Bullfrog
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Running Through the Wet Grass |
| Biography: | What if the hokey pokey, is really what it’s all about? |
| Interests: | Rocky Navels |
| Occupation: | Dreaming & Scheming of that Perfect Day |
| Number of Posts: | 61671 |
| Registered on: | 7/30/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: GMT
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/26/26 at 9:56 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Not this ^^
But I tried.
Maybe today after brunch. TBD.
But I tried.
Maybe today after brunch. TBD.
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re: GMT
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/26/26 at 7:43 am to ScubaTiger
Good Morning Humans :gmt:
How about a
JOTD!!
So, a teacher took the young students on a school trip to watch how builders work onsite to construct a house.
During the event, a builder fell from a ladder and was taken by ambulance to the hospital. Back at school, the teacher started analyzing the event with the children:
"Tom, why did the builder fall?"
"Well, he probably didn't pay attention."
"Very well, Tom ! David, what do you have to say?"
"Well, he probably didn't respect work safety!"
"Well said, David ! Andrew, what is your opinion?
"He must have been distracted while cursing at me, ma'am!"
"What do you mean, Andrew?"
"Well, he said to me: "frick off you little shite, stop rocking the ladder !!"
How about a
JOTD!!
So, a teacher took the young students on a school trip to watch how builders work onsite to construct a house.
During the event, a builder fell from a ladder and was taken by ambulance to the hospital. Back at school, the teacher started analyzing the event with the children:
"Tom, why did the builder fall?"
"Well, he probably didn't pay attention."
"Very well, Tom ! David, what do you have to say?"
"Well, he probably didn't respect work safety!"
"Well said, David ! Andrew, what is your opinion?
"He must have been distracted while cursing at me, ma'am!"
"What do you mean, Andrew?"
"Well, he said to me: "frick off you little shite, stop rocking the ladder !!"
I never remember even leaving but it all works out I guess.
re: LUNCH thread- lake day edition
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/25/26 at 4:36 pm to madamsquirrel
No dinner. Holding out for supper.
And lots of H2O.
Good afternoon wild people.
And lots of H2O.
Good afternoon wild people.
re: *** GMT *** Saturday Style
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/25/26 at 10:31 am to GreenRockTiger
Hiya greenie :GMT:
What’s for lunch? I’m thinking of fasting today.
What’s for lunch? I’m thinking of fasting today.
GM farad :gmt: Me too. :lol:
Yo coyote :cheers:
TT89 :popcorn:
Mac :jump1:
butch :geauxtigers:
md2020 :drunkards:
bengal :wha:
lithium :whodat:
moock :alien:
nap :thup:
Teechur :smokin:
Hangit :USA:
Clam :cheeky:
LSD :speechless:
Lcrocs :jump2:
Dennis :pels:
LSUDad :scared:
sjm :crazy:
Wally :dunno:
Oswald:USA:
Boot :ahh:
KY :dude:
Good Morning Err’body:cheers:
Yo coyote :cheers:
TT89 :popcorn:
Mac :jump1:
butch :geauxtigers:
md2020 :drunkards:
bengal :wha:
lithium :whodat:
moock :alien:
nap :thup:
Teechur :smokin:
Hangit :USA:
Clam :cheeky:
LSD :speechless:
Lcrocs :jump2:
Dennis :pels:
LSUDad :scared:
sjm :crazy:
Wally :dunno:
Oswald:USA:
Boot :ahh:
KY :dude:
Good Morning Err’body:cheers:
*** GMT *** Saturday Style
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/25/26 at 5:23 am
Good Morning Humans :gmt:
Let’s make it a day of rest, just for fun. Maybe some early yard work then a good Saturday brunch somewhere cheap and easy.
But whatever ya got going on, enjoy this last weekend of July. :cheers:
This Day in History: July 25, 2026
1946
The United States tested the first underwater atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll.
1952
Puerto Rico became a commonwealth of the United States.
1956
The Italian liner Andrea Doria sank after colliding with the Swedish ship Stockholm off the New England coast, killing 51 people.
1978
The world's first test-tube baby, Louise Joy Brown, was born in Lancashire, England.
1984
Soviet cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to walk in space.
2000
The supersonic airliner Concorde crashed after takeoff outside Paris.
JOTD
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth "Nurse" he mumbles "Are my testicles black ?"
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She strokes them very slowly . Then she takes a closer look and says "There's nothing wrong with them".
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly "Thanks for that, it was lovely, but listen very very carefully" ...
"Are-my-test-results-back ?"
:lol:
Go do good things. :cheers:
Let’s make it a day of rest, just for fun. Maybe some early yard work then a good Saturday brunch somewhere cheap and easy.
But whatever ya got going on, enjoy this last weekend of July. :cheers:
This Day in History: July 25, 2026
1946
The United States tested the first underwater atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll.
1952
Puerto Rico became a commonwealth of the United States.
1956
The Italian liner Andrea Doria sank after colliding with the Swedish ship Stockholm off the New England coast, killing 51 people.
1978
The world's first test-tube baby, Louise Joy Brown, was born in Lancashire, England.
1984
Soviet cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to walk in space.
2000
The supersonic airliner Concorde crashed after takeoff outside Paris.
JOTD
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth "Nurse" he mumbles "Are my testicles black ?"
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She strokes them very slowly . Then she takes a closer look and says "There's nothing wrong with them".
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly "Thanks for that, it was lovely, but listen very very carefully" ...
"Are-my-test-results-back ?"
:lol:
Go do good things. :cheers:
re: Your full potential: Have you reached it? Will you?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 2:31 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
Like the Spruce Goose, I flew once by accident, peaking 3rd year at LSU.
Downhill ever since.
But at least my BMI reached its +30 potential. For that, I can alway say no to life jackets.
Downhill ever since.
But at least my BMI reached its +30 potential. For that, I can alway say no to life jackets.
re: LUNCH bunch- the old edition
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 1:58 pm to madamsquirrel
Celery stick
And Cheez Whiz.
Delish!! :drool:
A few more hours and it’s Katy bar the door. I’ll be out a here.
Y’all don’t work to hard.
:cheers:
And Cheez Whiz.
Delish!! :drool:
A few more hours and it’s Katy bar the door. I’ll be out a here.
Y’all don’t work to hard.
:cheers:
re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 11:25 am to ChatGPT of LA
I guess 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
re: Remember the Lake Travis going dry because of global warming fear porn?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 11:16 am to Oilfieldbiology
It is but today’s cartridges can handle the rain as opposed to a pouch of gunpowder. And there’s no flint to get wet and misfire.
Technological innovation addresses issues with earlier builds is the point.
Technological innovation addresses issues with earlier builds is the point.
re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 11:12 am to madamsquirrel
Asian Females
Old habits die hard. :lol:
Old habits die hard. :lol:
re: Remember the Lake Travis going dry because of global warming fear porn?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 9:06 am to Night Vision
My god. You people probably still warn soldiers to keep their powder dry and their muskets clean.
Technology advances. They are recirculating cooling water / glycol.
Technology advances. They are recirculating cooling water / glycol.
re: Remember the Lake Travis going dry because of global warming fear porn?
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 9:01 am to el duderino III
quote:Dum Bass.
Oh good. Let's go ahead and approve another 50 data centers.
Just like most cars, they use a radiator system and cool and recirculate / not down the drain.
Most PSC’s are requiring the data centers electric bills reduce consumer bills.
quote::lol: I beat him to it.
I hope the OCD ridden ghost of Ace Frehley haunts your place & drinks all of your booze.
And GM K-Crabby Patty :cheers:
re: GMT, Lightning bugs, Storm, and Unemployment
Posted by Bullfrog on 7/24/26 at 8:36 am to madamsquirrel
Good morning Madam Squirrel, Lithium, farad, slash, LSD, Mac. Capt, 4LSU, Udt, mp dph, et al :cheers:
Yo Boo :cheers:
Good Morning:gmt:
Good Morning:gmt:
Good Morning Humans :gmt:
TGIF!! :nana:
Rock and Roll All Day
And Party Every Night!
As long as I’m in bed by 10. :snoozer:
But until then, it’s 5th gear and nothing to fear.
So let’s knock the cover off the ball until then
Whatever your want, all you have to do is
Make it up
Make it happen.
:cheers:
TGIF!! :nana:
Rock and Roll All Day
And Party Every Night!
As long as I’m in bed by 10. :snoozer:
But until then, it’s 5th gear and nothing to fear.
So let’s knock the cover off the ball until then
Whatever your want, all you have to do is
Make it up
Make it happen.
:cheers:
Quit peeing in the shower. That’s what feeds foot funguses, fungi, and fungus.
We had a little shower.
But worse, I ate too much for dinner and may skip supper.
ETA: :Banghead: Will add to the downvotes for using North Louisiana slang where we don’t cotton to the namby-pamby term, “Lunch”.
But worse, I ate too much for dinner and may skip supper.
ETA: :Banghead: Will add to the downvotes for using North Louisiana slang where we don’t cotton to the namby-pamby term, “Lunch”.
Ol’ Tom just hit it and quit it.
GA Kcrad, Mp dph :cheers:
GA Kcrad, Mp dph :cheers:
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