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I'm only one degree separated from Hank Thompson. My wife, before I knew her, was a close friend of Hank and his wife Ann. I did have the pleasure of knowing Ann Thompson before she passed away a couple of years ago. The wife and I along with many of Ann's friends at a party at her house a few months before she passed away.Ann is in blue on the left side of the pic.
I'm in my 60s, and while I don't plan to stop anytime soon, I am going to be more discreet. My mom walked in on me a few days ago.
MILF Actress of the Year

and a few of the runnerups:

Alexis Fawx


Brandi Love


Cherie deVille
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So your wife had some “monthly” issues on her panties? That embarrassing? Who gives a shite


I don't know how old you are, but I'm pushing 90. Back in 1959, sexual mores were much different from those of today. Accidentally exposing an unmarried couple to my wife's panties showing signs of recent perversions was awkward (I never said anything about embarrassing!)
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Define soiled...


Combination of pecker tracks and dried pussy juice.
A few years ago the wife and I were moving and two friends, a dating couple were helping us. We were in the bedroom getting ready to move the mattress. When we removed the blanket and top sheet, there was a pair of my wife's soiled panties on the bottom sheet. As nonchalantly as I could, I grabbed them and took them to the dirty clothes hamper. Nobody ever spoke of this incident.
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Coast Guard Commandant Relieved of Command


A good start!
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Next thing they’ll fact check that pic of a Trump hotel tower on Greenland.


It could be that he has plans for a luxury resort on Greenland.
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Julie London - Dixie McCall on 'Emergency'


Yes, and Jack Lord as Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0 ("book 'em Danno")
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Anyone Else Miss this GMC Commercial


Yea, almost as much as I miss my hemorrhoids.
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all that fake insignia on his uniform


He earned those ribbons:

I saw that. I couldn't believe the network let him do that.
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Thackerville, Oklahoma (x4)


Making a contribution to the Native American Relief Fund?
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My ex said, "No, I want to see how you do it. I may want to try this."


well, did she?


I prefer not to discuss the perversions of that crazy woman.
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she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate.


My crazy ex-wife was with me at the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she wanted to leave the room while she did the prostate examination. My ex said, "No, I want to see how you do it. I may want to try this."
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Escalate War -> Increased profits for MIC -> Substantial bonuses for MIC executives -> MIC executives contribute to PAC for warmongering politicians

Rinse and repeat


Fairly well sums it up.

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Billy Joe McAlister:


If that's the Tallahatchie Bridge he jumped from, he probably only suffered a twisted ankle.