DesertTiger44

Egg Roll King on Sherwood in front of Sports Unlimited.

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And this website is full of Kum guzzling beta bots that are here to spread the propaganda

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We get it - you like to see homos naked. It's cool man.

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StitchFix.....

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Bruh...I rarely post, but this hit home. I found a 33 gal. garbage bag in the goodwill pile in the garage. I opened it and it was full of unopened, brand new StitchFix shite. Had to be $1500 worth of new clothes. When I asked about it her response was "I thought I liked it but changed my mind". Took everything I had not to blast off the earth.

Ended up giving it to my 17yr old daughter to sell on Ebay. I told her I would split all proceeds from her new ebay store 50/50 so it wasn't a total loss. I'm still pissed though.

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I thought he turned in a sample that tested positive for birth control?

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Just the opposite,actually. His sample tested positive for pregnancy.

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This year proved you can throw out [img]intelligents[/img]

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:lol:...indeed.

On my eighth birthday my father brought me a bulldog, a fat, little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout. He was strong. He would chase my pet turkey; he would chase a squirrel up the tree. I raised him, I trained him, I fed him, I grew him, I took care of him, I loved that dog. I loved that dog more anything in the world I loved that dog. My father gave me a handful of cherry bombs and M-80s and said: "You're gonna train this dog to be a protector". So every Saturday afternoon I got behind a little dummy that my dad built and tossed cherry bombs and M-80s at the dog - Boom! Boom! The dog was scared at first but after awhile he got on the dummy. He got the dummy ripping it apart. The head was off. Shirt was gone. So thirteen years old birthday time came and I got me a twelve guage shotgun. We're going hunting. I was so excited. We went out to the clearing in the woods, my dad laid his gun down, took my gun and laid it down and said: "Son, today you're gonna learn to control your emotions. You're gonna do things that some men are not able and are unwilling to do. Follow me". I followed my dad, we were running this clap of trees, there was a corral built and there was Prince Henry Stout chained in the middle of the corral. My dad took out of pocket full cherry bombs, put them in my hand and said: "Get in the corral, here's a lighter; I want you to light those cherry bombs and throw them at the Prince. You're gonna face manhood. You're gonna fight that dog to the death. He's gonna kill you or you're gonna kill him. Now." He was on me. He was on me like flies on shite. I had no chance. I got my arm up in between his teeth and my neck. Wop! We're down in the mud, rolled over, rolled over, the dog is fighting, biting, scratching, kicking and I'm screaming, crying, grabbing trying to run. I stand up and fall with my elbow on him. I hear his neck break. He's dead. He's not breathing, he's not biting. I'm covered up with blood. I stand up, wipe the blood off. I licked it. And my dad said: "Welcome to manhood!"

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Greatest part of my childhood was on Friday on our way home pulling into the movie rental place(it was literally a 800sqft converted house on Hwy 16)

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VIDEORAMA!

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The question was "Lou Gehrig played in 2,130 consecutive games for the New York Yankees. He got his chance to start at first base in 1925 because the starting first baseman had a headache. What was the name of the first baseman Lou Gehrig replaced in the line up which started Gehrig's record-setting consecutive game streak?"

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Babe Ruth?

I play with my wife's family where the guys buy for the guys and girls buy for the girls.

$30 cap - In the two years I've played, I have bought a Yeti mug and a really nice,3 inch fixed blade knife as guy gifts.

I have received one of those black and white composition notebooks like you used in 3rd grade with a pack of colored pencils and a dehumidifier that was bought at a K&B in what was probably the late '80's.

Some people just don't put any effort into looking for nice gifts in the price range.