Phil A Sheo

Just finished the full show.. That shite was hilarious. Juicy Smoolyay had me crying I was laughing so hard..

8.. Shampoos , Conditioners, body soap and shaving creams..


Sidenote: The wife bought me some new soap the other day from Ulta for men.. It smells like Leather, Tabacco ,bourbon and mahogany had a love child in tbe form of liquid soap.. It smells fantastic in case anyone is looking to change it up..

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vegan chicken

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Stupidest fricking thing ever created... Just eat fricking meat twats..

Sad part is an actual chicken breast would be a healthier to eat..

The Lord Almighty sends them...

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and don't you click that RA button

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Oh I wouldn't.. I know you're just messin around.

Wait? WTF... that's acceptable??

But,Raging Bull is a better boxing movie.

Burrito for lunch, stretched out for a flyball.. landed
on my stomach..shite my pants ...

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Cadillac has never in their history attempted to be on the level of a RR, Maybach, Bentley.

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That's simply not true. In the early 1900's Cadillac won the Dewar Trophy twice which was kind of the bench mark for prestigious brands back then.

Also the companies are all completely different b/c. Brands like RR early on only built the Engines and frames and relied on Coach builders for finish the cars. Early history oft these cars all aimed to be the premier luxury car.. But time goes on and business models change..

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and I got all day...

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Ok,

My second week into it I'm at the office taking phone duty(basically a hoping someone calls and wants to buy situation) and a lady calls in and wants to see a new listing we have, "Ok, I'll meet you there" I can't recall the time but it's after lunch like 1ish. So I look at the showing instructions and it say's please call due to owners working shift work.. Called the first # listed and assuming the male I got was the owner I asked if 1 was all good for me to show.. "Yep" Cool.. I was excited my showing to someone other than a tire kicking friend.

So, 1 o'clock arrives as do I and the potential buyers and we all walk in the home together to view the nice little starter home. Starts off like I expected, we're looking at the Lvingroom, kitchen and of course the husband wants to check out the patio area before looking at bedrooms.. So I say "Cool go right ahead and i'll get all the other lights on in the rest of the house".

Now, this house is dead silent and assumed empty... I proceed to open up doors and turn on the lights in the bedrooms when i get to the last one and the knob was stuck.. Weird I thought, but my next effort was successful and I got the door open flipped the light on then heard my buyers walking back in.. I turn around, but as I did I hear this extremely calm voice "excuse me sir" so I turn sharply back around (in a slight panic at this moment) and there on the floor, a naked and I mean buckassnekkid female sitting on some sort of sex contraption..

So of course I'm horrified yet slightly turned on as well, but I'm supposed to working here..

Then she said " Hey just shut this door and tell them this room can't be viewed"

Me: Ok, easy enough.. I just had to tell the buyers that one of the homeowners was actually home and sleeping..

But of course, before closing this door.. the lady said "I know this is awkward and all" I'm thinking no shite "but can you come help me up after these people leave"

"Do what know?"

"Yeah I can't move for some reason"...

So as my buyers start heading that direction I closed the door and explained to them that yeah the room is closed off.. The owner is sleeping in here.. Of course that was fine by them.

We finished up with the showing told my buyers I needed to lock up and I 'll meet them at The 2nd address they wanted to see as well and they were off..

I then stood there confused.. Do I go back in, do I not..

frick it.. I walk back in knocked on the door and told her that I was finished... I hear "so am I" of course my reaction was "excuse me" her voice again "Oh,I'm up now, sorry"..

There was brief silence... So I said "Okay, I'll just lock up on my way out" .. response way "K, hope they liked the house"

I locked up and never showed that house again...

And Oddly enough... That was just the beginning ... Tune in next week...

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Millar does a good job too.

Their college football polls are great

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Agreed, I also like Johnnie-O polo's.. Check them out if you haven't already