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My parents, brother, and I are renting a house in Mandalay for 3-4 days Christmas week. We're coming in from Shreveport. Dad, brother, and I will be fishing while my mom will check out the plantation houses and needle point. Where can I buy some live preferably larger and $4 a pound if that's not asking too much

re: #me too...Too much.

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/20/17 at 9:36 pm
you must be perfect

re: #me too...Too much.

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/20/17 at 9:35 pm
Yea it was stupid, cut back drinking since then so it doesn't happen again

re: #me too...Too much.

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/20/17 at 9:20 pm
I was blackout drunk and grabbed a girl's breast at a bar that I didn't even remember. I was charged with felony sexual battery after she reported it that night. Luckily got it reduced. Scariest months of my life. Being a new college grad I didn't have much saved and spent all I had on that case. I'm scared after every move I make on a girl now
At work, I sit across from 4, 50 yr old women who chain smoke. Their voices sound like darth vaders and when one leaves to smoke they all talk shite about her.
Because anyone willing to gamble money on a consistent basis usually isn't a standup guy
As a petroleum engineer this could be good; it's not something that isn't understood by anyone who graduated with the degree. We actually cover thoroughly about oil-water-gas-rock contact with each other and the associated physics. Whatever the discovery is that this guy has will most likely be available to only the Majors (Shell, Chevron). I'd imagine engineering dealing with something that incredibly small will be expensive. Bottom line is it's only help to have more jobs.
I'm tired of getting these 3 day long stints of being sick. They seem to be from allergies. The aching weak body, slight fever, running nose, can't sleep, sinus pressure takes me off my normal routine once every one to two months. My mom swears by the allergy shots where they inject you with what you're allergic to in small doses to make you more immune to getting sick. To those of you who have done them, are they worth the cost and drive and wait at doctors office weekly/monthly to get them? I have pretty good insurance.
I'm a petroleum engineer but never really learned the English language. Hooked on phonics and Rosetta Stone got me where I am today.
His possy and him are thugs. I was waiting on a flight from Dallas to Shreveport in the terminal. I saw a group of black guys acting obnoxious because the flight kept getting delayed. It turned out to be him and BWA, but I didn't know it at the time. He had this pitbull with him which I couldn't figure out how he legally got it in the airport. After boarding the plane I went to my seat and leaned to someone in his possy who only had one arm and asked "is that Kevin Gates?" and afterwards he blew up on me saying, "you know that's kevin gates. dont ask no question like that." It was embarassing because my parents were right there with me. After the flight when we were waiting for our baggage at the conveyor belt that same guy ran up to each suitcase and started ripping off all the tags on them.
Best answer by far and I'm a petroleum engineer

re: 2016 Worst Year Ever List

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 12/12/16 at 6:04 pm
What does that map describe? I have no idea what best estimate rainfall annual exceed Anne probability means
Shut up, you know we all would do that and not wait to go down further to u-turn. You're just saying that to make yourself feel like a better person and get upvotes on the OT.

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takes balls to block up the road way like that... go down and make a U-ey

Cubicle coworkers farting

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/30/16 at 3:03 pm
I work in a cubicle. I had a question for the guy next to me and when I rolled over to him he was bent over with his face in his crotch taking in one of the most intense sniffs. I rolled back to observe. He let out an "ahhhhhh" afterwards. I guess he couldn't get enough so he started fanning it into his nostrils. Later that day he was giving a presentation to the group. He started getting a nosebleed. It was coming out fast so he started running to get tissues. He ended up tripping on a chair leg and his face landed on a girls thigh. This not only blood-stained her dress but it also smeared blood all over his face.

To top it off, he got up and tried to play it off by saying "I'm alright, I'm alright" while waving to the crowd while blood was profusely coming out of his nose and smeared all over his face.

New Orleans Churches

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/27/16 at 7:25 pm
What are good churches in New Orleans for singles in their 20's? I'm baptist but will go to any denomination especially for some talent.

re: Fake it until you make it....

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/21/16 at 1:58 pm
I got a job as a Petroleum Engineer right out of college this past May because I busted my arse and cold called 150-200 companies, drove all around Louisiana and East Texas knocking on doors. Not because of connections or faking it. Faking it could be true in a BS job.
You must have not spent more than 2 weeks in Louisiana if you think that there's anything called a county in Louisiana. Here, it goes town/city>parish>state>country

Iowa, LA is a town in Calcasieu Parish

Ridiculous Coworkers

Posted by Tamer of beasts on 11/20/16 at 8:26 am
Im an engineer offshore and have come across generic perfection. This 400 lb guy has been working here for 10 years on 14 on 14 off schedule and no one here has seen him brush his teeth once. His teeth are rotting and deteriorating into the size of shark's. His breathe is unrelatably bad. He's trying to find a medical reason to get penis enlargement surgery because insurance doesnt cover cosmetic surgery. He has an aggressive underbite. He almost got fired for calling directv and trying to order a porno on the companys account. His last job he would be covered up to his neck in human shite at least once a week. He said on that job he would drink a fifth tequila on the drive home and another at home everyday. He has those hoola hoop earrings engrained in his earlobe. He admits to having tried meth. Tattoos of things he has no idea what they mean cause he was hammered. Has 6 kids and he's 32 with grey hair.