Jack Parkman
| Favorite team: | Texas A&M |
| Location: | College Station, TX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Aggie sports, Astros baseball, USA soccer |
| Occupation: | Instructor |
| Number of Posts: | 130 |
| Registered on: | 5/14/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Does A&M have a slogan/motto for their stadium?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 9/11/13 at 5:36 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
The Hate Barn on the Brazos
re: Good SEC/CFB Twitter follows
Posted by Jack Parkman on 9/11/13 at 5:18 pm to 1999
Found BobbyBigWheel and CelebrityHotTub through theSECdeli's page. All are great follows.
Also, thanks Tiger for not being a tool...welcome to The Rant, I know
Also, thanks Tiger for not being a tool...welcome to The Rant, I know
Good SEC/CFB Twitter follows
Posted by Jack Parkman on 9/11/13 at 5:12 pm
Was off Twitter for awhile, so now football season has driven me back, and I'm looking for some not-so-serious follows.
I've found a few like @Kegsneggs, @RickMuscles, and @theSECdeli, but I'm taking some recommendations if you got'em.
Happy tailgating this weekend y'all.
I've found a few like @Kegsneggs, @RickMuscles, and @theSECdeli, but I'm taking some recommendations if you got'em.
Happy tailgating this weekend y'all.
re: Can the Aggies replace their losses to the NFL for next year?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 12:34 pm to 167back
Yea, I'm not sure how we are going to replace any of our guys leaving. Alabama and LSU are the only teams with offensive depth in this league, and Lord knows our recruiting has been awful.
I mean, how do we compete with guys like this:
Offensive Line
Jake Matthews*
Luke Joeckel*
Mike Matthews
Cedric Ogbuehi
Jarvis Harrison
Germaine Ifedi
Ben Compton
Joe Cheek
Kimo Tipoti
Backs
Trey Williams
Ben Malena
Brandon Williams
Tra Carson
James White
WR - really tough to recruit in this offense
Mike Evans - tall but sophomore slump
Malcome Kennedy - medium, catch vs Bama only
Kyrion Parker - tall, couldn't play at Ole Miss
JaQuay Williams - tall, probably worthless
Nate Askew - tall
Derrick Griffin - real tall, but can't qualify
Ricky Seals-Jones - tall, overrated by everyone
Derel Walker - tall, who is this again?
Jeremy Tabuyo - short and slow
LaQuivionte Gonzalez - real short and real slow
Sabian Holmes - taller, but still slow
And then, here we got this clown throwing them the ball.
I'm not sure I wanna even watch us offensively next year.
Man, what I would do to get some of LSU's talent on that side of the ball. We might actually compete in this league.
I mean, how do we compete with guys like this:
Offensive Line
Jake Matthews*
Luke Joeckel*
Mike Matthews
Cedric Ogbuehi
Jarvis Harrison
Germaine Ifedi
Ben Compton
Joe Cheek
Kimo Tipoti
Backs
Trey Williams
Ben Malena
Brandon Williams
Tra Carson
James White
WR - really tough to recruit in this offense
Mike Evans - tall but sophomore slump
Malcome Kennedy - medium, catch vs Bama only
Kyrion Parker - tall, couldn't play at Ole Miss
JaQuay Williams - tall, probably worthless
Nate Askew - tall
Derrick Griffin - real tall, but can't qualify
Ricky Seals-Jones - tall, overrated by everyone
Derel Walker - tall, who is this again?
Jeremy Tabuyo - short and slow
LaQuivionte Gonzalez - real short and real slow
Sabian Holmes - taller, but still slow
And then, here we got this clown throwing them the ball.
I'm not sure I wanna even watch us offensively next year.
Man, what I would do to get some of LSU's talent on that side of the ball. We might actually compete in this league.
re: Which football program will be better the next 25 years: Texas A&M or Arkansas?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 12:22 pm to Hawgeye
quote:
AP poll era
You can't neglect the entire history of a program. Sorantable told me so in the other thread.
re: Which football program is greater historically: Texas A&M or Arkansas?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 11:04 am to sorantable
Surely, you're trolling.
You don't want to get into this argument Reb. The numbers just aren't on your side.
As not to derail the thread, A&M and Arky, to me, is a push on historical relevance.
You don't want to get into this argument Reb. The numbers just aren't on your side.
As not to derail the thread, A&M and Arky, to me, is a push on historical relevance.
re: Which football program is greater historically: Texas A&M or Arkansas?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 10:58 am to sorantable
quote:
Charter member with as many national titles as you. Also, 6 SEC titles
lulz
Of your three 'claimed' Natty's, you finished #1 in the polls in none of them.
Also, forgive me if I forgot about that incredible run y'all had in the late 50's, early 60's. It had slipped my mind.
I'm 26. Since I've walked this Earth, Texas A&M >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> University of Mississippi
re: Which football program will be better the next 25 years: Texas A&M or Arkansas?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 10:51 am to Gladius Veritas
Holy cow three pages in, and I'm the first one...
Doesn't matter, beat Bama.
Doesn't matter, won Heisman.
Doesn't matter, beat Bama.
Doesn't matter, won Heisman.
re: Which football program is greater historically: Texas A&M or Arkansas?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/27/12 at 10:48 am to burbank
Come on, you guys are taking an Ole Miss fan's opinion serious in a thread about football success.
Let's get real.
Let's get real.
re: What separates DGB and RSJ?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/19/12 at 3:09 pm to Quidam65
And he throws it a lot.
re: What separates DGB and RSJ?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/19/12 at 2:52 pm to Jack Parkman
BigAggie beat me to it.
So, let me add on to further my point about depth.
Next year's wideouts should just be called 'Lob City of the South.'
Mike Evans - 6'5
Nate Askew - 6'4
Nehemiah Hicks (TE) - 6'4
JaQuay Williams - 6'4
Kyrion Parker - 6'3
Ricky Seals-Jones - 6'5
*Derrick Griffin - 6'6
Cameron Clear (TE) - 6'6
Derel Walker - 6'3
Ed Pope - 6'4
Quincy Adeboyejo - 6'3
*Griffin is listed but has big questions to answer in the classroom.
on top of that add:
Malcolme Kennedy
Cameron Echols-Luper
LaQuivionte Gonzalez
Jeremy Tabuyo
...JFF and Aggie fans can definitely fap to that.
So, let me add on to further my point about depth.
Next year's wideouts should just be called 'Lob City of the South.'
Mike Evans - 6'5
Nate Askew - 6'4
Nehemiah Hicks (TE) - 6'4
JaQuay Williams - 6'4
Kyrion Parker - 6'3
Ricky Seals-Jones - 6'5
*Derrick Griffin - 6'6
Cameron Clear (TE) - 6'6
Derel Walker - 6'3
Ed Pope - 6'4
Quincy Adeboyejo - 6'3
*Griffin is listed but has big questions to answer in the classroom.
on top of that add:
Malcolme Kennedy
Cameron Echols-Luper
LaQuivionte Gonzalez
Jeremy Tabuyo
...JFF and Aggie fans can definitely fap to that.
re: What separates DGB and RSJ?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/19/12 at 2:45 pm to DWag215
quote:
sort of be what Evans was
You do realize Evans is only in his 3rd or 4th year of playing organized football, right?
RSJ should come in with better football sense. Even if it takes him awhile to catch on, we're loaded at WR.
re: Favorite Current Player in the SEC not on your Team?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/19/12 at 2:38 pm to BigAggie06
Sam Montgomery
Eddie Lacy
Bacarri Rambo
Eddie Lacy
Bacarri Rambo
re: Best SEC state... Rank 'em
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 2:18 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I have heard Starkvegas is a lot like Lufkin with a college in it...
...which makes it Angelina College.
:cheers:
...which makes it Angelina College.
:cheers:
re: Rank the SEC (school) NFL starting QBs
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 2:15 pm to Crompdaddy8
The gap between Cutler and Tannehill will be non-existant this time next season.
Cutler is just the worst.
Cutler is just the worst.
re: Best SEC state... Rank 'em
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 2:13 pm to ChargerDog91
1a. Texas
1b. Florida
2. Georgia
3. Tennessee
4. Alabama
5. South Carolina
6. Missouri
7. Louisiana
8. Arkansas
9. Mississippi
10. Kentucky (Bluegrass state gets shafted because I've never been there.)
1b. Florida
2. Georgia
3. Tennessee
4. Alabama
5. South Carolina
6. Missouri
7. Louisiana
8. Arkansas
9. Mississippi
10. Kentucky (Bluegrass state gets shafted because I've never been there.)
re: An early offseason thread: Favorite person from your state of all-time
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 1:40 pm to parrothead
quote:
Helen Keller and Harper Lee
Do they have videos on YouTube?
re: An early offseason thread: Favorite person from your state of all-time
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 1:38 pm to pivey14
if you're PC and soft, then yes
re: SEC Stadiums: The finest in the country?
Posted by Jack Parkman on 12/18/12 at 1:06 pm to CBandits82
That can't be an accurate representation of Tiger Stadium.
I see no piss balloons or flying beer bottles.
I see no piss balloons or flying beer bottles.
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