white perch
| Favorite team: | Northwestern St.  |
| Location: | the bright, happy side of hell |
| Biography: | I was born and I haven't died yet. |
| Interests: | staying not dead. |
| Occupation: | I Work for a Living. |
| Number of Posts: | 7590 |
| Registered on: | 4/21/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Celebrity Death Pool 2026
Posted by white perch on 1/1/26 at 8:23 am to DJ3K
Has anybody mentioned Britney yet?
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re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?
Posted by white perch on 1/1/26 at 6:49 am to schwartzy
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as I start residency
Godspeed, young shaman. As you learn how to heal the body, remember that every patient also has a spirit. You have to treat both aspect of the patient. When you can do that, then you are a true healer.
re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?
Posted by white perch on 1/1/26 at 6:30 am to Havoc
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I haven't had sex in years and I think that's also affected me,
Dude, just hire a hooker.
re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?
Posted by white perch on 1/1/26 at 6:28 am to Chicken
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Big things are being planned.
Discount on TD premium?
re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?
Posted by white perch on 1/1/26 at 6:27 am to SaveNewOrleans
I resolve to not die this year. I’ve had this new years resolution every year for the past 30+ years. So far so good.
re: AI Girlfriend/AI Companionship Apps?
Posted by white perch on 12/30/25 at 10:34 am to SaveNewOrleans
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Two of the girls I made on Candy AI.
It’s time to put the porn down.
re: AI Girlfriend/AI Companionship Apps?
Posted by white perch on 12/30/25 at 10:24 am to SaveNewOrleans
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I’m invisible to women.
You’re not invisible. You lack self confidence. Have you ever tried counseling? A therapist to help you understand yourself and where these erroneous core beliefs come from. You are not invisible.
re: call your shot(s); winners for 2026
Posted by white perch on 12/30/25 at 9:13 am to cgrand
HMBL
re: AI Girlfriend/AI Companionship Apps?
Posted by white perch on 12/30/25 at 8:41 am to SaveNewOrleans
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It’s probably too late for me on that. I’m 41 and I’m not giving up my freedom and peace to take in some over the hill woman with 2 kids who is looking for a “stable man” after getting to have her fun sleeping around. And I know it would be really difficult to get a woman in her mid to late 20s as I’m not a rich baller.
frick man, it ain’t that hard. Get to the gym, eat right, read some books. You ain’t gotta take in the mid 30’s woman with kids but they are there. You can take them out and have a good time with them. Learn how to relax and get some self confidence. There are plenty of mid to late 20’s women out there who are looking for an older man. Keep strong. You’re a man. Don’t settle.
re: AI Girlfriend/AI Companionship Apps?
Posted by white perch on 12/30/25 at 8:30 am to SaveNewOrleans
Have you tried a real girlfriend yet?
Find a good one, treat her right, find out how to get in her mind/emotions. Make her feel safe and secure with her inner most secrets.
Then, they will do damn near anything for you. They really are amazing.
I highly recommend a real woman. But, like most things, they are very operator dependent.
Find a good one, treat her right, find out how to get in her mind/emotions. Make her feel safe and secure with her inner most secrets.
Then, they will do damn near anything for you. They really are amazing.
I highly recommend a real woman. But, like most things, they are very operator dependent.
re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted by white perch on 12/25/25 at 3:10 pm to white perch
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I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
Alright, just got done with OP’s wife. She seemed eager, enthusiastic but also exhausted. The line of cars up to her place looked like the drive through line at a popeye’s.
And, I want to apologize to the OP. I clogged your toilet.
re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted by white perch on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am to Shamoan
I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
re: What was your first ever topic on Tigerdroppings?
Posted by white perch on 12/22/25 at 10:26 am to LSUTANGERINE
Your mom
re: What do you do for fun in your spare time?
Posted by white perch on 12/18/25 at 7:30 pm to Redstickbaw
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Mom is in her 70s
Hey, she won’t get knocked up. Grab some lube and wear that thing out. Does she have dentures?
re: What do you do for fun in your spare time?
Posted by white perch on 12/18/25 at 7:07 pm to Redstickbaw
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Your mom
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Your mom
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Build models after I’m done with your mom.
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Damn, I’m gonna have stop doing his mom.
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Your grandma
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Your sister
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Your mom’s sister
I love this place.
re: What do you do for fun in your spare time?
Posted by white perch on 12/18/25 at 6:59 pm to Redstickbaw
Your mom
re: What is your last day of work for year?
Posted by white perch on 12/17/25 at 9:01 am to CunningLinguist
I’m working December 31st 0600-1800.
re: Elon is now worth $684 billion
Posted by white perch on 12/16/25 at 4:28 pm to stout
Damn, he’s almost OT wealthy. Maybe he’ll be able to afford a TD premium membership.
re: LUNCH THREAD- well filled out moomoo edition
Posted by white perch on 12/16/25 at 12:27 pm to madamsquirrel
Trail mix tbd later. Lunch now. Too many time. Too little errands.
re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes
Posted by white perch on 12/12/25 at 8:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
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wtf why does it require registration and why did it show just a second ago
Because you’re using Microsoft word
re: Adam Carolla with the perfect California analogy
Posted by white perch on 12/10/25 at 2:03 pm to Cosmo
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At best a skanky 7
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