FCP

Trump v.1 obviously.

I would note that your parameters of "this century" would technically include William Jefferson Clinton who was President until mid Jan. 2021. I wonder where he'd rank within the rest of your list.

Man, there was this trashy hottie in the trailer park nearby when I was a full-of-hormones 16 year old. She was probably 17, had a slim (gaunt?) body and beautiful big hair (this was late 1980s, so that was considered attractive). We were far apart in the socioeconomic scales, and it never went anywhere despite my best efforts, but goddamn she was hot.

I went off to college and forgot about her. Don’t know what happened with her, but I did end up meeting her granddaughter a few years ago. And, reading that sentence makes me feel old.

I write a check every year. Usually a couple grand. This year was over $4K. Basically the same income as 2024. Only difference was about $3K in capital gains when I cashed in $6K of Tesla stock to buy my kid a used Toyota.

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Probably a couple of Zyn 6mg while out there splicing fiber so you buncha miscreants can shitpost on TD. Oh, and piss in my gravel driveway.

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cannot find my wife’s purse to get her key

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Hell, even when I find the purse, it’s 50/50 whether I’m gonna be able to fish that janitor-sized keychain out from all the other stuff in her purse. I’ve legit declared the keys lost, only to have Mrs. FCP deftly retrieve them from that miniature storage facility she carries on her shoulder.

Don't know if it has been mentioned, but Wood Knot

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The junebug population in our neighborhood has been in decline

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They must've all come to my house. Had to go in/out several times last night, and I ended up using a side door with no lights. There was a massive swarm around the lights by our main door. They were running full tilt into the siding--sounded like it was hailing outside.

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if some jerk did a clandestine stream on YouTube

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Man, I was settling in to listen to the radio call tonight, but I tried ESPN just to verify that I didn't have their Plus deal. And, it started playing the game. Guess I'm paying for it--just didn't realize it. :banghead:

Trawled for shrimp in Lake Ponchartrain for years. Even jumped over the side and dove under the skiff several times to untangle the trawl from the propeller. All those hours puttering across the lake, we never even thought about sharks—much less saw one.

My company gives techs one free fishing day every year: Just notify management before the start of shift. And, you get another with 24hr notice. Both no questions asked. After that, there’s paperwork.

About half the crew has already burned through both days already this year.