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Werw not just going to BEAT Allbarn!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/23/26 at 11:36 am
Were going to wipe there throws with there asses! Gonna piss all over there faces! Stomp a mud hole in there butts and make them beg for us tostop!
Saban didnt fire kiffin that is a LIE! These gump morans are stiring stuff up because they are embarased by hiring the wrong coach and how we have the best coach in the country!
Also me and the buds are going rolling yards this year. Gonna TP my old high school principle real good. Old man wont know what hit him!

Whats your haloween costume this year?

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/23/26 at 5:52 am
Ive been going as a ghost for as long as i can remember but my trusty ole white ghost sheet is got some stanes on it now and looking kind of old and worn out probably time to retire the ole gal just looking for some ideas with the “big day” being a week away!
No sir, calvary baptist academy checking in! Geaux Cavs! Graduated 9th in my class, granted there were only 12 people in my whole grade!

Do you double not your shoes?

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/19/26 at 7:57 am
Personally i got tired of tying my shoes after the whole rinkled church shirt fiasco. Now i just slip on shoes and velcro them but back in the day i was a double notter!

re: Texas loses last two games

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/19/26 at 7:56 am to
If you thought the hype for arch was bad just wait until peytons son starts to get recruited. Ive heard wispers on the recruiting sites that they will have the unvailing of the first 6 star recruit just for him
Kiffins version of the toss dive. Both, culturaly anomoly to the rest of football. Leaves the other teams scratching their heads saying “what the heck was that?” But, in its same esence as the toss dive, and in the words of the late Stephen Jobs “it just works”!
So is he a actual coach for us this year? Is he our d line coach or is someone else?!
Truth! You beat start showing me the RASPECT I deserve!

re: New money making idea!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/16/26 at 7:14 am to
Im 2 natty nights in and feeling pretty good thanks

New money making idea!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/16/26 at 7:11 am
So many of you bafons, myself present company not excluded, are sky screaming chicken littles about recruiting right now. What if during the first quarter of every home game, since the stadium will still be packed, we passed around an offering plate to season ticket holders, since they have all the money right now, church style, and gave the profits to our 5 star Louisiana recruits. We could call it “Praying you stay home” account. If they dont take the money then it can roll over to next years crop of 5 star studs!
Be careful with that much bacon LOL! And dont be like me and almost burn your trailer down because you fell asleep in your lazyboy recliner while the bacon was cooking on the stovetop
Mine are as follows, not limited to, but, as the title states, my 3 current favorite, gotta go to walmart later though so my list can be seen as, in a sense, revolving in both practice and nature.
1. Beer- NATTY LIGHT ONLY!
2. Chocolate syrup- gotta have my chocolate milk every night
3. Buzz ballz- For when the natty light just isnt doing it!
So many of you preach Louisiana Bayou PRIDE! But when push comes to shove you are all show ponies! Here is one of Louisianas FINEST and you all hate on her. Go get yours Barbie girl! YOU EARNED IT!

Do you think we smell in color?

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/15/26 at 7:01 am
I was cooking some bacon on the stove this morning and dozed off in my lazyboy recliner. The smell woke me up but before i could even see what the smell was i knew it was brown-starting to turn black bacon. Just from the smell alone i could imagine what was causing that smell based off the color of what my nose told me

re: Im LOUD and im PROUD!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/14/26 at 2:13 pm to
HEY HEY
HO HO
GREG SKANKEYS GOT TO GEAUX
HEY HEY
HO HO
GREG SKANKEY IS A HEAUX!

Im LOUD and im PROUD!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 10/14/26 at 2:09 pm
To be a LSU TIGAH FOR LIFE! People of the greatest state in the COUNTRY! Stand up and dont let tyranist like greg SKANKEY do this to our hearts our minds our souls and most importantly our TIGAHS! Stand up be loud and force this BAFOON out of his office let him
know what we are made of and a force to be reckon with!!
I dont particuarly care who he is. All i know is i want the MEN running our proud programs to act like men and take the higher ground and not act like emotional women or children when asked a question they dont like its not hard and would have looked much better in the grand scheme of things!
Wade sounds like a huge baby right here. Just answer the question and move on. Sounds horibly insicure with that kind of combative tone