat skittles out of another girl’s arse. My family would not be proud.

re: LSU 7 @ Texas 11 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 7:53 pm
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How does Milam have any fingernails left?


I was coming here to say this word for word

re: LSU 7 @ Texas 11 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 7:02 pm
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Bras is slow


Especially for a guy that chews watermelon bubble gum
Nike was a pioneer, and nothing they did was proprietary. Competition is the answer

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:54 pm
Frey nearly outran that chopper. Love the hustle

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm
Hernandez was like really bro? :lol:

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:32 pm
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What’s the thinking behind this field design?


Hey, kid, draw me a baseball field.

Viola

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:14 pm
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Think they said 94 or 96 a few pitches ago


No way. He’s running it up to at least 98 on some of these

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:11 pm
How hard is this dude throwing? ESPN doesn’t show, but good lord. Looks like a Skenes fastball

re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:06 pm
3rd pitch called strike was wayyy out the zone. We gonna have a problem tonight??
I’ve heard on here that Woodward has a big dick, whereas Alleva has a tiny one
What’s it going to take for Catholics to admit they’ve been duped and their religion is a scam? Good lord

re: Tesla tanking

Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/20/25 at 2:08 pm
You guys are missing the whole point. The big problem is nobody wants EVs. Sales are nowhere near what was estimated by now, and the first wave of sales was largely a progressive movement. Tesla is caught in the crosshairs because they were insanely overvalued, and Musk isn’t helping.