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Registered on:9/4/2012
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Go to the dirt track races across from Talladega on Saturday night. Good racing and good people watching.
I was running and got attacked by a breed of peace. I gave him my forearm and he took it and shook it like a great white. I stuck my thumbs in his eye sockets and I bursted his eyeballs like ballons. He was whimpering when I left him.

re: High School Drivers Ed

Posted by ShuckJordan on 4/2/25 at 2:54 pm
I teach it everyday in my high school in Alabama. I’m 3rd party certified and give them their driving test at the end of the course and if they pass I print off their drivers license and they carry it to the DMV where they pay a $15-$20 fee and get their license. I also teach and test them for their boating license, which I can issue as well all for $0.

My 78 Year Old Democratic Voting Mom

Posted by ShuckJordan on 3/10/25 at 5:33 pm
Is out of her damn mind about Elon and Trump shutting down SS. Good lord I’ve talked to her till I’m exhausted about this not happening. I guess the Libs are really good at scaring young and old people.
He must have some sorry arse kids because they hadn’t checked on their 95 year old, Alzheimer riddled dad for over a week. Or he’s 95 and they are old too with their own health problems?
My main concern will be the new budget getting passed after all of this fraud and waste has been exposed by DOGE. That will affect me and my kids more than the Epstein files. I want the people on the list punished for sure, but I want to see if Republicans will step up and put their money where their mouth is.
I don’t understand why they agree to do interviews with these people? They are truly the enemy. I would shut them out and not give them a ratings bump.
Been hooked on Afrin for years, so I don’t breathe out of my mouth anymore.But I was before the Afrin and I don’t have any of those symptoms or facial features. The only problem with that is I’m in my late 50’s and the Cialis I take to help me piss and to raise the Titanic counter acts the Afrin, so I’m always huffing it. No I’m not a fat arse, 6’1 190 and workout 4-5 days a week.
Feral people, just like cats. I choose to live small and rural, so my interactions with them are minimal. I do travel a good bit with my family, but pick and choose my destinations based off of the feral population.
I would be arrested at that school for what I would do to him and the principal that allowed that crap.

re: Saban

Posted by ShuckJordan on 12/31/24 at 6:37 pm
Like your mom when she forgets her garage door opener password

re: Saban

Posted by ShuckJordan on 12/31/24 at 6:35 pm
I’m not drunk dickhead, I quit drinking 9 years ago but forgot my password , pussy

re: Saban

Posted by ShuckJordan on 12/31/24 at 6:33 pm
Lost my password

Saban

Posted by ShuckJordan on 12/31/24 at 6:32 pm
The locker room turned on Saban and he had no choice but to play him. Ryan Williams and Germie Bernard know the difference this year especially after this game and want Milroe gone. Move to the SecRant

Duck Hunting in NE, and SE Arkansas,

Posted by ShuckJordan on 12/28/24 at 8:34 pm
has sucked arse in both places. Screw DU and their record number of ducks. This is the worst year I’ve seen in 20 years. I’m done after this weekend and headed home.

re: Gen X 53% for Trump

Posted by ShuckJordan on 11/6/24 at 8:07 pm
My first vote was for Reagan.

re: Gen X 53% for Trump

Posted by ShuckJordan on 11/6/24 at 8:05 pm
Gen X was born from 1965-1980. Demographics are wrong but not the results.

You Arizona Baws Suck

Posted by ShuckJordan on 10/1/24 at 7:27 pm
Y’all elected that bald headed MF’er who just got on tv and lied his arse off.
Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle
Stretch Armstrong
Atari system
And a 1980 Yamaha YZ 125. Still have it and ride it from time to time. It was the one thing my parents actually kept from my childhood besides pictures, probably because my dad bitched about buying it for years. I use to motocross between football and baseball and my dad loved it. Go figure.