Evolve

Yah. I didn't qc it. I just threw the rosters image and scoring in there. Its just for fun.

From gpt.

[quote]2026 AUCTION DRAFT POWER RANKINGS

12 teams, $200, full PPR, 6-pt passing TDs.
1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 2 FLEX.

1. THE RICK - A
Playoffs: 67%
Gibbs $67, London $39, Olave $33, Flowers $25, Brian Thomas Jr. $12, Kittle $8, Stafford $3, Braelon Allen $5.

Best collection of weekly starters. Gibbs is the centerpiece and London/Olave/Flowers/BTJ is loaded for a league where four WRs can start. Kittle at $8 was good value. Weakness is obvious: RB2. Braelon Allen is currently the best answer there, so this team isn't bulletproof.

2. EVOLVE - A-
Playoffs: 62%
Jefferson $43, Allen $26, Chase Brown $53, Skattebo $22, Warren $15, DJ Moore $18, Evans $10, Croskey-Merritt $3, Worthy $3.

Probably the most balanced roster. Allen/Jefferson/Brown gives elite production at three positions and Warren gives a strong TE. Moore/Evans/Worthy provides WR/FLEX depth. The gamble is Skattebo and the RBs behind him, but there aren't many holes in the starting lineup.

3. BLZR - A-
Playoffs: 59%
JSN $56, Amon-Ra $58, Garrett Wilson $23, Higgins $20, Daniels $4, Judkins $19, Josh Jacobs $4, Dowdle $7, RJ Harvey $2.

Easily the best WR room: JSN/Amon-Ra/Wilson/Higgins is ridiculous in full PPR with two FLEX spots. Daniels for $4 is another strength. RB is weaker than WR but not empty. Judkins/Jacobs/Dowdle/Harvey gives several paths to finding two starters. If the RBs are merely competent, this is a championship roster.

4. NOT DAEJON LOVE - A-
Playoffs: 56%
Bijan $66, Puka $63, Montgomery $23, Marvin Harrison Jr. $10, Burden $16, Diggs $10, Ridley $1, Caleb Williams $4.

Bijan/Puka is the best two-player foundation in the league and Montgomery is a legitimate RB2. Harrison/Burden/Diggs gives more WR depth than a stars-and-scrubs build normally has. Spending $129 on two players creates concentration risk, but the upside is enormous.

5. BOONDOCK TAINTS - B+
Playoffs: 53%
Breece $38, Hampton $41, McBride $30, McMillan $20, Jameson $17, Jordan Mason $8, DK $6, Godwin $8, Addison $5, Herbert $6, Downs $5, Meyers $2.

One of the biggest winners from looking at the complete roster. Hall/Hampton is a strong RB combination, McBride gives an elite TE advantage and the WR depth is excellent. McMillan/Jameson/DK/Godwin/Addison/Downs gives them a ton of FLEX options. No dominant WR1 is the main issue, but this roster is deep as hell.

6. BROCK BACK MOUNTAIN - B+
Playoffs: 51%
Taylor $59, Achane $48, Bucky Irving $18, Lamar $12, Loveland $15, Christian Watson $13, MarShawn Lloyd $10, Jaylen Warren $8.

Taylor/Achane/Bucky is the league's best RB trio and Lamar adds another weekly advantage. The problem is WR, where Watson is the most expensive player and the rest are Deebo $1, Jalen McMillan $1, Jeudy $1 and Shaheed $1. If a couple of those WRs outperform their prices, this team becomes dangerous.

7. COUCH TATERS - B+
Playoffs: 48%
Chase $60, James Cook $52, Adams $17, McLaurin $15, Odunze $16, Fannin $8, Dobbins $7, Dart $4, Lawrence $4, Hubbard $3, Pollard $3.

Chase/Cook is an excellent foundation and Adams/McLaurin/Odunze gives this team three legitimate WR/FLEX options behind Chase. RB depth is cheap but there are several shots at it with Hubbard/Pollard/Dobbins/Brooks. Pretty well constructed considering $112 went to two players.

8. ALL LUCK NO SKILL - B+
Playoffs: 46%
Walker $43, A.J. Brown $43, Henry $35, Waddle $25, Swift $22, Parker Washington $14, Matthew Golden $5, Purdy $1.

Very solid starting RB/WR group. Walker/Henry/Swift and Brown/Waddle already fill five of the six RB/WR/FLEX positions. Purdy for $1 allows almost the entire budget to go toward skill positions. TE is weak and the bench isn't especially deep, but the weekly lineup should be competitive.

9. SHOW ME THE MONEY - B
Playoffs: 44%
Jeanty $42, DeVonta $31, Jeremiyah Love $29, Nabers $35, Tuten $24, Hurts $5, Pitts $5, Pittman $5, Gainwell $5, Reed $4, Kamara $3.

This is the team most capable of making a preseason ranking look stupid. Jeanty/Love/Tuten is an aggressive young RB build, while Nabers/DeVonta gives them a strong WR foundation. Hurts for $5 is excellent in 6-point passing TD. Lots of upside, but considerably more projection risk than the teams above it.

10. ROCKET RED - B
Playoffs: 42%
Nico $43, Saquon $54, McConkey $28, Egbuka $21, Jadarian Price $16, Sutton $9, Kraft $7, Pierce $7, Mahomes $1, Andrews $1.

Nico/Saquon/McConkey/Egbuka gives this team a very good top four. The concern is RB2. Price/Bigsby/Charbonnet/Corum has to produce somebody. The WR depth is good enough to exploit both FLEX spots, and getting Mahomes for $1 after spending heavily elsewhere is excellent.

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. I had AI do some research

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I had AI do some research as well.

I appreciate his intention, but damn he's fricking clueless as to how the oil market is priced.

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I generally dislike extroverts in general.

Done with this piece of glass

Weah looks like actual garbage. Dude is getting dominated and his touch is awful.

Well thats one hell of an admission of defeat. fricking pathetic.