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Location:BatonRouge where CATS are RATZ
Biography:Busted flat in Baton Rouge, me and Janis
Interests:Mostly dead presidents and loose women. But my job requires skills in astrophysics and homeopathic healing of severe head wounds, politics, and knitting
Occupation:Retired kleptomaniac
Number of Posts:1892
Registered on:10/31/2009
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I have a Brownies Third Lung diving compressor. That needs work on the compressor, I think it needs new reed valve.
I actually have two and would like to trade the 2nd for the work or
Pay for both and keep a backup.
Last year we were plagued w/crab trap lines fouling my prop shaft.
I intend to dive the boat w/knife and i’m adding SPURS to my shafts to cut line.
Who in Baton Rouge can I have do this compressor rebuild?

re: GMT 11/7/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/7/26 at 7:32 am to
Missed you LIth!
Are you deep in debt after the Ft. Lauderdale boat show? I though you may have been held captive by a boat broker.

re: GMT 11/7/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/7/26 at 5:58 am to
Great morning Youse guys
BOLO Lithium, last seen Ft Lauderdale
Possibly aboard a yacht. Unknown if a hostage or stowaway.
I’ve flushed more saltwater under my arse than you’ve floated on.
quote:

Probably not many. Thats why you should attempt these physically and metally demanding adventures when you are able. Not when you are literally a senior citizen and don't have the ability to do so.


Stay on the couch watching sports and leave the ocean sailing to us geezers.
Good morning Youse guys
A ver productive in the boatyard yesterday. Clam busted lots of barnacles.
Still missing Lithium, I fear a boat broker is holding her hostage.

re: GMT - Guy Fawkes version

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/5/26 at 6:30 am to
Held hostage by a boat broker?

re: GMT - Guy Fawkes version

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/5/26 at 6:22 am to
Good morning Youse guys
Lithium is missing, last known location Ft.Lauderdale Boat Show,

Be on the lookout, maybe in a yacht.

re: GMT 11/04/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/4/26 at 6:06 am to
Good morning Youse guys

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/3/26 at 5:52 am to
Good morning Armyman.

re: I have a confesion to make

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/1/26 at 7:51 pm to
I don’t have a beard…..
As one thalassophile to another Lanier,
Good morning
Same to youse guys.
Thank you for your service.

26th constitutional amendment

Posted by Beer did clam on 10/31/26 at 6:00 pm
I wasn’t allowed to vote when I was subject to being drafted for the Vietnam war I was classified 1-A
I’ve only missed 1-2 elections in over 50 yrs. I view voting as an obligation and an honor. I don’t understand someone not voting.
I was in a lottery for the draft and as a result I don’t gamble.
Good morning Youse Guys.
lithium, please go by “The boat galley”
Meet Caroline Shearlock, she’s helpful for an on-board cook or live aboard wanna-be.

re: GMT 10/30/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 10/30/26 at 6:50 am to
Good morning Youse guys!
I just returned from the island of boats,
They were everywhere. Little ones, big ones and some very large. I wanted to stay.
The female Bee backed into the fan

Disaster

re: GMT 10/28/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 10/28/26 at 6:24 am to
Good morning Youse guys
King tides w/full Moon makes unusually high tides rise into the streets.

re: GMT 10/27/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 10/27/26 at 6:49 am to
Thanks Froggy, fish and more fish for me. Arrived via KW Express and in a 3rd floor room. I prefer BYOB and an anchorage just West. Fantasy Fest just passed so it’s like N.O. just after Mardi Gras here.
To quote Mel Fisher, “ Today’s the day!”

re: GMT 10/27/2026

Posted by Beer did clam on 10/27/26 at 6:22 am to
Good morning Youse guys
I believe there is nothing really made in Key West except a profit.