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re: Leonard-Dogs Losers - 10-22
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/18/11 at 5:48 pm
Thank you very much. I miss his takes on football every week. Has felt like something has been missing...
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Leonard-Dogs Losers - 10-22
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/18/11 at 4:50 pm
Installment 2, if anyone cares....
‘Bama v. UT
After the Alabama mastodon brutally tusked the hapless bre’r bears of Oxford, the rebel bears looked more like Care Bear Kabobs. Now the pachyderms head home to host a beat up ol’ hound dog from Knoxville who’s had an empty food bowl of late. Smokey is still lookin’ for a dinner plate with some meat scraps, and sees one in the comfort of some soothing shade….except that shade is an enormous elephant eclipsing the sun. Elephant arse squashes poor pooch like a sumo wrestler flattens a midgets when he trips forward….
LeonardDogs Loser: UT by 24
LSU v. Auburn
The Auburn Tigers feasted well on some unlucky swamp lizards who staggered into the Plains too far away from their home mud pit. The Tigers from the flats begin to think there might be more sport in the bayou, and travel to Baton Rouge. But the resident felines of the Cajun marsh don’t take too kindly to their brethren from the North. They’re returning from Knoxville where they had some Volunteer tiger trainers….who Volunteered to be cat food. These two carnivore’s will tangle hard, but the Purple and Gold cat will channel its inner ‘Charlie Sheen’ and shows it has tiger blood, while the Blue and Orange tabbies channel their inner ‘Garfield’.
LeonardDogs Loser: Auburn by 17
UK v. Jacksonville State.
After a tough Bye week tangling with NOBODY, and barely breaking even, the mountain Wildcats of Kentucky face another tough opponent when the Jacksonville State Gamecocks come to the kittie-cat milk bowl. The broken-spirited bobcats already have nightmares from the last time they tangled with some roosters, though this variety ain’t got the same size of spurs. This brand of fowl has done well in the FCS hen house, and believe they can peck these pathetic pussies into hiding, but regardless of how timid this domesticated lynx acts, they still have nails in their paw. Look for the southern pullets to peck at the cats mercilessly early, until the felines fatale are in such a hissy fit as to actually land a crushing claw late, accidentally out of flailing. The hopeful, confident chicken’s last agonizing recollection will be being gummed to death by these toothless Cats.
LeonardDogs Loser: Jacksonville State by 7
re: IrishPokerDog introduces Leonard-Dog's Losers
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/11/11 at 3:28 pm
Bump in case anyone else was interested
re: IrishPokerDog introduces Leonard-Dog's Losers
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/11/11 at 10:31 am
Thanks. I miss the weekly Leonards Losers; which I remember fondly going back 20 years now.
I posted these on another board and thoguht I'd share....
I posted these on another board and thoguht I'd share....
IrishPokerDog Introduces Leonard Dog's Losers...
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/11/11 at 9:23 am
I had posted this in Tiger Rant as well ~ enjoy, I hope.....
LSU vs UT
The LSU honey badgers just takes what they wants, and they wants a BCS ring. Their rampage across the south has allowed their fill of duck meat. bulldog, wildcat, and gator meat, like some sort of deranged brazillian grille. Their next stop is Knoxville, where Ole Smokey is sussin’ after a dog fight in which he lacked big enough paws. The mountain hound ain’t stupid tho; he intends to push out his water and food bowl for the badgers, and hide in his dog house…..and hope the honey beasts aren’t looking for some hot dogs.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UT by 20
UK vs BYE Nobody
The UK blind polecats are returning to Lexington after getting skint by hungry tigers, and molested by visored cocks. They meet up with BYE NOBODY this weekend, which has a winless record. The mountain kitties feel pretty good about this weekend, as NOBDOY has a worse offense than the Cats, NOBODY has a worse turnover margin than the Cats, and NOBODY looks more anemic. However, the putrid pvssies have been tripping on some powerful catnip FAIL. Look for a scoreless afternoon, until Morgan Newton trips backwards ‘herp-derp’, fumbling the ball into the endzone behind him, where NOBODY picks it up.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UK by 6
Auburn vs Florida
The Gators are coming away from a run-in with some nasty-a$$ed bayou honey badgers, that didn’t give a schidt. The Gators lost their tail in that fracas, and they aren’t some cute TV gecko-lizard that’s growing a new tail anytime soon. The corn-holed crocs are traveling to find some easy pickens on the Plains, maybe to dine on some eaglet eggs. The War Eagle had previously thought to raid the pig pens for some of the “other” white meat, but instead ran into some tough warthogs whose meat wasn’t easy on the beak. After losing several feathers, they’re now recouping in their eyries, where they will receive their green scaly visitors. This isn’t likely to be a highly violent battle, but its likely the birds of prey will peck at the swamp lizards enough to discover there’s a third type of white meat.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UF by 7
Alabama vs Ole Miss
The Crimson Tide rose this last weekend to swamp the Vanderbilt seamen out of their boat, and now the waters are a risin’ into Oxford this Saturday. The Rebel Bears had just recently discovered there actually ARE bulldogs in the world they can fight; they just have to go far, far west. But now they return to soggy oak groves, as the Tide rolls in. Look for water gauges to reach Fukushima, Japan levels, and as the black bruins try to hibernate, their slumber caves go into nuclear meltdown. The Rebel Leader, Admiral Ackbar, is not walking through that door.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Ole Miss by 28
UGA vs Vanderbilt
The Georgia Bulldogs are intending to expand their territory, and have “watered the hydrants” through-out Mississippi, and eastern Tennesseee. The new set of Neuticles that Mark Richt is sporting has evidently built the self-esteem up enuff to where they are sniffing out a visit to Atlanta this year. They’ve now set their sites to western Tennessee, where the soggy riverboat crew of Vanderbilt are trying to right their boat after getting capsized by a high tide. Bailing water and fending off bulldogs with prostate issues at the same time is going to be taxing; look for the white sailor dress slacks to be stained yellow.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Vandy by 10
LSU vs UT
The LSU honey badgers just takes what they wants, and they wants a BCS ring. Their rampage across the south has allowed their fill of duck meat. bulldog, wildcat, and gator meat, like some sort of deranged brazillian grille. Their next stop is Knoxville, where Ole Smokey is sussin’ after a dog fight in which he lacked big enough paws. The mountain hound ain’t stupid tho; he intends to push out his water and food bowl for the badgers, and hide in his dog house…..and hope the honey beasts aren’t looking for some hot dogs.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UT by 20
UK vs BYE Nobody
The UK blind polecats are returning to Lexington after getting skint by hungry tigers, and molested by visored cocks. They meet up with BYE NOBODY this weekend, which has a winless record. The mountain kitties feel pretty good about this weekend, as NOBDOY has a worse offense than the Cats, NOBODY has a worse turnover margin than the Cats, and NOBODY looks more anemic. However, the putrid pvssies have been tripping on some powerful catnip FAIL. Look for a scoreless afternoon, until Morgan Newton trips backwards ‘herp-derp’, fumbling the ball into the endzone behind him, where NOBODY picks it up.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UK by 6
Auburn vs Florida
The Gators are coming away from a run-in with some nasty-a$$ed bayou honey badgers, that didn’t give a schidt. The Gators lost their tail in that fracas, and they aren’t some cute TV gecko-lizard that’s growing a new tail anytime soon. The corn-holed crocs are traveling to find some easy pickens on the Plains, maybe to dine on some eaglet eggs. The War Eagle had previously thought to raid the pig pens for some of the “other” white meat, but instead ran into some tough warthogs whose meat wasn’t easy on the beak. After losing several feathers, they’re now recouping in their eyries, where they will receive their green scaly visitors. This isn’t likely to be a highly violent battle, but its likely the birds of prey will peck at the swamp lizards enough to discover there’s a third type of white meat.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UF by 7
Alabama vs Ole Miss
The Crimson Tide rose this last weekend to swamp the Vanderbilt seamen out of their boat, and now the waters are a risin’ into Oxford this Saturday. The Rebel Bears had just recently discovered there actually ARE bulldogs in the world they can fight; they just have to go far, far west. But now they return to soggy oak groves, as the Tide rolls in. Look for water gauges to reach Fukushima, Japan levels, and as the black bruins try to hibernate, their slumber caves go into nuclear meltdown. The Rebel Leader, Admiral Ackbar, is not walking through that door.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Ole Miss by 28
UGA vs Vanderbilt
The Georgia Bulldogs are intending to expand their territory, and have “watered the hydrants” through-out Mississippi, and eastern Tennesseee. The new set of Neuticles that Mark Richt is sporting has evidently built the self-esteem up enuff to where they are sniffing out a visit to Atlanta this year. They’ve now set their sites to western Tennessee, where the soggy riverboat crew of Vanderbilt are trying to right their boat after getting capsized by a high tide. Bailing water and fending off bulldogs with prostate issues at the same time is going to be taxing; look for the white sailor dress slacks to be stained yellow.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Vandy by 10
IrishPokerDog introduces Leonard-Dog's Losers
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/11/11 at 9:13 am
LSU vs UT
The LSU honey badgers just takes what they wants, and they wants a BCS ring. Their rampage across the south has allowed their fill of duck meat. bulldog, wildcat, and gator meat, like some sort of deranged brazillian grille. Their next stop is Knoxville, where Ole Smokey is sussin’ after a dog fight in which he lacked big enough paws. The mountain hound ain’t stupid tho; he intends to push out his water and food bowl for the badgers, and hide in his dog house…..and hope the honey beasts aren’t looking for some hot dogs.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UT by 20
UK vs BYE Nobody
The UK blind polecats are returning to Lexington after getting skint by hungry tigers, and molested by visored cocks. They meet up with BYE NOBODY this weekend, which has a winless record. The mountain kitties feel pretty good about this weekend, as NOBDOY has a worse offense than the Cats, NOBODY has a worse turnover margin than the Cats, and NOBODY looks more anemic. However, the putrid pvssies have been tripping on some powerful catnip FAIL. Look for a scoreless afternoon, until Morgan Newton trips backwards ‘herp-derp’, fumbling the ball into the endzone behind him, where NOBODY picks it up.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UK by 6
Auburn vs Florida
The Gators are coming away from a run-in with some nasty-a$$ed bayou honey badgers, that didn’t give a schidt. The Gators lost their tail in that fracas, and they aren’t some cute TV gecko-lizard that’s growing a new tail anytime soon. The corn-holed crocs are traveling to find some easy pickens on the Plains, maybe to dine on some eaglet eggs. The War Eagle had previously thought to raid the pig pens for some of the “other” white meat, but instead ran into some tough warthogs whose meat wasn’t easy on the beak. After losing several feathers, they’re now recouping in their eyries, where they will receive their green scaly visitors. This isn’t likely to be a highly violent battle, but its likely the birds of prey will peck at the swamp lizards enough to discover there’s a third type of white meat.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UF by 7
Alabama vs Ole Miss
The Crimson Tide rose this last weekend to swamp the Vanderbilt seamen out of their boat, and now the waters are a risin’ into Oxford this Saturday. The Rebel Bears had just recently discovered there actually ARE bulldogs in the world they can fight; they just have to go far, far west. But now they return to soggy oak groves, as the Tide rolls in. Look for water gauges to reach Fukushima, Japan levels, and as the black bruins try to hibernate, their slumber caves go into nuclear meltdown. The Rebel Leader, Admiral Ackbar, is not walking through that door.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Ole Miss by 28
UGA vs Vanderbilt
The Georgia Bulldogs are intending to expand their territory, and have “watered the hydrants” through-out Mississippi, and eastern Tennesseee. The new set of Neuticles that Mark Richt is sporting has evidently built the self-esteem up enuff to where they are sniffing out a visit to Atlanta this year. They’ve now set their sites to western Tennessee, where the soggy riverboat crew of Vanderbilt are trying to right their boat after getting capsized by a high tide. Bailing water and fending off bulldogs with prostate issues at the same time is going to be taxing; look for the white sailor dress slacks to be stained yellow.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Vandy by 10
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The LSU honey badgers just takes what they wants, and they wants a BCS ring. Their rampage across the south has allowed their fill of duck meat. bulldog, wildcat, and gator meat, like some sort of deranged brazillian grille. Their next stop is Knoxville, where Ole Smokey is sussin’ after a dog fight in which he lacked big enough paws. The mountain hound ain’t stupid tho; he intends to push out his water and food bowl for the badgers, and hide in his dog house…..and hope the honey beasts aren’t looking for some hot dogs.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UT by 20
UK vs BYE Nobody
The UK blind polecats are returning to Lexington after getting skint by hungry tigers, and molested by visored cocks. They meet up with BYE NOBODY this weekend, which has a winless record. The mountain kitties feel pretty good about this weekend, as NOBDOY has a worse offense than the Cats, NOBODY has a worse turnover margin than the Cats, and NOBODY looks more anemic. However, the putrid pvssies have been tripping on some powerful catnip FAIL. Look for a scoreless afternoon, until Morgan Newton trips backwards ‘herp-derp’, fumbling the ball into the endzone behind him, where NOBODY picks it up.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UK by 6
Auburn vs Florida
The Gators are coming away from a run-in with some nasty-a$$ed bayou honey badgers, that didn’t give a schidt. The Gators lost their tail in that fracas, and they aren’t some cute TV gecko-lizard that’s growing a new tail anytime soon. The corn-holed crocs are traveling to find some easy pickens on the Plains, maybe to dine on some eaglet eggs. The War Eagle had previously thought to raid the pig pens for some of the “other” white meat, but instead ran into some tough warthogs whose meat wasn’t easy on the beak. After losing several feathers, they’re now recouping in their eyries, where they will receive their green scaly visitors. This isn’t likely to be a highly violent battle, but its likely the birds of prey will peck at the swamp lizards enough to discover there’s a third type of white meat.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: UF by 7
Alabama vs Ole Miss
The Crimson Tide rose this last weekend to swamp the Vanderbilt seamen out of their boat, and now the waters are a risin’ into Oxford this Saturday. The Rebel Bears had just recently discovered there actually ARE bulldogs in the world they can fight; they just have to go far, far west. But now they return to soggy oak groves, as the Tide rolls in. Look for water gauges to reach Fukushima, Japan levels, and as the black bruins try to hibernate, their slumber caves go into nuclear meltdown. The Rebel Leader, Admiral Ackbar, is not walking through that door.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Ole Miss by 28
UGA vs Vanderbilt
The Georgia Bulldogs are intending to expand their territory, and have “watered the hydrants” through-out Mississippi, and eastern Tennesseee. The new set of Neuticles that Mark Richt is sporting has evidently built the self-esteem up enuff to where they are sniffing out a visit to Atlanta this year. They’ve now set their sites to western Tennessee, where the soggy riverboat crew of Vanderbilt are trying to right their boat after getting capsized by a high tide. Bailing water and fending off bulldogs with prostate issues at the same time is going to be taxing; look for the white sailor dress slacks to be stained yellow.
Leonard-Dog’s Losers: Vandy by 10
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re: Thanks for the treat, stupid
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 10/10/11 at 3:40 pm
honey badger..... :cool:
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/29/11 at 2:50 pm
quote:
IPDog,
The tailgating might actually be better AFTER the game
We will need the anesthesia :lol:
re: Enough JJ and WVU...Shift the hate to UK
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/29/11 at 2:47 pm
Never forget 10/13/07...
That was payback for the Bluegrass Miracle. ou all sill won the BCS.
This year.....well, we'll be lucky to get within field goal range
That was payback for the Bluegrass Miracle. ou all sill won the BCS.
This year.....well, we'll be lucky to get within field goal range
re: Has Kentucky improved any since the WKY game?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/29/11 at 7:29 am
Team went backwards in the UL game....LSU will name their score
re: Thoughts on Morgantown's campus..
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/28/11 at 1:33 pm
quote:
You need a time machine back to the eighties, my friend. Beer in the Union, beer in the dorm fridges, kegs on tap in the frat houses. Blame the nanny state for raising the drinking age to 21.
Ah yes, back in the day. My fraternity had a vending machine on the 2nd floor filled with beer, ....and a tapped keg cooler in one room with a stolen sign on the door "Student Bar Association"
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/28/11 at 10:59 am
Again, I appreciate the tips and invites.
We have looked at perhaps going to Parrains on Perkins for Friday night. Any feedback? Also we have looked at Mike Andersons too.
Any opinions on those restaurants; Mike Andersons looks like a more expanded menu.....
We have looked at perhaps going to Parrains on Perkins for Friday night. Any feedback? Also we have looked at Mike Andersons too.
Any opinions on those restaurants; Mike Andersons looks like a more expanded menu.....
re: RIP Kentucky offense 10/01/2011
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/28/11 at 7:00 am
quote:
Their offense died long before this coming Saturday.
This....sadly. Will be a stat stuffer for LSU LB's and CB's
re: has lsu ever had an opponent that dandydon didn't deem dangerous?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 5:29 pm
quote:
"In my opinion, this Kentucky team is comparable to their 2007 team and they could prove to be a dangerous foe if they are not taken seriously."
per today's posting on the site
:wha: :wha: :bwahaha:
This UK team couldn't catch crabs if they went into every whore house in NOLA, let alone catch a football.
re: Hey Kentucky Fans...
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 5:20 pm
I think I am the lone ranger as far as UK fans.....and yes, the last play of the BG Miracle in indelibly recorded in my brain....even now I can replay that crap in slomo
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 4:56 pm
I sent ya a TY on the e-mail Nico; will try to hit ya up Sat morn on the phone before the game brah, if you're not still swinging the stix
re: Where you there in '07...
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 4:52 pm
I was there, and we were on pins and needles the entire second half and OT periods....just waiting for us to screw it up.
And I was there the previous time UK hosted LSU for the Bluegrass Miracle, talk about having your heart ripped out. I saw a UK special teams man coming off of the field with 2.8 seconds left pumping his helmet in victory, and I turned to my GF, who was from NOLA, and said "the team needs to settle down, LSU has the ball, 2.8 seconds and we're KY"....prophetic words they were.....
And I was there the previous time UK hosted LSU for the Bluegrass Miracle, talk about having your heart ripped out. I saw a UK special teams man coming off of the field with 2.8 seconds left pumping his helmet in victory, and I turned to my GF, who was from NOLA, and said "the team needs to settle down, LSU has the ball, 2.8 seconds and we're KY"....prophetic words they were.....
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 4:45 pm
Hell yeah, We'll hit up some of these tailgate invites.....I'll print off these pages afore we heads South!
:cool:
:cool:
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 3:40 pm
Thanks for the suggestions so far, guys, and some laughs. Any others would be appreciated as well.
re: Recommendations for Tailgating and other Locales for UK-LSU Visitors?
Posted by IrishPokerDog on 9/27/11 at 3:33 pm
well, I know it has to be a good hotel....they arn't renting by the hour ;)
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