| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Madison, WI |
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| Interests: | writer/illustrator/sports |
| Occupation: | ask my agent |
| Number of Posts: | 2080 |
| Registered on: | 9/13/2004 |
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Pass that shite over here
Ha..
I wish I was high, but his name is so far out there…
Like a Bond villain or something
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Thinking of the name Elon Musk. It’s crazy to think of peoples names…
Posted by dexy82 on 1/9/26 at 4:10 pm
And how wild the world has become.
Elon Musk,
Not Pete Jones
Or James Smith…
No.. the dude has a name like a Hollywood script.
A quirky Aspergergianbillionaire/inventor entrepreneur
If you talked to a bum on the street and he said his name was Elon Musk, you’d be like WTF….
I thought you’d be a Greg Johnson or some rando bland name.
Eeee-Lon Musk
You can’t make this shite up
Elon Musk,
Not Pete Jones
Or James Smith…
No.. the dude has a name like a Hollywood script.
A quirky Aspergergianbillionaire/inventor entrepreneur
If you talked to a bum on the street and he said his name was Elon Musk, you’d be like WTF….
I thought you’d be a Greg Johnson or some rando bland name.
Eeee-Lon Musk
You can’t make this shite up
re: What's the biggest woman you've ever been with?
Posted by dexy82 on 1/6/26 at 4:36 pm to HillabeeBaw
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Any gal over 125-130lbs is a big NOPE
Uhhh
So you’re a pedo or a Peter (Dinklage) sized individual?
re: I don’t have lots of sauces but…
Posted by dexy82 on 1/3/26 at 9:38 pm to Russianblue
I actually think you’re totally credible.
No bs
Just way to specific…
And as you say, what’s the point.
I could see Kiffin being an odd duck in his interview during the bowl game.
No matter, just win Kiff
Just bring it
No bs
Just way to specific…
And as you say, what’s the point.
I could see Kiffin being an odd duck in his interview during the bowl game.
No matter, just win Kiff
Just bring it
re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw
Posted by dexy82 on 12/31/25 at 8:47 pm to LanierSpots
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I love women but as an old fart on this board, I will never understand you young dudes infatuation with these girls with fat asses.
I want what I do not possess
A big arse is something I do not have
I’ve said in the past on threads such as these.
Cute faces and big behinds are my kryptonite.
You can have a cute face and great tits, but if you “as a women” possess an arse like Hank Hill, I just can’t get on board with that.
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That writes for Vogue? My God.
Don’t hate!
She knows a lot about fatshion
re: Which one of you silver collecting baws is this?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/29/25 at 1:54 pm to hawgfaninc
I’m stunned at all the people yapping about their hoards.
They’re going to get robbed or killed if the wrong person wanders into their life.
They’re going to get robbed or killed if the wrong person wanders into their life.
re: Why is peppermint bark candy so good tho?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/21/25 at 9:02 pm to shutterspeed
That’s shite is straight garbage
Any white chocolate/or it’s derivation is trash
Any white chocolate/or it’s derivation is trash
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frick yeah baw. I have over $1,000 face in each denomination ($1, $0.50, $0.25, $0.10) but I am at the 20x point.
Man, counted out my stuff last night
I have about 325$ face in halves/dimes/quarters
I have more in .999 silver and gold, but you have a barrels worth of pre-65
I’m impressed
Very bleh…
Asian women can be so exotic, yet so non-sexual at the same time!?
Asian women can be so exotic, yet so non-sexual at the same time!?
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One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.
I confess…I’m an average guy.
Luckily my wife has the eyesight of a rhinoceros and thinks it’s huge.
In all seriousness, it truly must suck if you had a “terrible dick.”
I guess you can either just roll with it and have tons of charisma…embrace it.
Or face the elephant (or field mouse) in the room
And become the best cunning-linguist in the world.
re: Missouri news anchor read negative? comments about her appearance while live on air
Posted by dexy82 on 12/7/25 at 11:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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White dudes who like big bottom girls are generally those who cant attract women with actual beauty.
I’ve pulled wool forever, I love a fat bottomed girl. Small waist, tits inconsequential, but a fat bubble bottom girl was my game since kindergarten, and I’m as cracker as they come.
Ice cube said it best in “I ain’t the one”
A cute face and big behind it.
I’m a Venus of Willendorf kinda guy
re: Missouri news anchor read negative? comments about her appearance while live on air
Posted by dexy82 on 12/7/25 at 11:04 pm to hawgfaninc
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“She's thicker than zoo glass.”
I will, at some point, find a way to put that into casual conversation.
re: Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 7:22 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Homo board.
Just listen to the conversation.
Nothing like that at all.
re: Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 4:29 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Do they have normal size balls or are they micro too?
If you listen to the interview the guy says he has tiny balls to match his peen
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Man, I kinda feel sorry for the guy!
I absolutely do. (Deep pain in the laughter)
I posted the link, not to poke fun, but the guy seriously could do stand up.
But, I laugh at everything.
My wife says I’m a perpetual teen boy.
Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 9:29 am
OPL-micro-penis guy calls in
There’s a YouTube channel called other people’s lives. Broad range of topics.
The caller with micro calls in
Had me in tears laughing.
There’s a YouTube channel called other people’s lives. Broad range of topics.
The caller with micro calls in
Had me in tears laughing.
re: 10 Things Old People Like
Posted by dexy82 on 11/30/25 at 8:07 am to shutterspeed
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1. figs 2. boxes of tissue 3. westerns 4. candy orange slices 5. peanut brittle 6. chiuahahs 7. Readers Digest 8. handkerchiefs 9. local news 10. Buicks
That’s a dated list
Thats what old folks liked in the ‘70s and ‘80s (think southern Mississippi-like an old couple watching Hee-haw fantasy island, and going to the auction to buy boxes of laffy taffy and tube socks for the grandkids)
re: Trump holding his grandbaby in a Trump was right hat dropping bangers on Truth Social
Posted by dexy82 on 11/28/25 at 7:30 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
She’s not bad. I can’t honestly say I’ve never seen her before.
She’s what Chelsea Clinton would look like at bartime with a massive pair of beer goggles on.
Btw.
I got nauseous reading that title
She’s what Chelsea Clinton would look like at bartime with a massive pair of beer goggles on.
Btw.
I got nauseous reading that title
re: Paul McCartney at the Smoothie King on the 29th
Posted by dexy82 on 11/28/25 at 11:19 am to Godfather1
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Tonight will be his first NOLA show I’ve missed in 32 years (first saw him there in ‘93).
I went to that show (he was big into the vegan thing then and I think Linda was still on tour with him/on stage?)
Anyway I saw him again at miller park ten years back and I enjoyed that show even more than the one 20 years earlier.
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True for the type of "men" that spend hours refreshing and posting on the coaching board and poli board
I would say men crave stability, calmness, status quo. Drama can sometimes be involved in those things, but overall we don’t just manufacture drama for the sake of it.
Thats for females, figs, and libs
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