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Spinoff from the dumb watch thread

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/31/25 at 4:30 pm
I actually somewhat agree with the mans primise, we really dont need watches, well, not if we were all trained properly. I was taught at a young age how to tell time simply by staring up into the sun. Works literally every time and I can be as acurate to within 20 minutes or so. It usually amazes people when they ask what time it is and I simply tell them to use mother natures clock and just look up. How many of you know how to do this and have pased it on to future fortunate generations?
Whoof tough day in the news cycle for the diggs and gumps. 2 brothers and alumnis getting in the news for the wrong reasons. I’m sure saban is pretty embarased right now!
He doesnt want his kids on iPads and wants them to bring there dishes in? And this jabroni thinks France is going to fix this? Just spank them until they do what you tell them to do, like a good DAD does!
I hate to brake it to them, but just walking around aint gonna do jack when trying to bring about world peace, you have to actually go out and do something to acheve it, this is just one step above just standing there waiting on something to happen!
Fat Phil would be considerd a grandslam hire for a program if he were in his coaching prime right now. Im no fan of the vols, but Phil is a true sec legend that never got his due or respect. Vol fans should be ashamed of running him off and setting there program back decades because of it!
Steroids and genetic hormones shoved down your throat in shot into your booty since you were 5 years old does wonders to your “genetics”! Everyone who has ever known him has known he has had so much “help” lance armstrong would even blush!
I hope you all have a wonderful Louisiana Bayou Christmas! I think a special thanks are also in order to our incredable insiders on this website for bringing the excitement over letting us know that the Lane Train was indeed heading to Baton Rouge! You all made this an extra special Christmas for us all! GEAUX Coach Kiffin, GEAUX Santa Cleauxs, and GEAUX Tigahs!

re: USPS is a joke

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/22/25 at 12:49 pm to
Then why dont you stop complaining and do it yourself! My tax dollers can go on to support someone’s mail that is more grateful!

re: Sterling Lucus

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/22/25 at 12:43 pm to
According to the insiders on the coaching changing board he is already oficial! Handing out offers to 5*s already!

re: 1.6 billion$ powerball

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/22/25 at 12:40 pm to
I wish they would tell us which numbers have already been used so I have a better chance at winning!
I dont like this one bit! We are paying these guys millions of dollers to coach for us and they are taking our money and spending time at old piss? Something fishy going on if you ask me. At the absolute least they should be on LSU’s campus until the night before the game, then show up on game day ONLY! They agreed to coach there game, not help them with day to day stuff and recruiting! They should also be wearing LSU clothes on the sidelines seeing as they represent us now

re: Lacy 2 mil per, ole miss @1.8

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/21/25 at 3:30 pm to
Why don’t we just start ofering all these players millions of dollers and just defer it like the dumb dogers do to win all there championships! Seems to work for them!
And you gump IDIOTS tried to tell me Tua wasnt another gump BUST because of some dumass stats or two you like to regergitate! Say it again BUST!
Bryan Kelley isn’t here anymore you stupid gump! We know your scared so its ok to admit it! We now have sabans secret weapon and about to wreck sh** up!
Archie is a well known hater and FAKE LOUISIANAMAL! The manning name used to truly mean something but to me and my family it is GARBAGE! Instead of proping LSU up, there homestate school! They try and tear us down for no darn good reason!
Thanks guys! I apreciate you all letting me know I shouldnt be too worried. Would still be nice to see one of the insiders put these rumors to bed though!
Also, coach Kiffin I know you read tigerdroppings and retweet it sometimes. Maybe tag this on twitter with a little wink of reasurance to help calm us all down!

Just give it to me straight please!

Posted by lsubatman1 on 12/11/25 at 6:14 am
Insiders, we need you right now. Is there a real threat for Lane to go to Michigan or the gumps if they come calling soon? Ive been in a daze of hapiness since the Lane Train boarded in Baton Rouge and I’m scared as heck that it will end before his first game here! What are yall hearing from the football ops building?