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So how are you supposed to fire a rifle?

Penis cannon. Duh
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Yeah, and these two countries are probably crazy and stupid enough to actually use them.

Yeah, well, what would be the endgame strategy? Destroying both economies and causing massive deaths? Chaos would reign in both nations and no one would win. Not gonna happen.
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$400 for a woodworking hand plane.

That's an awful lot for a hand job.
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Why would he even mention that?

Because he knew idiot LSU fans wouldn't get hyperbole and ask this question on Tigerdroppings.
When are they going to be listed on Ebay? I want the cats.

re: Finley in Tranfer Portal Again

Posted by Enadious on 4/25/25 at 6:20 pm
It beats working at McDonald's for 10 50 and hour!
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You think that sending someone to a foreign prison for vandalizing a car is a process you want to get started in this country?

Yes, and for car theft and ID theft. I have no use for people like this.

re: 900 year prophecy on the Pope

Posted by Enadious on 4/24/25 at 8:13 am
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Fanning the flames is the eerie fact that there are currently nine frontrunners to succeed Pope Francis — and three of them are named Peter.

Even more dynamic, all nine have a peter.
Man, I'm glad Augie held back....
I live 10 minutes from the airport. If I call, I don't think they'll come
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Edit: Worked like a charm.

I bet you a million dollars you didn't say RALLY POSSUM x 3. It's your fault we lost
Say it three times and we win!
They should pray to the God and Father of Jesus Christ. Jesus is not equal to the Father. There is no Trinity. The Holy Spirit is not a person.:

Romans 15:6 – “so that you may glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ with one mind and one voice.”

2 Corinthians 1:3 – “Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and the God of all comfort.”

Ephesians 1:3 – “Blessed is the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us with every spiritual blessing in the heavens in Christ.”

1 Peter 1:3 – “Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. Because of his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead.”

I like the offensive Braswell.

Posted by Enadious on 4/18/25 at 7:38 pm
Always gives you the thumb up after getting on base! I like that.
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Who, what agency, what brain trust could possibly think planting a passport and claiming it survived a plane crash like was a good idea? Mind boggling!

Did you ever consider it was part of Bin Laden's plan to implicate Saudi Arabia? All of the terrorists were Saudis--by design. It was one of Bin Laden's boys, not our government, who placed the passport at the scene. But I doubt you considered that simple explanation, and only look for some wild arse shite to rather belive.
Death comes in 3s. I guess Blink Hummingbird and Twitch Bluejay are next...
I'm 66 and just started noticing knee pain when I get off the toilet. I've had minor low back pain all my life if I overdo something. That's about it
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Imagine paying a lot of money to attend a concert

I'll never have that problem in my life
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He's left handed, but using a right handed hammer

And, a right handed nail. What a putz!
I think it's called scromiting. Too much weed for some had horrible consequences