
CecilShortsHisPants
Favorite team: | New Orleans Pelicans ![]() |
Location: | One Foty Fo uh uh Magnolia Screet |
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Number of Posts: | 3374 |
Registered on: | 10/8/2012 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: For those who understand pitching, could Yeskie be the problem?
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 5:10 pm
If only we had someone like Max Weiner from UT
re: LSU 2 @ Texas 6 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 4:26 pm
Gotta give credit where it’s due. Max Weiner has done a nice job with the Longhorn staff
re: LSU 2 @ Texas 6 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 4:18 pm
Texas pitching coach name is Max Weiner?! :rotflmao:
re: Texas Artificial Turf
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 2:22 pm
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It’s gay
Many people say it’s the gayest
re: Hultberg
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 1:04 pm
I once peed next to Jordy Hultberg in the same urinal trough at a Hornets game. It was cool
re: How far away are we from AI used to identify you and reveal your porn watching details?
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/23/25 at 7:14 am
I recently watched one girl eat skittles out of another girl’s arse. My family would not be proud.
re: LSU 7 @ Texas 11 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 7:53 pm
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How does Milam have any fingernails left?
I was coming here to say this word for word
re: LSU 7 @ Texas 11 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 7:02 pm
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Bras is slow
Especially for a guy that chews watermelon bubble gum
re: NKE stock - What's wrong with it?
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 6:38 pm
Nike was a pioneer, and nothing they did was proprietary. Competition is the answer
re: Common science facts that still kinda blow your mind
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/22/25 at 9:06 am
Ray Lewis killed a guy
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:54 pm
Frey nearly outran that chopper. Love the hustle
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm
Hernandez was like really bro? :lol:
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:32 pm
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What’s the thinking behind this field design?
Hey, kid, draw me a baseball field.
Viola
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:14 pm
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Think they said 94 or 96 a few pitches ago
No way. He’s running it up to at least 98 on some of these
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:11 pm
How hard is this dude throwing? ESPN doesn’t show, but good lord. Looks like a Skenes fastball
re: LSU 8 @ Texas 2 Final
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 7:06 pm
3rd pitch called strike was wayyy out the zone. We gonna have a problem tonight??
re: What were your favorite books to read when you were a child?
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 2:48 pm

re: Someone please help me understand what Alleva did wrong at LSU
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/21/25 at 4:52 am
I’ve heard on here that Woodward has a big dick, whereas Alleva has a tiny one
re: Former Family Feud Contestant Along With a Catholic Priest - Child Sexual Abuse
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/20/25 at 6:13 pm
What’s it going to take for Catholics to admit they’ve been duped and their religion is a scam? Good lord
re: Tesla tanking
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants on 3/20/25 at 2:08 pm
You guys are missing the whole point. The big problem is nobody wants EVs. Sales are nowhere near what was estimated by now, and the first wave of sales was largely a progressive movement. Tesla is caught in the crosshairs because they were insanely overvalued, and Musk isn’t helping.
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