Oates Mustache

That school is gonna lose its arse in court and have to pay up. These idiot overreacters never learn.

Let’s start with those feet, because sweet merciful Poseidon—those dogs have clearly been through multiple lifetimes. They look like they’ve been gripping hot asphalt since the Clinton administration. Are you barefoot on the bow of a yacht or trying to sandblast the deck with your prehistoric talons?

Them toes? They ain’t curled—they’re cursed. Those feet are so dirty, archaeologists are trying to date the soil layers on them. You could legit walk into a CSI episode and leave behind enough evidence to get someone convicted in three states. I’ve seen less grime on coal miners and less callus on MMA fighters. It’s giving Pirates of the Caribbean, but if Captain Jack Sparrow retired to a lake in Alabama and forgot what soap is.

And speaking of crust, let’s talk about your whole boat-bound goblin king vibe. You're loungin' like you're the final boss of a Bass Pro Shops clearance sale. That peace sign ain’t fooling anybody—it’s the international symbol for “I haven’t moved in four hours and I think my hip just dislocated.”

The way you're posted up on that boat? Looks like you're waiting for someone to applaud your tan lines and unpaid taxes. That ain't relaxing—that's a slow rot.

You look like the guy who installs ceiling fans shirtless and tells everyone about it. The type of man who still brags about his VHS collection and swears that “music just sounded better on cassette.”

Honestly, this photo should be framed and hung up in a Waffle House next to the sign that says “No shirt, no shoes, no problem if you're this guy.”

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Which is why when full unassisted full self driving is released by TSLA

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It's already in their current models and being advertised as fully self driving, so it's already here. It's just a matter of public education and acceptance then we'll start seeing it everywhere.

I keep having to put my disclaimer into my posts, I truly don't disparage anyone for being physical and moving. At least she's doing that.

But she ran a 13:30/mile 5k then rewarded herself with a 1500 calorie cheesecake, followed by wearing compression boots the day after? It's just too much for me. :rotflmao:

So did anyone else watch Boston? I'm amazed at the athleticism required to run those 2 hour marathons. Those people are like aliens to me.

Happy Easter! My favorite AW is on runDisney showing off her blue dyed Easter eggs for your viewing. :rotflmao:

Runna would never schedule 3 hard runs in a row. It actually warns you against if it you try to adjust it like that on the calendar. Ask me how I know? :lol:

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lol I joined the group just to go see what all the hoopla was about, I have seen better at a local 5k!!

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Baw, I wasn't saying she was something special, quite the opposite. She's just a huge attention hoe that posts those fake tit photos because she's thirsty as hell. :lol:

That fricker needs to be reported. I'm being serious.

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Some kids are very grown up by 15-17

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No, even if you perceive it as such. Maybe they're just more mature relative to your other experiences with that age group.

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missing the point

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The point is to protect Americans from people like this, period.