Super Bama Man Fan
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| Registered on: | 1/8/2026 |
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re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 3:27 pm to Houag80
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Sonny, I would give your wife a memory she'd never forget. And then I would do your mom.
Not without Viagra and a double dose of blood pressure medicine you wouldn't.
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re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 3:25 pm to Houag80
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Post less or at least less bullshite. I remember projects and details of same from over 30 years ago.
How can you be sure you are really remembering things from that long ago if you are over 60? Maybe you just imagine you are remembering correctly from that long ago but, in reality, you are just thinking of stuff that happened last week or something.
re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 3:22 pm to Imber
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I wonder if he can remember how many times he’s been banned in the last six years.
You old-time geezers are funny; I'll give you that.
According to the Senior Center Centenarians here, everyone who didn't join the board 20 years ago is a dastardly, duplicitous, despicable, deceptive, degenerate trying to sneak into the old folks home without proper credentials to steal the home-made cookies.
re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 3:06 pm to Wolfhound45
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Main account has long since been banned.
Whoa, whoa, I did not mean to get the Ancient Greybeard Brigade of SEC Rant angry at me. Every time a new poster makes a post, it's got to be someone else according to the Elderly Eunuchs Of SEC Rant. It's just like everything else when you old frickers get old; it's a conspiracy.
I guess I'm lucky that none of the old-time enforcers here will likely even remember this conversation by tomorrow.
re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 3:04 pm to Lonnie Utah
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Are you sure?
So do 59 year Olds remember past 6 years ago and on their 60th birthday forget it all? How does that work?
I'm no scientist; I don't know exactly. I'm just going off the results of the study. I do know that 'Lil Do-Do doesn't remember anything past 6 years, so that is a pretty good indicator that the study is on to something.
re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:58 pm to Lonnie Utah
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I can remember things from 50+ years ago like they were yesterday.
That's great. You likely are not over 60 years old though.
re: People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:55 pm to Houag80
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It's horseshite.
I don't think so. I work with a man from New Iberia, Lousiana, who is 65. He is the janitor and loves LSU football. His nickname is 'Lil Do-Do.
'Lil Do-Do can remember the 2020 LSU NC game, but not the 2019 season. Now I know he remembers the actual NC game because it was in Jan. of 2020.
But, all the games in 2019, he has no recollection of at all. We always say "you're crazy 'Lil Do-Do, you are crazy".
Now I know it's just part of growing older and 'Lil Do-Do may not be crazy after all.
People over 60 can't remember things past 6 years
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:41 pm
I just read a study in the AAAS Science Journal in which over 500 elderly participants, in Norway, were tested for memory retention.
The surprising results were that individuals who were 60 years of age or older had absolutely no ability to remember anything at all past a time-frame of 6 years.
This means that almost 100% of LSU posters on this board can no longer even remember the best season of football on Planet Earth that LSU had in 2019.
How sad is that?
The surprising results were that individuals who were 60 years of age or older had absolutely no ability to remember anything at all past a time-frame of 6 years.
This means that almost 100% of LSU posters on this board can no longer even remember the best season of football on Planet Earth that LSU had in 2019.
How sad is that?
re: Unbiased Mount Rushmore of SEC head coaches...
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:27 pm to FearlessFreep
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Saban >>>>>>> Bryant
Bryant had tons of advantages that Saban never enjoyed, but never had that 16 year run of excellence from 2008-2023
I don't think so. Bryant accomplished greatness before integration. Just imagine what he could have done if black players had ever played on any of his teams.
Bryant had to work a lot harder than Saban to achieve his success.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:09 pm to captainFid
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Wait, what... That's not real?
It is real. These people just can't face reality is what it is.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 2:08 pm to John somers
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look at the pic.
I could find hotter and tighter chicks walking down the street in baton rouge. These skanks are blubbery.
Most cheerleaders are only about 4'10" tall, at the most.
It's kind of hard to be stick thin at that height or they would weigh about 70 pounds. They have to have some meat on their bones to actually live and survive.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 1:09 am to Havoc
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Lame as frick
I thought LSU fans would like it. It wasn't anything horrible.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/11/26 at 1:00 am to Imber
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Christ how many times does Altie have to get banned before someone bans his IP address?
First of all, I'm not Altie. Does that help explain things? Secondly, how in the hell can someone be banned and then come back and post again?
The owners of the site would know right away if someone even tried to do that and it wouldn't work anyway.
re: Why is nobody talking about Alabama’s 2020 team?
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 7:13 pm to Trumansfangs
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Lol good stuff with the image friend !
Angry, jealous troll threads like this one often backfire, but at least the folks here with a sense of humor can share a laugh.
Thanks. The original poster seems to be too stupid to actually have a conversation with so, I figured, why not just talk about Elton Joe.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 6:38 pm to Wishbone85
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Interesting I just assumed he was gay
You are thinking about LSU's #1 QB of all time ever in world history, Joe Burrow, not Kiffin.
re: Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 6:35 pm to Murph4HOF
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In the era of AI slop, I appreciate a shitty photoshop.
Coaches have always taken photos with cheerleaders but, we all know Kiffin should not be around them. It's a recipe for disaster.
Kiffin Must Be Stopped NOW
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 6:23 pm
Before it is too late. Try to reign him in LSU fans; he is on the prowl again.
re: Why is nobody talking about Alabama’s 2020 team?
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 5:34 pm to NFLSU
Burrow was pretty good, no doubt. But better than Mendoza? I think Burrow said it best himself when he said "Don't Go Breaking My Heart".
re: Burrow was always special and different
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 4:22 pm to SEC Doctor
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These dumb Gump alters are ruining this board.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a coonass will never hurt me.
re: Burrow was always special and different
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 3:34 pm to Great Plains Drifter
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Joe’s final season at LSU was without peer but his NFL career so far has been like a Candle in the Wind.
He probably wishes he could follow "The Yellow Brick Road" right back to Baton Rouge.
re: Burrow was always special and different
Posted by Super Bama Man Fan on 1/10/26 at 2:07 pm to BigEasy92
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These stats aren’t even comparable.
Mendoza will be in a similar situation Burrow is in soon. Play for a shite NFL team with little to no help.
But, overall, Mendoza is a better player and QB. One got the feeling that Burrow wasn't really reliable or dependable or even that interested in football.
Burrow leaned more towards fashion.
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