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re: Ryan Mallet

Posted by toonces must go on 11/27/09 at 10:28 am
I'm sure this topic was beaten to death, resurrected, shot, turned into a Frankenstein monster and then chased off a cliff back in 2008; but I am asking anyway because I am a true ranter. Did we have any chance getting him after he left Michigan? The Les/Big M connection must have had him on ou...

re: Interesting QB Statistics

Posted by toonces must go on 10/26/09 at 5:04 pm
[quote]What am I saying is that a quarterback with Jefferson's level of ability can beat Bama; in fact, he almost did.[/quote] +1 for the valiant attempt at introducing logic to the rant. "But Jefferson and Crompton are two different people....." (ranter head explodes)...
LSU/Tulane ~1991... A male cheerleader for Tulane ran the perimeter of the field with the Tulane flag. I became a lifelong Tiger fan when I watched the LSU student section cover him and the flag in nacho cheese and bourbon. Also, getting to sing "Assholes, Assholes" at pregame and chanting "Bul...

online map for tailgaiting

Posted by toonces must go on 10/16/09 at 12:12 pm
[link=(http://gamedaymap.com/home)]LINK[/link] Yes, it appears this is only for the Webels as of now. I'm sure an LSU rollout would be sped up if there's enough requests. This would make an awesome Android/iPhone app!...
:rotflmao: [quote]If LSU coaches would have taught him properly, he could have potentially started for a National Championship Offensive Li......of wait, frick, never mind.[/quote]...
Doesn't apply to my broke self; I scrounge tickets out of the gutter. I replied to give you props for your handle; there's alot of pain in those three words... My father and his brothers all look at the ground and shake their heads whenever he comes up....
[quote]I feel bad for Benton. I hope he lights us up.[/quote] First he's got to get through his Home Economics seminar without raping any of the sorority girls....
And it's not like Bastrop High is a school for the gifted and talented; if Benton was struggling there he had zero shot of handling a full courseload at a school with an average ACT of 26 for its incoming freshmen class and committing ~40-hours/week to SEC football. No offense intended to any Ram...
He probably shite himself when he heard Randle was coming... Bama's getting our sloppy seconds; and Auburn's getting our 2006 has-beens....
[quote]My guess is a board room for a medical company....200k+ a year probably. Poor guy.[/quote] +1 Andrew Hatch did what he could with what he had. I wish him the best....
Is there a central thread on who's declaring for the draft?...
[quote]F that. I want Florida to win. SEC back-to-back-to-back NCs.[/quote]+1 SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC!...
[quote]The first & only non-Texas school to be able to pull this off!! [/quote] +1...
major props for the bandwagon .gif [quote]I will be on the Gator for this Saturday.[/quote]...
[quote]I remember when I was a kid at tiger stadium getting doused in whiskey and coke that people were just tossing into the air.[/quote] Reminds of the Col. Bill Kilgore quote from [i]Apocalypse Now[/i]: [quote]...smells like, like [b]victory[/b]...[/quote] Every boy should know what it's li...
Thank you, sir, for reminding me why I love LSU, and putting any hard feelings we all may have about a winning season into perspective. ...

re: Les Miles is a GREAT Coach

Posted by toonces must go on 11/10/08 at 9:41 am
[quote]Think about this: When Coach Miles cut Ryan Perriloux, he knew what was behind him. Yet, he did it anyway for the sake of the program. Few coaches with a top 5 team would have done that. If he had kept RP, LSU would likely be 8-1 right now and would be in the top 5 and in serious discussion f...

re: cringe moment on campus today

Posted by toonces must go on 10/24/08 at 12:05 pm
[quote]NO VIAGRA NEEDED at 60[/quote] Sir, You are an inspiration....

re: Flyby Status?

Posted by toonces must go on 10/24/08 at 11:56 am
+7 meauxjeaux2 Getting on this board is like the scene in Fight Club when everywhere Ed Norton goes, somebody there is in a fight club. You rock, meauxjeaux2!...