BondJamesBond

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You frequently can find us on Caribbean, Mediterranean, or European River cruises (21 day trans Atlantic cruise scheduled); staying at an old monastery in Prague, my cousin's flat in London, a friend's condo in Cabo, our neighbor's cabin in Ruidoso, or on one of our friends' ranches.

When at home, I have wake-up sex with that beautiful woman sleeping next to me, coffee on the deck watching early golfers, a brief golf lesson at the club, a round with my SIL, back home: work on my latest novel, a couple of drinks of Macallan (neat, of course). Most afternoons, I take a nap, then off to Billy Bob's to meet a few friends.

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Can I be your b*tch?

One of my all time favorites.

I'm in my 60s, and while I don't plan to stop anytime soon, I am going to be more discreet. My mom walked in on me a few days ago.

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So your wife had some “monthly” issues on her panties? That embarrassing? Who gives a shite

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I don't know how old you are, but I'm pushing 90. Back in 1959, sexual mores were much different from those of today. Accidentally exposing an unmarried couple to my wife's panties showing signs of recent perversions was awkward (I never said anything about embarrassing!)

A few years ago the wife and I were moving and two friends, a dating couple were helping us. We were in the bedroom getting ready to move the mattress. When we removed the blanket and top sheet, there was a pair of my wife's soiled panties on the bottom sheet. As nonchalantly as I could, I grabbed them and took them to the dirty clothes hamper. Nobody ever spoke of this incident.

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Next thing they’ll fact check that pic of a Trump hotel tower on Greenland.

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It could be that he has plans for a luxury resort on Greenland.

A Christmas classic from our youth.

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all that fake insignia on his uniform

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He earned those ribbons:

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Thackerville, Oklahoma (x4)

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Making a contribution to the Native American Relief Fund?