
Burnt Corn
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
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| Number of Posts: | 61 |
| Registered on: | 3/18/2026 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: It’s gonna take the full Rant being behind bama
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 11:00 pm to JamalMurry27
re: tPear became tFatBastard
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 8:31 pm to StrongOffer
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You should start another thread. We’re all laughing at you
Everyone is laughing at how fat Will Wade is and how he gives off "please, mistress, kick me in the balls again" vibes.
re: tPear became tFatBastard
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 8:13 pm to Summer of Jimbo
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Damn
The players at NC State used to joke with him that his head wouldn't fit through the basketball goal if they ripped it off his shoulders and shot it.
re: tPear became tFatBastard
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 8:09 pm to ColoradoAg
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TPear has multiple chins now.
His head weight is 53 pounds.

re: tPear became tFatBastard
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 8:02 pm to AHM21
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The joke here is the program shared this image with no shame.
National champion? No.
Final four? No.
Elite eight? No.
Fat as frick? Well, yeah. We win!
You can almost see the Wilford Brimley diabeetus oozing out of his enormous face.
re: Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:57 pm to Dr Jekyll
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The Liberace guy is a real life pedo. Not even kidding.
So is Shia LeBeouf's father, on the registry, so I guess it's a Cajun thing 'dat dey do.
re: tPear became tFatBastard
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:54 pm to AHM21
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I can’t help that LSU is home of the tism kings
That fat bastard is trying to hide his neck fat.
re: Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:50 pm to That LSU Guy
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Great thread, altie.
Back in the day, your mom was a great piece of arse. You are good with me.
re: Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:49 pm to Dr Jekyll
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He is running around in league with the Liberace pedo. He thinks Liberace is a LSU fan.
And they seem upset that I made another post about the coonass Shia LaBeouf, whose father is an actual pedophile Cajun professional clown.
re: Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:39 pm to Sun God
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Unless you’re ColoradoAg
It was merely a weird coincidence that the secondary LSU mascot named Sidewalk Tiger, because he is mostly on the sidewalk greeting fans, has a poster here that thinks every time someone mentions Sidewalk Tiger they are talking about him.
It's like a poster named Roll Tide thinking every time someone says Roll Tide, they are talking about him.
re: Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:24 pm to SidewalkTiger
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It appears as though I've gotten under this tard's skin. I did not stick my finger in his booty, though.
What? This isn't about you; you aren't the main character.
Sidewalk Tiger made an appearance with Kiffin at Mardi Gras
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:19 pm
Since Mike the Tiger will kill people, LSU has recently been using Sidewalk Tiger for public appearances of their various coaches.
Sidewalk Tiger is retarded and his teeth can't puncture the skin; he's a lovable retard that the kids ride and old women take pictures with.
In many ways, he has a better life than Mike the Tiger so, good for him.

Sidewalk Tiger is retarded and his teeth can't puncture the skin; he's a lovable retard that the kids ride and old women take pictures with.
In many ways, he has a better life than Mike the Tiger so, good for him.

re: “Enjoy the gumbo, you fat fking”
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 7:06 pm to AHM21
:lol: For anyone that couldn't quite make out the whole sentence it was:
Enjoy the gumbo, you fat fricking PEAR!
Enjoy the gumbo, you fat fricking PEAR!
re: Effeminate male Lane Kiffin tells LSU fans to pump the brakes for next year
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 6:21 pm to Summer of Jimbo
After the press conference, reminiscent of Kelly's fake accent fiasco, Kiffin was heard in a raised voice saying to someone in the hallway with a coonass vocabulary:
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Deeze coonasses think dis' is Alabama or sumthen. I got new for 'dem, it ain't, and I ain't no Nicks Sabans. They better remanufactor 'dat expaactations.
re: Did Will Wade Dodge a Bullet in the Adidas Scandal?
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/26/26 at 5:00 pm to captdalton
You've successfully made a code output generator melt to the fricking mainframe.
That's funny.
That's funny.
re: Oh my God! It's Happening! Afternoon Update Inside
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/25/26 at 4:42 pm to TigerLunatik
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Another one that is impeared and pearalyzed.
Triggered?
re: Oh my God! It's Happening! Afternoon Update Inside
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/25/26 at 4:30 pm to lsudave1
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- Kiffin won 10-11 games a year at fricking Ole Miss over a 5 year period. No one has ever done that.
But he never won anything of note, just slightly more games than previous Ole Miss coaches.
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- Outside of his first year here (where we damn near made the NCAAT), Wade never finished below 3rd in the SEC and had a 60+% win percentage here, including a conference title. He has brought 5 different schools to the NCAAT and he's not even 45 years old yet.
He's not a high level winner though, just like Kiffin. They both do just enough to get by and will never really amount to much. One has the mind of a child, dresses like a teenager, and dates freshman teen college girls, and one looks like a piece of fruit.
re: Oh my God! It's Happening! Afternoon Update Inside
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/25/26 at 3:57 pm to TigerLunatik
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I will be honest here, that is part of what I love and it's why I like Lane Kiffin now more than I did when he was hired. I absolutely love that hate. I loved that Wade's teams were looked at as the bad guy.
Of course you love the the hate. You are an attention whore and for whores, any kind of attention is good.
Whores just want to be acknowledged and have the spotlight on them. With a whore, you can beat them or love them; it doesn't matter as long as you are focused on them.
The coaches can be losers that have never accomplished hardly anything at all, like Kiffin and Wade, but as long as they are getting attention the attention whore fans will be happy.
re: LSU clearly doesn't have the money to buyout McMahon
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/25/26 at 3:41 pm to SECCaptain
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It's clear they're willing to commit a very large percentage that money towards subsidizing athletics. They have absolutely no credibility/integrity as an institution of higher learning at this point
The garbage cans are new but, all the books are from the 50's and 60's. Priorities.
re: GOAT Dawn Staley Another Sweet 16
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/25/26 at 1:24 am to SOSFAN
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You seem like a moron that is intellectually deficit and unable to understand context. I've pointed out that I didn't like her political views while also pointing out her positive attributes.
You can't seem to grasp what I am fairly straightforwardly contextualizing for you.
You didn't agree with what the Klan stood for, and still does stand for, politically. On the other hand, you can empathize with them on a personal level, individually, and clearly recognize and fully support their positive attributes.
re: GOAT Dawn Staley Another Sweet 16
Posted by Burnt Corn on 3/24/26 at 11:46 pm to SOSFAN
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Never used it as a crutch used it to explain my hatred of racism and she has never been racist to me. She also does great things for the youth in Columbia. There has only been 1 person Earth that was perfect.
Im only speaking of her coaching abilities as to why she is the best.
You seem like a racist lowlife lecturing the board on why it's okay to be a racist too as long as you help children.
The second iteration of the Klan in the 1920's was heavily involved in providing food and clothing to needy families and children. Other than regular Klan stuff, helping the needy was just about all they did.
They were helping poor white families and children just like Dawn Staley is, according to you, helping poor black children.
Are you a Klucker?
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