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your last team NC was in 1965. in all sports.


Holy shite that is incredible. Even more so if it's true. That feels like it should be the power 4 record by like 35 years. Everybody's good at something every now and then. Except, apparently, Mizzou.
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I mean, are you still innocent if you were there (as a driver or non-gunman) during a fatal shooting and haven’t said anything? Then celebrating at games when you were a witness to something like that?


The shooting happened after the game.

re: Tide Hoops | 31-6 (16-2)

Posted by Wahoo on 11/19/22 at 12:08 am
South almost took down Oklahoma tonight. (I know nothing about Oklahoma basketball this year, but I’m going to assume that’s not nothing.) Could just be South’s pretty good.
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In a few years the SEC title will regularly be decided in Texas on Thanksgiving!


You are literally only here to increase the number of people watching commercials during games. We appreciate it.
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List of mostly dead guys


Who wants to tell him?
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Hilariously, Saban is actually #18, with 4 more wins than #19 Mighty Mack Brown.


This is a stupid discussion, but I bet you $100 you can't name 2 of the 17 active coaches you say have more wins.
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Or, as he was known in France after the Munich Agreement, "Neville I love Berlin"


Must be funnier in the original French

re: Hugh Freeze and Bruce Pearl

Posted by Wahoo on 2/7/22 at 3:30 pm
Could you see Bama hiring Hugh Freeze in a million years?
This post steals the Delusional Optimism title right away from LSU

re: Auburn has fired Gene Chizik

Posted by Wahoo on 11/25/12 at 8:36 pm
BOOOM. :bow: :dude: :rotflmao:
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More for us to throw down the stairs.


If that actually happened, the thrown Bama fan would be softly caught within two yards and returned to their seat.

Eta: by another Bama fan, obvs

re: Hubert Owens is the referee

Posted by Wahoo on 11/3/12 at 2:42 am
Ron Cherry of the acc is the "giving him the business" guy, i always thought.
Opponents' Total D rankings to date:

LSU: Florida (6)
Bama: Michigan (9)
LSU: USCe (13)
Bama: Western Ky. (18)
Bama: Missouri (25)
Bama: Miss. State (28)
Bama: Ole Miss (47)
LSU: A&M (55)
LSU: Washington (57)
LSU: N. Texas (66)
Bama: Fla. Atlantic (74)
Bama: Arkansas (86)
LSU: Auburn (95)
Bama: UT (99)
LSU: Idaho (119)
LSU: Towson (FCS)

Shouldn't the two teams' offensive stats be more similar to one another?

eta: SOURCE

Last AU offensive play

Posted by Wahoo on 10/20/12 at 3:05 pm
On the bomb thrown out of bounds, it wouldn't have counted even if an Aub had caught it for a TD. Why not? The refs called ineligible receiver downfield. Why? Because AU started the play with ALL 4 RECEIVERS ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE. None were set back from the line. Which means that the two slot WRs were covered up and ineligible. Yet they went out on patterns like it was how they drew it up. I'm certainly no OC, but I know that rule, yet Loeffler evidently drew up a play where two of the four WRs are by design ineligible and has them run pass patterns. Inexplicable.

re: Phillip Sims transferring to Virginia.

Posted by Wahoo on 4/30/12 at 3:47 pm
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Wow, thats got to make some Tide fans nervous that your team is one concussion, ankle strain, hamsting pull, etc...away from a redshirt freshman playing.


I bet AU fans were nervous in 2010 when their eventual national championship team was one concussion, ankle strain, etc. away from being 4-8.

re: Biggest SEC Busts??

Posted by Wahoo on 1/18/12 at 1:50 pm
Not SEC, but Fred Rouse of FSU was the biggest bust in the history of history, plus maybe the most arrogant to boot.

Truth about what happened on Nov. 5

Posted by Wahoo on 1/13/12 at 2:07 am
I'm hearing that Cade Foster and Jeremy Shelley got into a tickle fight in the shower before the game. You've seen Shelley's hair, you know he's shampooing that mane 3-4 times a day, so yeah, he was showering before the game. Anyway, they both slipped and broke multiple toenails, which totally threw off their kicking.

Oh, and Michael Williams lost his right hand in a freak bandsaw accident the Thursday before the game and was playing with a quickly-developed prosthetic. Had he been playing with both of his hands or had had more time to get used to the prosthetic hand, he would've held onto the ball that Reid yanked out.

Anyway, we all know that was not the real Foster/Shelley/Williams on November 5 that we had seen the rest of the year, and now you know the rest of the story.

re: Saban is making us quit

Posted by Wahoo on 1/13/12 at 12:39 am
This is some heavy delayed meltdown material. Cheers from Illuminati HQ!


"all i know is, bama is at the bottom of it. Call me crazzy, ban me, send me to the loony bin. I don't care. The REC, alabama ADMIN and SABAN was NOT going to lose to gooffy MILES, three TIMES in a row and have the most historical season in college football and let the sole power of the sec reside in BATON ROUGE.

It was decieded LONG ago that we were NOT going to WIN that GAME.

frick BAMA, TTOWN, the REC, SEC, ESPN and mark EMMERETT. The spreadsheet of all our failures they put up on the screen during the bcscg was a nice touch. Offering scholorships to recruits girlfriends and family members and other members of comunities is nice also. frick bama again and again with a AIDS DICK" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: