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Color me weird, but:

New Coke

It did not have the harsh bite of the original. It was a distinctive 80s taste for me.

The one you date is not the one you marry. No one drives the car off the showroom floor.

“But .. but … my child needs their cell phone for emergencies.”

This is EXACTLY what they use their cell phones for … stir crap up then film the beatdown.

Parents here in Mobile are complaining that schools are having students lock their phones up all day.

The side effects of this move are a huge decrease in fights and very few students loitering in bathrooms since they can no longer coordinate their fights.

There is a statue of Moses in the Capitol and the Ten Commandments are posted in the Supreme Court. Since he (Moses) did not immigrate to our country, those must be signs that someone thought our legal code was based on the Biblical text (no matter how loudly the communists scream that it wasn’t).

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LARPing is based on the acronym Live Action Role Play.

I bought a ResMed AutoAir 10 online last year. “I still want you to come in yearly for a checkup. I don’t know why you want this machine,” my doctor said.

1) He set my pressures too high, so I had to adjust them down through the special menu (there are YouTube videos in how to do this).

2) I am in the midst of losing weight and wanted the autoset feature … not going back “just because I need my pressures adjusted.”

3) I never want to go back and see him again.

It is one part of our health we can manage and control.

Plus, my sleep doc is a full-on mask nazi. He can keep his masks and I will keep my $$$.

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Dick Tator on Line 1.

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Calm down, Tater Tot.

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There is third option.

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There is one organization with a secret budget no one is allowed to know the size of and no one is allowed to know who officially is a member.

One president shut them down. They changed their name and came back less than six months later stronger than ever.

He is either a Clown In America or an operative. That way, he could easily pass a polygraph saying he is not an FBI asset or agent. Simple.

If you cannot keep a straight line while marching a straight line, you have problems. That is high school parade marching 101.

There seems to be a total lack of accountability in the process. Whole squads out of formation. Tennessee’s band took us to the woodshed on marching technique. It was hard to watch.

This was my first year to be a season ticket holder. Last one too. The band used to be a source of pride for me. I cannot watch them now.