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Pounding dongs at a pace that would make Bonnie Blue jealous.
I just realized that the Gold Cup will have significant scheduling conflicts with the FIFA Club World Cup.

From what I understand, the US will send their A team to the Gold Cup this summer.

I was looking forward to the games (and still am) but am trying to figure out who will be unavailable of the entirely unnecessary Club World Cup.

Who else will be out besides Gio Reyna, Timothy Weah, and Weston McKennie?
Blake Lively’s half sister sure is funky and hip
Shedeur should not have gotten his jersey retired. However, you do realize CU wasn’t 4-8 last year, right?
I think it was either Lou Williams or Jeff Teague who said it.

The NBA invited players to speak to rookies and one of the questions was “what would you do if you weren’t a pro basketball player?”

After other players gave normal responses and Arenas said he would be a pimp. After everyone laughed, the moderator told him to give a serious answer and he said “a motherfricking international pimp.”
The other ones I remember are pretty small drops in the scheme of things.

The only reason they are remembered is because guys like Warren Sapp and Randy Moss became superstars.

And Aaron Rodgers would count as well, though his was just about position and nothing off the field. I guess he was pretty much the anti-Quinn in terms of his career after draft day.

Is anyone even close to Shedeur?

I’m not including a guy like Charlie Ward who had very unique leverage with his NBA career or La’El Collins due to the unique situation right before draft day, though he was never a suspect (and once the paternity test came back, it really shut the case).

Usually people mention someone like Brady Quinn in the 2007 draft, and while it was a clear drop, this is nothing like what we’re seeing now.

The NBA has had fewer drops, imo. Does anyone stick out?

re: Adrian Peterson DUI

Posted by Keys Open Doors on 4/25/25 at 10:31 am
If he can run away from his dad and/or fight him off, he’s on pace to be a world class athlete.
But all of the House and 1/3 of the senate is up for re-election in 2026, and again all of the House and another 1/3 of the senate is up in 2028.

If incentives aren’t aligned, and things continue to go poorly, I expect Congress will take back some of their power and not just rubber stamp everything. And this will happen before the 2026 elections.
He was one of the founders of the Promise Keepers which was a big deal in the 90s. About never having affairs, waiting until marriage for sexual relations, marriage should only be between a man and a woman, etc.

If he was some regular coach, I doubt they’d include it, but this became part of his brand.

And if I remember correctly, it was one of the reasons he founded the org and used himself as an example of someone who sinned and then repented.
Jordan
CT
Landon
Wes
Backpack

Darrell had a lot of success but it hasn’t carried over to the individual formats.
Yeah, I’ll always associate him with Boiler Room first, and then Dazed and Confused.

May he rest in peace.
Seems more likely this will be the college football version of Nerlens Noel or DeMarcus Cousins.

re: High school sports- Tattoos

Posted by Keys Open Doors on 4/11/25 at 11:34 am
I think those much younger players have very expensive temporary tattoos that are done for Instagram.

Not referring to 16-17 year olds but the ones who are in late elementary and early middle school.

Still pathetic and a waste of money, but less so.

Your argument would make more sense if Chip Roy was the president.

However, the resolution currently advocated by Trump and co will add to the deficit.
Wait until the pharmaceutical tariffs are implemented.

There was some relief a few weeks ago that pharmaceuticals weren’t going to face tariffs.

Last night we learned that is certainly not the case, though the amount seems yet to be determined.
We all learned it in 5th grade when a kid in the other team did it, and it helped us win :lol: