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re: The Cultural Phenomenon of Backing Into Parking Spaces.
Posted by FCP on 9/10/26 at 12:34 am to DiamondDog
quote:Telco worker here. Backing is mandatory--unless there are other, safer options. Doing that multiple times daily while working 60+ hrs/wk will make you back your wife's minivan into her spot at church, before getting out and heading to the back to set out 4 cones. :banghead:
Some industrial plants require it
re: Sideline Passes for LA Tech Game
Posted by FCP on 9/7/26 at 5:43 pm to CerRegKnockoutArtist
Circa Les Miles, a friend of ours had 2 sideline passes. He was basically a super salesman for one of the chemical companies, and he was the kind of person who knew everyone and would ask anyone for anything. Somehow through his connections, he ended up with the passes. He would take anyone who asked with him to games and onto the field. There are at least a couple photos of Les Miles with my buddy and our church's pastor standing in the background. Anyway, he passed away a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure his son kept the passes. I still keep in touch with their respective wife and mom, so I'll try to find out. Regardless, the point is there are definitely "normal" folks out there with field passes who can get you onto the sideline.
re: Im Blind
Posted by FCP on 9/4/26 at 10:29 am to Hangover Haven
quote:No shite. We’ve got baws on here that can’t figure out unkept vs unkempt even though they can see just fine.
For a blind guy, you type really well...
re: When did you buy your first house and how much did it cost?
Posted by FCP on 9/2/26 at 3:10 pm to Ramblin Wreck
2010. New construction. Already owned the land. Around $220K all-in. 4 br, 3.5 bath.
We’ve since added a carport, pool, concrete driveway, etc. According to Allstate, replacement value is just shy of $400K.
Right before we built, I was looking at a house near North St in Baton Rouge. I needed an office near downtown, and with interest rates historically low, I almost pulled the plug on a 2 br place for around $30K. Figured that even though it was a shitty neighborhood that I’d only be in/out during daylight hours. Monthly payment would’ve only been around $200 or so, maybe less. Ended up sharing a “real” office with another person for a few years instead.
We’ve since added a carport, pool, concrete driveway, etc. According to Allstate, replacement value is just shy of $400K.
Right before we built, I was looking at a house near North St in Baton Rouge. I needed an office near downtown, and with interest rates historically low, I almost pulled the plug on a 2 br place for around $30K. Figured that even though it was a shitty neighborhood that I’d only be in/out during daylight hours. Monthly payment would’ve only been around $200 or so, maybe less. Ended up sharing a “real” office with another person for a few years instead.
re: What is your favorite tree?
Posted by FCP on 8/27/26 at 5:55 pm to crap4brain
quote:Pin Oak is on my shite list today. Had an apparently healthy one just blow over this morning in the storm. Didn’t hit anything but my two new citrus trees, but it has been a PITA to clean up today. Love splitting them for firewood, but they are not great trees for long-term enjoyment. Case in point: The one that fell over today was surrounded by 3 other pin oaks, all of which are dead. Of course, they’re still standing, and the “healthy” one is gone. It seems like they get to about 40 years old and promptly give up on living.
couple of my least favorite.
re: End of summer recap How much did you spend on your vacation? Spoiler nothing is cheap
Posted by FCP on 8/20/26 at 2:01 pm to sidewalkside
$6.5K all-in for a 6 person, 6 day trip (well, 4 days onsite and 2 driving) to Universal. Stayed onsite and got the fast pass thing for 4 kiddos one day.
$5K for tickets and lodging
$1.5K for meals and gas
Hopefully last theme park for a long while. Planning a Costa Rica trip for Dec/Jan. Then maybe Alaska or Pacific NW next Fall.
$5K for tickets and lodging
$1.5K for meals and gas
Hopefully last theme park for a long while. Planning a Costa Rica trip for Dec/Jan. Then maybe Alaska or Pacific NW next Fall.
re: Does Anybody Really Know Where Bogalusa is Located?
Posted by FCP on 8/19/26 at 11:24 am to blueridgeTiger
I’ve been through there as a kid. As an adult, I’ve only been close enough to smell it while working out east of Franklinton. Joke among us old Baton Rouge telephone guys comparing how far we had to travel on a particular day was “far enough to smell Bogalusa.”
Working fine out here in God’s Country (LP). Where you at?
quote:My employer has taken to calling them "opportunities." My response is usually something along the lines of: "Yeah, you're right: You've got an opportunity to fix the GD problem."
“There are no problems, we only have challenges here
Being an old, salty union man with seniority has its perks.
quote:Couple of years ago we made it to the end of August, and the heat was just oppressive. Company asked for volunteers for a loan to South Carolina. It took me about 5 seconds to pull up that weather forecast (lows in the 50s/60s) and volunteer.
10 to 12 hours a day, 5 days a week working outside. You never get used of it and it does take a toll on you
quote:Thursday for me over here. Working Saturdays suuuuucks. Good news: Already logged 40 hours this week, so it’s all OT tomorrow :nana:
Thank god it's Friday
Not sure I’ve finished 2025 Christmas shopping TBH.
re: Reading can be fun. Woot has a sale on an ergonomic reading pillow
Posted by FCP on 8/12/26 at 10:59 am to SpartanSoul
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re: What’s the fastest you’ve ever seen someone legitimately become rich?
Posted by FCP on 8/8/26 at 1:08 pm to ElderTiger
quote:Late 70s/early 80s, our little corner of God’s Country was the center of an oil exploration boom. Multiple wells drilled and land was being leased for over $2K/acre/year. My old man had about 50 acres and still managed to pocket $300K or so over several years. Nothing changed for us other than buying more land. Neighbors with actual oil wells on their property did okay—built pools and remodeled houses. Don’t really remember anyone outright retiring.
Growing up in Lafayette in the 60s, you saw a fair amount of families that seemed to up their standard of living real quick
quote:Walked into a back woods cabinet shop in deep LP yesterday. Owner’s son was supposedly there. He wasn’t, but the first three guys I approached were no habla ingles.
Where have the craftsmen gone?
re: How is your city dealing with the scourge of panhandling?
Posted by FCP on 8/5/26 at 6:26 pm to OleVaught14
quote:In BR they lean against those signs while panhandling.
Fort Worth has posted street signs everywhere telling people to not give them anything
re: Legality of Banning Cash Payments
Posted by FCP on 8/4/26 at 9:04 pm to TheMagicMan
quote:Can't imagine that the government would be able to dictate businesses must accept a particular currency. Now, if the government itself (e.g., DMV, IRS) were to mandate non-cash payments, that could present an issue.
Is it not legally required anymore that businesses have to accept cash as legal tender?
If someone wants to open a bodega in Bogalusa and only accept yen or pesos, why should the government even care?
re: Impulse buying. What was your last?
Posted by FCP on 8/4/26 at 8:58 pm to RocknRollAZ
$6 pocket knife on Amazon. Stainless blade and actually pretty sharp. Normally carry a Case trapper but wanted a single blade for work.
No idea how many knives I actually own--easily over a hundred--but I always *need* one more. And, if not for that doggone boating accident, I'd probably have that many firearms as well.
No idea how many knives I actually own--easily over a hundred--but I always *need* one more. And, if not for that doggone boating accident, I'd probably have that many firearms as well.
re: Instant Electric water heater.
Posted by FCP on 8/2/26 at 10:40 am to carlysstiger
quote:Teenage son's shower ain't over until he drains the 50 gal heater.
teenage daughter takes 30 minutes to take a showe
re: Road travel bathroom stops: Nastiest bathroom experiences
Posted by FCP on 7/29/26 at 9:46 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
Stopped at a Pemco (?) gas station in central Mexico circa 1995. In the middle of open fields with no town or anything nearby. Place was apparently a bus stop as well, and it was crowded with folks generally lacking in hygiene.
Restroom was on the second floor of the gas station office. No running water from what I could tell. No lights either from what I recall--just whatever sunlight came through a couple small windows. I think folks who took a shite just wiped their arse with newspaper or something and placed it in a nearby basket. It reeked, and the floor was covered in piss.
Started to walk in there for a leak. Ended up retreating and telling our driver to pull onto the shoulder a couple miles (kilometers?) away.
Restroom was on the second floor of the gas station office. No running water from what I could tell. No lights either from what I recall--just whatever sunlight came through a couple small windows. I think folks who took a shite just wiped their arse with newspaper or something and placed it in a nearby basket. It reeked, and the floor was covered in piss.
Started to walk in there for a leak. Ended up retreating and telling our driver to pull onto the shoulder a couple miles (kilometers?) away.
Had to Google. This is what I found. Wood. And, not guilty.
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