Favorite team:New Orleans Saints 
Location:Metry
Biography:A series of explosions rocked my shorts as my mom ripped through an Arab nightclub
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Registered on:11/8/2008
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Americans Shocked When They Discover That the Most Lucrative and Popular Sport in the World Allows The Most Successful and Powerful Soccer Club in the World To Have An Outrageously Nice and Cool Stadium

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re: Ohio State vs Titans

Posted by Them on 11/15/25 at 8:00 pm to
Please God tell me you’re joking.

The Titans would win 63-7.

re: You know nothing John Stark!

Posted by Them on 11/4/25 at 6:44 am to
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I’ve always loved the website which shows the size of the solar system if the moon were only 1 pixel.


My two favorite ways to illustrate cosmic scale:

If you got on a passenger airliner and flew around the Sun, you would be on that plane for a year.

If the Sun was 1 inch away, the nearest star would be 453 miles away.

re: I Hate the Dodgers

Posted by Them on 11/2/25 at 12:03 am to
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At least that shithead Mattingly doesn't get a ring.


Jesus man. He frick your wife?

re: He was safe

Posted by Them on 11/1/25 at 11:59 pm to
I was cheering my little heart out for Toronto and he was not safe. It was by maybe 3 inches, but he was not.
The bottom of the 9th was the universe telling Toronto, gently but firmly, “No.”
THE ROAD TEAM WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP IS frickING LAME

DANCING IN A GRAVEYARD

frick YOU DODGERS
I was saying at the beginning of this inning “thank God the Jays have a real pitcher on the mound now”


:(
Twins Braves 1990 was the last one I believe

re: Have you or your family embraced AI?

Posted by Them on 10/17/25 at 9:01 am to
I used ChatGPT for the first time the other day on a whim. Needed help with a family budget conundrum I was having and it was extremely helpful and actually gave me a great idea that I immediately implemented. I can't say that I wasn't impressed.
Would hate to lose Brent Vigen from Montana State but would also love to see him go to the next level. Great coach and person
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Alt title, "Some black Americans have dipped their toe in the waters of assimilation to polite society, and it surprisingly feels right."



PUT THE BALL IN PLAY STOP TRYING TO HIT EVERYTHING TO VANCOUVER

re: Tesla unveiling something new Tuesday

Posted by Them on 10/7/25 at 9:12 am to
It's going to be a decontented low-cost Model Y and maybe a Model 3 as well
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Maybe it is Heaven's Gate but it was running late


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Looking for a mate, for that special date. A date with fate. What’ the going rate? A rate for a date. Let’s not hesitate or change the bait.


This riff was worth the wait and hard to hate
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5. The trajectory of 3I/ATLAS is aligned with the ecliptic plane of planets around the Sun to within 5 degrees (0.2% likelihood), as discussed here.

6. The arrival time of 3I/ATLAS was optimized to pass near Mars, Venus and Jupiter (0.005% likelihood), as discussed here.

7. The arrival direction of 3I/ATLAS is aligned to within 9 degrees with the “Wow! Signal” from August 15, 1977 (0.6% likelihood), as discussed here.


If true, definitely filing this under "things that make you go hmm"
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Why buy that when the ZR1 exists?


My assumption is that he didn't spend $200,000 on a ZR1 because he didn't like the ZR1 and wanted the Mustang GTD instead.

Hope this helps!