bastropbham

I think I have it:

Stump Breaking

When an individual living the state of Alabama, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

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Cowfricker

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Nice but i think we can do better, C'mon

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Disloyalty?I wasn't aware a player owed it to you or a state school to play for them even if they preferred to play for another.You only see it as a player not helping you get what you want.It's the epitome of selfishness.

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You may or may not know that I reside in Bama Land where nothing is more important that victory regardless of the cost. You just hope you don't get yet another sanction for recruiting violations from the NCAA. Please don't lecture me. I've heard plenty of stories from folks that have no idea I'm from Louisiana. Including an ex-Bama player that admitted he got paid. Go back to your Gump board.

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Players should never choose a school because it is in the state they live.The fans of any school don't care about a player outside of what they can do for them on the field.If they don't pan out they will be called all sorts of derogatory things because they didn't give the fans what they wanted.Considering that,players should go where they feel is best for them.It's too bad there are fans who actually criticize a kid for going where he wants.These are the ones who would be the first to berate a player who didn't live up to some rating.

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That's just bullshite. Players that go out of state are not rewarded for their disloyalty in their life after football. Those that were loyal will be. The people that watched them playing high school football remember their loyalty and that will not be forgotten. The business owners and patrons of that community don't forget their names or accomplishments. Nor will it be forgotten of those who chose their rival.

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"Continued to lure" ??????????????
You sure don't sound like a Tiger fan to me.

Yes. Landon Collins and Cameron Robinson.
Who else ?????????????????????????
Eddie Lacy was not going to be offered by LSU because he did NOT qualify academically. Somehow he magically did at Alashama.
Alabama signed a WR from Louisiana also 2 years ago - Kenny somebody, as well as a few more that did not even pan out at Alashama..

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First, I'm very confused as to why saying Satan "lures" players makes me a "non fan" Are you sure you know the meaning of lure?

Look at pretty much every top tier Louisiana recruit (unless they sign early) over the last few years and see if Bama isn't on their list. I personally have done the same and am amazed to find Bama almost always listed in their top 1 thru 5. Has LSU won, by far, the greatest percentage of those battles eventually? Yes. However we have lost two 5 star commits in the last three years (Landon & CRob, assuming our coaching staff can't flip CRob) and have several still to land this year with Bama listed in their top 3. How can LA players so often at least think of playing for our number one nemesis? Seems to be the ultimate betrayal to their home state to me. Through no fault of their own (they didn't choose to be born and raised here) these players represent the hopes and dreams of National Championships to LSU fans. It may just be a game but you can see by the dollars invested and dollars earned that it's a damn BIG deal. I know in my heart it's not right to put that sort of responsibility or guilt on the shoulders of 17 to 18 year old kids. But perhaps the extent I immerse myself in LSU fandom keeps me from understanding their choice of THE one football team most clearly standing in the way of our road to another NC.

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Are you kidding me? I don't hardly ever get on recruiting board but it's been discussed 8 billion times

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So you hardly ever get on the recruiting board yet you know it's been discussed 8 BILLION times? Since you have seen 8 billion discussions perhaps you could enlighten me as to the original question and name some names.

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Do you even know where Jameis Winston is from

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Now I do. Wasn't a five star though. But does make me feel a little better.

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Dumbshit

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I listed Kwon. Can you read Dumbshit?

I can only think of a handful and with the exception of Jamarcus Russell I can't think of any being the creme dela creme. I know there's Rivers and Kwon but as I recall Kwon got hurt the previous season to signing with LSU and Rivers wasn't that highly recruited. I'm obviously looking for Landon C., CRob type comparisons. I don't recall those types of defections from Alabama. Their players appear to be loyal to their home state.

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Bama man.

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Generally speaking there is no other team other than Auburn they would rather beat. They know we are their biggest challenge in recent years and for the most part consider our fanbase an unruly mob (earned perhaps?) I can't wait until tomorrow where I almost certainly will hear how they just did that on the recruiting trail.