1fairbank

re: Probably already been said but...

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/8/13 at 10:18 pm

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Interesting Thought

Appropriate username

:geauxtigers:

re: What percentage of this Alex Box crowd posts and/or reads TD?

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/8/13 at 10:13 pm

Better question: What percentage of this Alex Box crowd is a Rantard?

re: Duck Dynasty Can O Corn

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/8/13 at 10:03 pm

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You're either an idiot or a troll.

You're wrong...

He's both :booboo:

re: Microsoft confirms 24 hour offline limit for Xbox One

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/7/13 at 7:41 am

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Bro, you should have told your mom to stop being poor. Problem solved.

Or to stop giving out free bjs.
:moon:

re: Ridiculious CPU late winners/equalizers FIFA 13

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/7/13 at 7:35 am

You must have never played any of the Mario Sports series then. Those games are horribly setup for the computer to come from behind to win (Mario Kart has the same problem, but that game is designed to help the losers catch up/ pull ahead)

You can try reducing the difficulty

re: Are OU fans still upset at being Tiger baited from the BCS game?

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/6/13 at 12:33 pm

After living in Oklahoma for two years, I gathered one impression when I brought up I was an LSU alum: They are jealous, butthurt individuals about LSU and Louisiana as a whole. They were incredibly upset that the three opponents in the BCS championships they played in had "home field advantage" (In quotes, because they forgot they played USC in Florida), and have a deep belief they should have won the game (they need to check the stats on that one).

They're also closet Texans.

re: When can we acknowledge Dwyane Wade is on the decline?

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/1/13 at 10:53 pm

D-Wade started going down the very minute Lebron showed up, just isn't being used to his full potential.

re: Shocking. Didn't hate it, not even a little - Trek 2 Kirk's Boogaloo - Spoilers

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/1/13 at 9:54 pm

And then you realize the Enterprise didn't fire a single shot during the movie.

Huaaaaaaaaaahaaattt?

Movie/TV Board

re: just got back from star trek

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/1/13 at 9:50 pm

Crossing Over

Movie/TV Board

re: Meeting on the mound...

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/1/13 at 9:44 pm

I've never pitched before, but wouldn't spending time standing around talking cool you down and not enhance your pitching?

re: Scores of National Seeds so far this weekend | AKA - Chill the hell out

Posted by 1fairbank on 6/1/13 at 9:37 pm

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fricking idiots in this fan base

re: Lets talk about americas lack of interest in soccer

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/29/13 at 4:24 pm

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If there were a bunch of Bradenton academies around the country that offered good education and developed the true athletic potential of children, and they just so happened to be owned by a professional club, I think most Americans would buy into that.

This reminds me of Yugioh GX, where children go to academies to learn important stuff like how to play trading card games instead of stupid things like researching how to cure cancer

re: Lets talk about americas lack of interest in soccer

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/29/13 at 3:35 pm

There's flopping, and then there's flopping. There is plenty of footage of soccer players flopping from merely glancing each other, or to act like they're leg is broken only to get up without even a limp.

Telling people they need to stop being prejudiced and love a boring game is asking way to much of way too many.

If soccer really wanted to change, they would start first by getting rid of offsides or at the least bit changing it to allow for some decent offensive scoring (scores similar to those of baseball or hockey)

The reality is that the US doesn't need soccer as much as soccer wants the US to play soccer

re: Fox 1 ads are appearing everywhere now.. Anti ESPN crowd enter

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/29/13 at 3:06 pm

Considering FS1 isn't being run by the same dumbfricks who believe Holly Rowe is worthy of being their attractive sideline reporter, I'll at least give it a chance first.

re: What college football conferences have permanent cross divisional rivals?

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/29/13 at 2:47 pm

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On the flip side, the new divisions seem a little imbalanced.

Not just in football neither. Clearly Wisconsin is the Alabama of the B1G

re: Creepypasta Theory: Ash Ketchum is in a coma

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/28/13 at 9:56 pm

Since we are discussing Pokemon, does anyone else do Nuzlocke runs?

re: If you were instantly granted GOAT skills at one sport....

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/28/13 at 9:47 pm

Tennis... Anyone?

If you're gonna be GOAT, it has to be a sport people watch in which you as a single player (not just on a team) can maintain everlasting glory. Tennis hasn't had a Grand Slam winner in mens singles since 1969.

The only problem with Golf is that you never have to really retire, so only having GOAT for five years isn't goning to hold you after you win the Grand Slam (although winning it would be an amazing accomplishment)

re: Permanent opponents to remain intact for 2014...9 conference games in 2015?

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/28/13 at 9:32 pm

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that is not accidental given the Bama influence in the SEC office.

I'm under the belief that Bama doesn't have a huge sphere of influence in the SEC office, Saban just gives great blowjobs. How else do you think the media was convinced to pick them over Okie Lite in 2011?

re: Creepypasta Theory: Ash Ketchum is in a coma

Posted by 1fairbank on 5/28/13 at 4:40 pm

I'm not sure I'd consider this Pokemon creepy pasta, there's not enough blood and gore.

And this is really old too. My favorite is the theory that Pokemon red/blue is set in future compared to the other games and that a great Pokemon war is the reason why only 150 Pokemon exist, Team Rocket is able to run all over the place without being Caught by the police, and why Ash and Gary have no fathers