Hammertime
| Favorite team: | UNO  |
| Location: | Will trade dowsing rod for titties |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | definitely not condoms |
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| Number of Posts: | 43031 |
| Registered on: | 1/30/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Five shot after Mardi Gras parade in Franklinton, police say
Posted by Hammertime on 3/3/25 at 1:36 am
I can tell you that I was at Lamplighter all night, and nobody got shot there
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re: I got my stimulus and it DIDN'T get snatched by back child support
Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:31 am
Haha, "you are white, so that itself is racist"
You will never hear a guy from Africa calling an American racist, just the idiots we have here
You will never hear a guy from Africa calling an American racist, just the idiots we have here
re: I got my stimulus and it DIDN'T get snatched by back child support
Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:26 am
You're too "African American".
Like what fricking Africa did you come here from that you're an actual African American? "I grew up in the bad part of town". Guess what bitch, the bad part of town for them means your head gets separated from your body.
Like what fricking Africa did you come here from that you're an actual African American? "I grew up in the bad part of town". Guess what bitch, the bad part of town for them means your head gets separated from your body.
re: Describe your 2020
Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:17 am
God damn, chicken let this website go to shite. Old fartz would've ripped me to shredz
Edit: This was like two years ago. What a bunch of pussies now. So soft
Edit: This was like two years ago. What a bunch of pussies now. So soft
re: Describe your 2020
Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:10 am
frick you guy. I'll eat your chlamydia for breakfast
*praise Jesus for spell check
*praise Jesus for spell check
re: Describe your 2020
Posted by Hammertime on 1/1/21 at 4:06 am
35 years old
Made lots of money for my company
Worked many overtime hours
They thanked me by putting me on jobs that were too complicated for anyone else to do
Doubled my salary even though I got furloughed
Made thrice my salary on the stock market and fixxer uppers in Metairie
Got my chick pregnant
Still have a huge hawg
......and I almost got into it with a dude at the Juke Joint last weekend because I talked to his dad. You youngsters should still never puss out. This guy was mad I told his dad he was drunk. Checked him. Check em all little kids, check them all. People nowadays are so scared to say or do stuff and wind up on ching Chang China controlled interned. I say, frick those chinks. I'm a red, blooded fricking murican and they can take their karate to Cane's with the new tiny chicken tenders. My 2004 Box combo will heavyweight dat azz
Made lots of money for my company
Worked many overtime hours
They thanked me by putting me on jobs that were too complicated for anyone else to do
Doubled my salary even though I got furloughed
Made thrice my salary on the stock market and fixxer uppers in Metairie
Got my chick pregnant
Still have a huge hawg
......and I almost got into it with a dude at the Juke Joint last weekend because I talked to his dad. You youngsters should still never puss out. This guy was mad I told his dad he was drunk. Checked him. Check em all little kids, check them all. People nowadays are so scared to say or do stuff and wind up on ching Chang China controlled interned. I say, frick those chinks. I'm a red, blooded fricking murican and they can take their karate to Cane's with the new tiny chicken tenders. My 2004 Box combo will heavyweight dat azz
re: Two cops shot in Mandeville - 1 dead, suspects in custody
Posted by Hammertime on 9/21/19 at 3:51 am
You sound like a guy that would scam a bunch of people out of a bunch of money. We can meet up and spend some time talking this out. I'm heading to Lamplighter in Metairie. *I'm here now*. Tell me where you're at, and we can figure out whose the most trailer trash via a drunk grammar competition.
If you can't look at the whole picture, you're small-minded. Idk how this kid got turned around. I went to SPS. I went to MHS. None of the people I know did this. I can't think of anyone I grew up with doing any such thing.
I would rather this thread be about the officers that spent time actually trying to protect the city, and my OP says that. They spent plenty of time actually meeting and greeting people from Mandeville. We always took them for granted until we needed them. This situation has hit my family pretty hard, and I know everyone in Mandeville cares and feels for these officers. Mandeville is a tight knit family. Quit being a douche, and take you're ice chest sales elsewhere
If you can't look at the whole picture, you're small-minded. Idk how this kid got turned around. I went to SPS. I went to MHS. None of the people I know did this. I can't think of anyone I grew up with doing any such thing.
I would rather this thread be about the officers that spent time actually trying to protect the city, and my OP says that. They spent plenty of time actually meeting and greeting people from Mandeville. We always took them for granted until we needed them. This situation has hit my family pretty hard, and I know everyone in Mandeville cares and feels for these officers. Mandeville is a tight knit family. Quit being a douche, and take you're ice chest sales elsewhere
re: Two cops shot in Mandeville - 1 dead, suspects in custody
Posted by Hammertime on 9/21/19 at 3:03 am
No dude, that means he got pulled over and didn't tell them he had something on him. Have you ever dealt with Covington PD? Basically anything from weed to heroin can be schedule 1 depending on what the department classifies it as. Covington PD tried to get me with assault on an officer and took my pocket knife after I broke up a fight before they came there and slammed everyone to the ground. I had to pull strings to get the cop who gave me a black eye and stole my knife to apologize.
You should read the minutes or report before making a judgment. frick the kid, but none of the OT can say what turned him.
If you are one of those kids who hasn't ever done anything, you're what normal people call a "boy scout". My boss is one, and he told us we shouldn't ever drink, because it could inhibit our thought process. Nobody likes a boy scout
You should read the minutes or report before making a judgment. frick the kid, but none of the OT can say what turned him.
If you are one of those kids who hasn't ever done anything, you're what normal people call a "boy scout". My boss is one, and he told us we shouldn't ever drink, because it could inhibit our thought process. Nobody likes a boy scout
re: Two cops shot in Mandeville - 1 dead, suspects in custody
Posted by Hammertime on 9/21/19 at 1:55 am
These guys won't get what they deserved, which was to be bleeding out on the concrete on the scene. It would've been nice had someone come and finished them off.
I'm still very appreciative of what MPD has done over my life (even though they arrested me a couple of times). I wanna remind everyone they were there when people broke into houses, stole cars, beat women and kids, and even caught potential child molesters jacking off on the lakefront. A bunch of people have gotten tickets and pissed off, but remember how many crimes haven't been committed in Mandeville over the years. These two cops gave up everything just to be there for their city. The thread has turned into some shitty petty arguments instead of appreciation of the officers and anger towards the perps.
It sucks that they'll have their day in court, but that's the judicial system. Thank fricking God they are going to Covington for court, and not New Orleans. I'd chip in on a gofundme for the IV drugs to drop these fools. Put that shite on SEC Network
I'm still very appreciative of what MPD has done over my life (even though they arrested me a couple of times). I wanna remind everyone they were there when people broke into houses, stole cars, beat women and kids, and even caught potential child molesters jacking off on the lakefront. A bunch of people have gotten tickets and pissed off, but remember how many crimes haven't been committed in Mandeville over the years. These two cops gave up everything just to be there for their city. The thread has turned into some shitty petty arguments instead of appreciation of the officers and anger towards the perps.
It sucks that they'll have their day in court, but that's the judicial system. Thank fricking God they are going to Covington for court, and not New Orleans. I'd chip in on a gofundme for the IV drugs to drop these fools. Put that shite on SEC Network
re: I need to buy Microsoft Office
Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 4:13 pm
I bought a hard copy of Office earlier this year
re: Houston Flood Event Check-In
Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 11:14 am
Modelo ftmfw :cheers:
re: Do you actually keep up with your personal email account?
Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 9:29 am
Only 10 emails in my personal inbox. 22 in my work one.
I created a folder that I called "Corporate Emails" in my Outlook, and all of the emails I get from corporate go in there. Keeps the clutter down. It has 271 unread. I don't ever read them, and delete them every couple of months
I created a folder that I called "Corporate Emails" in my Outlook, and all of the emails I get from corporate go in there. Keeps the clutter down. It has 271 unread. I don't ever read them, and delete them every couple of months
re: Buy me a truck
Posted by Hammertime on 9/20/19 at 9:22 am
quote:Forgot about the whistling noise in mine. It seems like a vacuum leak to me, because it does it at all speeds when I hit the gas
There is some kind of whistling noise in the cab when I go 35-40ish mph
re: Buy me a truck
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 10:49 pm
quote:The problem is the transmission they put behind it. For some reason, it works with the other engines, but not the 5.0
The Coyote is a fantastic motor
I own a F150, have spent like a month and a half in a Ram Classic, and two weeks in a Silverado. The Ram easily wins.
OP, you'd probably do yourself some good if you learned how to drive in high water. I've driven through water almost up to my windows plenty of times with no problems
quote:In LA:
Engine?
Hwy MPG?
F150 5.0 gets 17mpg going 80-85
Ram 5.7 gets 18-19mpg going 80-85
re: Forbes reveals highest paid artists & athletes of 2019 (Kanye made $150m+)
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 4:20 pm
Wtf is Eminem doing nowadays that he's making $50MM/yr?
re: Anyone else feel like society is constantly trying to manipulate you?
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 12:44 pm
Live your own life. Do what you want. frick everyone else
re: na
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 11:40 am
quote:Fire watch
What would someone do with a 100' tower on a residential property anyway?
re: Women who have the Ayesha Curry complex: Women who are taken, but crave attention
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 11:20 am
quote:Aka every woman
Women who are taken, but crave attention
re: Shaquille O’Neal to DJ at Fred’s in Tigerland
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 11:19 am
Do you get free plane Wi-Fi?
re: Ex Sorority girl who Told Cops Shes 'a Clean Thoroughbred White Girl' Pleads Guilty to DUI
Posted by Hammertime on 9/19/19 at 11:13 am
Good breeding stock right there. I would've taken a bribe
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