thebluemuff

re: Port Royal Cove

Posted by thebluemuff on 2/4/13 at 10:48 pm

Pelican house? What's that?

Port Royal Cove

Posted by thebluemuff on 2/4/13 at 8:25 pm

If you haven't been to Cove recently, you should check it out. They currently have around 65 to 70 taps and 700 bottled beers. ~375 scotches, 400 whiskeys, 75 rums, 75 tequilas, 50 gin, 200 vodkas. Also 40 abinsthes. Talked to Tom the owner, very knowledgable with the liquor. Really awesome joint if you like good alcohol. They have a pre-prohibition cocktail bar. Clean environment, not really any crazies. The keg bar is non smoking. The staff is helpful with suggestions as well. Definitely check it out.

re: The Cove

Posted by thebluemuff on 2/4/13 at 8:11 pm

Cove currently has around 65 to 70 taps and 700 bottled beers. ~375 scotches, 400 whiskeys, 75 rums, 75 tequilas, 50 gin, 200 vodkas. Also 40 abinsthes. Love that place. If you like bmc, go to walk on's because according to espn it's apparently the best sports bar in the country.

Stripper Names for a Song

Posted by thebluemuff on 10/3/12 at 5:46 pm

I'm in a band in Baton Rouge, and we are currently tracking some songs for our first album. One of our songs is about professional prostitutional and one part of the song has a funky breakdown, but it's too spacey. I'm going to have a DJ introdcue a stripper to the stage to fill the gap. So, I'm trying to come up with some creative and humorous stripper names. Make it gucci, and don't put any that are really fricking obvious like "Dixie Normas." Have any? Help me out bitches.

Here are some I have thus far: Sparkle Swallows, Honey Baby, Daddy's Little Girl Do-Her-On-To-Me, Sierra Shimmertight..and a few more

Music Board

re: Alabama Media Guide: Yall See This ?

Posted by thebluemuff on 8/20/12 at 10:55 am

This year when we beat Bama, I'm gonna post a video on youtube of me crapping on a Bama fan's face.

re: Wow. Would LSU ever do this?

Posted by thebluemuff on 7/3/12 at 1:47 pm

hahahahaha it's fricking terrible!

re: Anyone know where I can find this LSU polo (2009)

Posted by thebluemuff on 7/3/12 at 1:41 pm

yea in mai BUTTHOLE!

re: November 3, 2012

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:42 pm

I masturbate to attention.

re: November 3, 2012

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:34 pm

IF WE WIN!?!?!? I'm going to have sex with Mike the Tiger and film it. Then I'm going to eat a cup of tiger buttholes and run around with Danaka Patrick's Go-Daddy super skank shorts on my head!!!

re: November 3, 2012

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:32 pm

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Political Board?

I'm voting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Who are you voting for? :usa: :usa: :usa:

re: Biggest freak of an athelete in LSU football history?

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:28 pm

I know personally the freak in the Cannons. :nana:

re: November 3, 2012

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:26 pm

I'm going to try so hard that my colon is going to explode purple and gold poo chunks.

November 3, 2012

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:24 pm

I'm going to take a dump on Michael Martin's foot if we don't win. I will shave my nads in the shape of Alabama's logo and dangle them on Condoleezza Rice's forehead if we lose. I'm going to kill my dog if we lose. I'm going to move to Tuscaloosa and crucify my Dachshund "Leroy" in the name of Bob Riley. I will eat my own head. I will spread gelato on my gooch and feed it to a homeless man outside Highland coffee. :usa: :usa: I HOPE WE WIN! :spank: :cheers: :usa: :usa: :usa:

re: Danaka Patrick just said on ESPN

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:15 pm

Danaka Patrick is a filthy Go-Daddy super skank and no one gives two shits. :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa:

re: LSU Teachers

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:14 pm

The German ones aren't. Actually, they're creepy as frick. They send you emails late at night in German telling you that they're going to murder your hopes and dreams and take a big shite on your college career.

re: LSU Baseball team this year...

Posted by thebluemuff on 1/23/12 at 7:12 pm

I HATE BASEBALL!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: :usa: