Keys Open Doors
| Favorite team: | Duke  |
| Location: | In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion |
| Biography: | I schedule dates for Jimmy Garoppolo |
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| Occupation: | Retired Street Entertainer and Animal Trainer |
| Number of Posts: | 33023 |
| Registered on: | 12/29/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Cavan Sullivan hype thread
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/11/26 at 2:38 pm to Broski
Do you think these guys are comprable as prospects to Gio, Musah, Pulisic, and McKennie?
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re: 100 women rank themselves from 1 - 100. 100 being the best looking.
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/11/26 at 2:06 pm to touchdownjeebus
I just got to the woman who rated herself the 97th most attractive, and I’ll say that she is definitely self aware and has a decent attitude about things.
re: Why arent black NBA players out to get white players?
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/11/26 at 11:04 am to lionward2014
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Helps that half the league isn't "dating" each other
Surprisingly this hasn’t had as much to do with the controversies.
It doesn’t apply to Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark.
I know multiple WNBA players have been arrested for domestic abuse of their partners, but I don’t recall this leading to bench-clearing brawls or anything that makes the headlines in the broader sports press.
re: Cavan Sullivan hype thread
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/11/26 at 10:29 am to lsugorilla
This is a question for the people who follow MLS and the youth national teams much more closely than I do.
Are the top prospects at this point (let’s define prospect as a player under 20) Cavan Sullivan, Noahkai Banks, Zavier Gozo, and Adri Mehmeti?
Anyone else?
Are the top prospects at this point (let’s define prospect as a player under 20) Cavan Sullivan, Noahkai Banks, Zavier Gozo, and Adri Mehmeti?
Anyone else?
re: That Carrington chick is pretty stupid. Her answer about WHITE PRIVILEGE
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/10/26 at 8:12 pm to CatsGoneWild
Did you want her to say it was white privilege? Would that have been a smarter answer?
ETA: looks like she’s trying to muddy the waters now
ETA: looks like she’s trying to muddy the waters now
re: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor not something I saw coming
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/9/26 at 7:12 pm to theGarnetWay
Now there are rumors that Darwin Nunez will also join Trabzonspor and Lukaku will go to Fenerbahce.
This is all after Trossard joined Besiktas and Mason Greenwood joined Fenerbahce earlier this summer.
I’m not sure how FFP applies anymore.
This is all after Trossard joined Besiktas and Mason Greenwood joined Fenerbahce earlier this summer.
I’m not sure how FFP applies anymore.
re: Former NBA Center Enes Kanter declares for the 2027 WNBA draft
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/8/26 at 12:18 pm to sgallo3
Royce will be too scared to fly though
re: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor not something I saw coming
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/6/26 at 10:10 am to LSUMJ
Especially considering the Besiktas move fell apart.
I’m stunned at the names in the Turkish league right now, and there is no way the big teams are in compliance with financial fair play.
I’m stunned at the names in the Turkish league right now, and there is no way the big teams are in compliance with financial fair play.
re: Ohio dad lures alleged child rapist via TikTok then shoots him
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/4/26 at 4:56 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
For those of you who follow UFC, Cain Velasquez served about four years in prison for trying to kill the man who molested his young son. Velasquez was far more reckless and shot the father of the pedophile in a car.
Overall, the Velasquez case seems like a much tougher case than this one.
If this guy doesn’t have contradictory texts (indicating he is going to kill this guy, etc), I bet he will walk or plead down.
Overall, the Velasquez case seems like a much tougher case than this one.
If this guy doesn’t have contradictory texts (indicating he is going to kill this guy, etc), I bet he will walk or plead down.
re: Court ruling allows Indiana’s TFL leader from last year to return. He’s 26
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/4/26 at 4:50 pm to Buckeye Fan 19
Yeah it’s either bad info or a troll in the original tweet. He graduated high school in 2022.
re: Who is the best/most famous athlete that you personally played against (at any level)?
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/3/26 at 9:29 pm to OWLFAN86
Both would be guys that someone around 38 could have played if they lived in the Houston area, especially the suburbs.
re: Who is the best/most famous athlete that you personally played against (at any level)?
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 8/3/26 at 5:35 pm to ZZTOP
For me, it’s Nick Anderson, not the one who played for the Magic with Shaq and Penny, but the one who was a Parade All-American in high school and then played for Texas A&M.
My high school friends went up against Michael Clayton, Big Baby, and Trindon Holiday.
I know a guy at work who is younger than me and a scratch golfer who has played (and lost) to Jordan Spieth, Will Zalatoris, and Scottie Sheffler.
My high school friends went up against Michael Clayton, Big Baby, and Trindon Holiday.
I know a guy at work who is younger than me and a scratch golfer who has played (and lost) to Jordan Spieth, Will Zalatoris, and Scottie Sheffler.
re: Swedish soccer fans visit Estonia
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/31/26 at 6:02 pm to icecreamsnowball
Yeah, it’s a set of photos that show the Swedish fans trashed the stadium and surrounding areas in Estonia.
re: Tribal People Try Cajun Food
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/31/26 at 6:00 pm to Raging Tiger
I wonder how they kept the food preserved so well. I doubt there are many chefs experienced in Louisiana cuisine in the middle of Pakistan :lol:
re: Is Aaron Rodgers wife real or is this a "she goes to another school" situation?
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/29/26 at 10:19 am to Fun Bunch
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come out
I see what you did there.
re: I thought the Ohtani gambling saga was clear and straightforward He wasn't involved
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/28/26 at 5:40 pm to Floating Change Up
I disagree. He is too good and valuable. He would skate no matter what.
I suspect the interpreter will have a very nice donation to his bank account the day he leaves custody.
I suspect the interpreter will have a very nice donation to his bank account the day he leaves custody.
re: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says that AI singularity has arrived
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/28/26 at 9:54 am to Aforem7
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they're pissing on head and telling us its raining and the mass public is happy to play along
I agree with your post until the last part of your final sentence.
The general public seems much more cautious about this than I expected (and much more pessimistic than Altman, Elon, etc expected).
re: Chiefs OC, Eric Bieniemy’s wife shot by their own son
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/27/26 at 9:50 pm to JayVegas702
Guy looks to be 140 pounds (unless he is somehow really tall) and has two faded face tattoos (Q?).
Photo shouts a combination of mental illness and heavy drugs.
Photo shouts a combination of mental illness and heavy drugs.
re: Chiefs OC, Eric Bieniemy’s wife shot by their own son
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/27/26 at 9:40 pm to ChatGPT of LA
One of the things I read (not a top tier publication) was that he was trying to shoot his girlfriend or wife and the mother was shot on accident as she tried to separate her son and the other woman.
I suspect if that’s the case, it would initially be this charge instead of attempted murder.
Of course, I don’t think being a terrible shot is a reason to get softer criminal charges.
I suspect if that’s the case, it would initially be this charge instead of attempted murder.
Of course, I don’t think being a terrible shot is a reason to get softer criminal charges.
re: University of Louisville- you guys ok over there?
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/26/26 at 1:13 pm to StringedInstruments
Seems like an entirely reasonable academic advisor for incoming blind students at Louisville.
re: This is a paragraph in an article about Caitlyn Clark flopping for calls
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 7/23/26 at 9:43 am to Chad504boy
Who is this?
The person who wrote the article is a woman named Nancy Armor who definitely isn’t the person you posted.
The person who wrote the article is a woman named Nancy Armor who definitely isn’t the person you posted.
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