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That’s not what happened yesterday. VVD lack of hustle and his stupidity led to 2 goals and he’s lucky it wasn’t more. It was no one’s fault but his own. He was very bad yesterday. No one was making him make terrible passes or what was worse, not hustling at all.
Good lord get Van Dijk out of the game. He is killing us. It’s like he just doesn’t give a shite today. Not even trying.
Looked like a league one team the first 20 minutes.
Looked dominating the rest of the game so far. Nice to see Wirtz get a goal. Rio played great, as did Nyoni.
Turned that terrible half around real quick. Wish we could have played just 5 more minutes. Probably would have scored again. Hopefully we come out of halftime with that same intensity we had at the end of the half.
VVD almost gifted them another goal.
Have never seen him be this careless and terrible. We are fortunate they don’t have 3 goals.
VVD has been so terrible to start this game I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a bet on Villarreal to score first. He was that obviously bad.

re: Travel Pet Peeves

Posted by TeddyPadillac on 10/20/26 at 9:23 am to
#1 for me is idiots with zero awareness or give a shite walking in the airport.
- Stopping suddenly in places where there's a crowd of people all walking in that direction.
- Not paying attention when walking b/c you're playing on your phone or you think everyone has to move out of your way.
I've had enough of it. I'm a big guy. You want to run into me, fine by me. I'm tired of being the one always moving out of other peoples way b/c i'm considerate and have situational awareness. Just last week some woman shoulder checked me b/c she didn't want to move, and i didn't either b/c i had no where to go since i was walking close to a wall. I enjoyed it very much. I saw it coming, whether she did or not i don't really care.
- Dumbasses who rush to get in the tram before anyone gets off.
- idiots who stand on the moving walkway. Are you really that fricking lazy?

#2a would be dumbasses that are on a call with their phone speaker. Had some dumbass come sit next to me near the gate while she's on a call with her home girls. Really enjoyed all the cursing and cultural words being said over her speaker phone. I came very very close to reaching over and ending the call for her.
#2b would be the dumbasses that are on calls or scrolling ticky tock until they lose a signal after takeoff. Put your fricking phone in airplane mode when they tell you to.


#3 retards who can't sit still in their seat. I don't know what it was but last week on every single one of my flights there was a man sitting in front of me who was constantly moving. And for whatever reason every movement has to be jarring to his seat. Same with the person behind you using your seat to get his fat arse up.



Airport travel just reminds me of how many inconsiderate clueless idiots there are in this country.

re: Bourgeois Jerky

Posted by TeddyPadillac on 10/19/26 at 9:33 am to
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Rouses drusilla sells it as a house jerkey. Vacuum packs in the refrigerator section by the meat counter. They are often out when I go to grab some.



yes most Rouse's has them, and if you don't see any, ask the guys behind the meat counter and they likely have some in the back.
The vacuum packed ones are still really good, but not as good as from Bourgeois'.


I've yet to have any hog head cheese better than Bourgeois'.
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Satterwhite is a true center being forced to play guard




Well I would imagine he wouldn't be any good at center either.

and i agree with OP, how the hell is it possible they can't find 1 guy who can block worth a shite at the LG position?
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but we need to stop saying that an invitation to someone’s room is a green light for sex.


don't be an idiot.
If a woman invites a man up to her hotel room, the expectation is she wants some dick. Give me any other logical reason a woman would invite a man into her hotel room that doesn't involve sex.
What the hell are you talking about?
We played terrible. Quit being a bitch and trying to blame something else for our own ineptitude last night.
Explain to me what was so bad about Jill Taylor

She cleaned the house
She cooked
She drove a ‘55 Bel Air and then bought a ‘67 Austin Healey herself after Tim crushed her Bel Air.
She never stopped Tim from doing his shenanigans, then dealt with the consequences of them.
She wore sexy nightys all the time and wasn’t a woman who withheld sex for dumbass reasons, but rather seemed to still want to have sex after 3 kids.


Please list the bad that was so bad it trumps everything I just said.
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If I was Z I would request a trade by week 2 of I barely touch the ball and we are still losing.





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He hasn't got that role AT ALL since year 4 before the hamstring injury. He has really never clearly been the first option smh.



no one is stopping him from getting the ball and taking over. This is the nba, not 1950 Princeton.
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YourSoulIsMine


Here you go dumbass. Some actual factual stats.

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Zion has always had a beautiful jump shot, always got a lot of lift and the flick of his wrist is clean as hell.



His jumpshot is ugly, as is his release. There is no consistency in it, which is why he's a bad shooter.
He took 139 jump shots last year, made less than 40% of them.

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He's hit about 5-6 MJ type of fadeaways from the post, he's shot less than 10 of those in his career.


Well he shot 10 of them last year, made 3 of them. That's 30% bro.


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Same as his mid range pull ups. He makes damn near 45-50% of them.


He was 13-26 on pull up mid range jumpshots last year. That's 50% bro. good job pulling that one of out of your arse.

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Shot charts don't tell the whole story because floaters and hook shots are still counted if they were attempted from that spot.

well there's this thing called stats that are tracked, that can be very specific. Maybe give them a look LINK

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He took about 30 middies last year and hit about 17 of them.


He took 12. thats 1 attempt every 5 games played. he made 6 of them.

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He consistently makes his spot up 3's but he's taken less than 50 in his career.

If only there were a way to look up catch and shoot 3's.....
He's taken 102 threes in his career, making just 32% of them. If you take out the 4/4 in his first game, he's a 29% 3 point shooter, 7 years into his career. How pathetic that your first game shooting from 3 makes up 12% of your total made 3's in your 7 year career.
It's cute you think only half of his threes have been catch and shoot.


When nba.com gets there shite together, you can very easily look up his catch and shoot percentages right here LINK, but for whatever reason it's not working at the moment. I can guarantee you he's a lot closer to 90% of his attempts being C&S as opposed to your retarded claim of 50%.

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He's never taken a single 3 off the dribble (closest one was his first game when he jab stepped to create space).



:lol:
So let me get this straight, bro. According to your "stats", only half of Zion's 3 point attempts have been spot up (catch and shoot), but he's only taken maybe 1 three off the dribble? You care to explain what kind of shot he took the other 50 times he wasn't spotting up?

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I know my shite bro lol.



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I might be off a bit on those numbers but if you have watched Zion his whole career you know dude has always been able to hit jumpers. This is a fact. If we had evidence of him missing a bunch in a single game or a bunch in a week or a bunch in a month then you could justify questioning his ability.


You mean if we had stats? Stats that exist over a 7 year career to show what kind of shooter he's been? man it sucks we don't have any of those bro.:rolleyes:


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He hasn't even attempted 5 two handed jump shots EVER in a game.


:lol: well i hope he hasn't attempted any 2 handed jump shots.

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He's taken 3 threes in a game twice in his whole career bro.



it's just hilarious bro. You do realize there's actual stats we can look up. You can't just make shite up.
He did it 3 times in just his first 2 years, and 2 more since. Since you don't know how to add, let me handle that for you. That's 5 times he's shot at least 3 threes in a game.

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Until we get actual proof that he can't shoot, there is no point in dissing him about it. The numbers tell you that he barely ever takes any, and that is a fact.

Nothing you can point to can prove he can't shoot. Period.

I lived based on facts and I never have strong opinions on things that can't be proven or has yet to be proven.






The dude can't shoot.
Here's a fun stat, not one of those made up ones but an actual stat.
Last year he shot 70% from inside the restricted area. that accounted for 68% of his total attempts on the year.
From inside the paint, not including inside the restricted area, he shot 38%, and that accounted for 30% of his shots.
That means he took a grand total of 16 shots outside of the paint last year, less than 2% of his total shots.

When you look at it that way, the fatass should only be taking layups, or his funky arse 3, b/c his 32% from 3 is a more efficient shot than any other shot he takes unless he's inside the restricted area.

He's also a sub 70% career FT shooter.
I will give him props though as the last 2 years he's been much better in the clutch from the FT line. He was 78% last year and 89% the year before.
Bro, that was hilarious, bro. Like bro, lol, haha hehe all of that bro.
I’m not watching any game if both Fears and DQ aren’t starting. fricking retarded.
Taking 20 minutes to take a shite is disgusting. Even more disgusting that it’s being done in a public bathroom.

I spend significantly less time than that throughout an entire week sitting on a toilet, and that’s at my house, where there is a nice bidet to keep my butthole spick and span.

Outside of being away from home for work or vacation, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve shite somewhere other than my house in the last 25 or so years.

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Albies getting as close to the plate as he can

Illegally

You can’t hit the ball with your toes outside of the batters box, and he clearly had his toes over the line on those foul balls.
No problem with it.
I guarantee you they hear much worse shite from players on every single drive of every single game. If you’re going to talk to the refs with no respect then they should reciprocate.
LeBron has called plenty of refs pussy arse “that terrible word only culture can say”