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Everyone's having fun kicking lsu while yall are down, but dont let anyone kid you, its a great job and there are only a very small handful of better ones out there. Culture like no one else, and a fanbase unlike any other....keep yalls chin up...it'll work out.


Are you about to suck that tiger dick in front of the whole board?
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Why would a many coach attempt to be head coach at LSU knowing that if he loses a few games he will be fired and tared and feathered by the fanbase? frick that


Not many good ones would consider it. Add to what you mentioned, the fact that now their fans are essentially the morality police.

No dating, no going out to eat, no going swimming, no watching movies with a woman, no smiling or laughing during game weeks, no having an alcoholic drink, no sex ever because it distracts from the team, etc...

These things very quickly turn into gossip among the LSU fans about how the coach is picking up hookers, doing drugs, dealing drugs, drinking like a fish, having various people off the street coming in to coach practices, doesn't care about or "love" the fans or the team, and on and on and on.

They are brutal on their coaches and want to micromanage "Karen" the frick out of every aspect of the lives of whoever is unfortunate enough to accept the job.
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I generally feel sorry for posters who have been banned numerous times and keep coming back under new alters. I find myself wondering how pathetic their lives must be.


That does seem sort of sad. Are you talking about roughly 77 percent of board participants that have multiple accounts?

I bet it is because of overzealous moderation forcing innocent, upstanding, morally upright, leading citizens of their community, who have pristine reputations and give to charity regularly while also helping the elderly in their families and at nursing homes, to create new usernames for no good reason.

Have you ever thought of that or do you only think of yourself?
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tell you the truth, i kinda feel sorry for YOU.


Instead of feeling sorry for me, why not step up to the plate and suck a tiger dick?
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So a handful of posts represent the hundreds of LSU fans in this site?

Sorry, I don't see it.


It's not a handful; I only posted a handful.

The entire TigerRant board is inundated with longing and hoping and praying that Saban comes back in some form, if only for a moment, to right that ship and get things back to like he used to have it.

All in all, the great majority of LSU fans are pinning their hopes and dreams on Saban, their great lost love, to come back home to them.
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Just anecdotally, I’m a teacher in TX, none of the kids I teach are SEC fans or really even football fans for the most part.

Every year when I’m teaching about Egypt and I bring up how the Pharaohs generally married their cousins or even sisters, they all go “Sweet home Alabama”.

Just a little FYI for the next time you want to call someone backwards


I agree, your students seem like backward idiots. I guess they didn't drop far from the teacher.
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You can if you win. He gave up 623 yards to KJ Costello at home. It’s the same with Kelly getting fired. The team is bad and the coach doesn’t seem to give a shite. They yell till their red in the face and the team shows up on Saturday looking like shite.


Did any LSU fans ever find out, for sure, if Kelly had sex with his wife, Paqui, the night before the A&M game? I read on Tiger Rant where several of them were trying to find out if Kelly disregarded his job, and LSU, totally and had sex either the day of or the day before the game.

If it's true, he clearly didn't care about LSU football. :lol:
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Going publicly out with chicks the day before the UCLA game then getting stomped by chip Kelly is more where I was going. The dude kept himself in the public eye as the team failed. It’s not a stretch to say that he wasn’t putting in the same effort after the 2019 title.


And now a coach can't go out on a date before a game? Wow! I had no idea coonasses were such prudes. It seems most of you are deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having a good time.

Most of you would fit in just perfectly with the purges that 16th and 17th Puritans conducted to purge the Church of England of Roman Catholicism.

Even small displays of affection in public, like kissing your own wife, resulted in severe public punishment. Louisiana is now the center of moral righteousness in our nation.

Make sure to let the next coach know that taking a wife or girlfriend out to eat, or sleeping over, is strictly forbidden the day before a game. Any sex, with wife or girlfriend the day before a game is not only a fireable offense, but possibly a criminal offense.

Maybe LSU coud hire a monk to be coach. Maybe that would satisfy the new requirements.
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Then he turned into a 16 year old immature child with a pussy, cocaine and booze habit that took over his life.


Oh boy, the tall tales keep growing don't they. Add cocaine and booze now to the 30 or 40 hookers that would come and hang out on the sidelines of every game and practice. :lol:

What about the ice, heroin, benzos, GHB, and ketamine he was dealing on the side to make a little extra spending money?
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If O wouldn’t have fell apart at the seams he would still be here. He got lazy and complacent after 2019, then the wife situation really screwed him up. He had girlfriends showing up at practice, recruiting dropped off a cliff.


What is wrong with all of you? Wives of coaches, all across the nation, show up at practices all the time also.

I swear to God, sometimes it feels like half the people that post on these boards are virgins and have not ever been associated with any women.

And exactly why would recruiting drop off a cliff if a girlfriend showed up at practice every now and then? Let me guess, in your mind, football players are afraid of women like you seem to be?
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Les Miles had plenty of GFs when he won a title. Had a wife too. He didn’t let them get in the way.


Neither did Oregon. None of that shite about the children of his girlfriend conducting practices is true. That's just some bullshite cooked up online, repeated ad-nauseam, and accepted as truth now by ignorant LSU fans.

Many actual LSU players have discounted the rumors that Oregon relegated practices to children of girlfriends. That was a stupid one that was gobbled up by the faithful.

He and a good friend took a selfie together and posted it, so what? What's the big deal about that?

Oooh, then there was an image of him in a pool with a girlfriend and now that has morphed into his hiring hookers to hang out with at the pool instead of practicing with the team.

Also, the completely unverified supposed encounter with a booster's wife at a gas station. Give me a break. That is just as untrue as the rest of the ginned up gossip after he was fired.

You frickers disgust me. All of you deserve whatever you get.
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Geez dude - that’s a lot of effort in your attempt to make fun of LSU.

It’s always funny how we all stereotype well over 100,000 people of various fan bases based on the internet posts of a few.


I admit, it took about 20 minutes. It was going to be much more but, it started to feel like the pickings were just too easy and LSU fans genuinely had some mental issues.

What started as a fun thing to do, turned out to be depressing.
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It’s just weird not seeing them say BK is awesome anymore. They were in denial for so long.


I know. Last thing I heard, before just recently, Kelly was their savior and had the highest winning percentage of any active coach, understood them and their culture, just needed some time, the players were young, and he was genuinely part of their famulee.

One brain bashing beating by A&M and they bug out and head for the shelters.
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Not ALL LSU fans are whining crybabies with an abandonment complex.



I don't suppose so. But, almost all of them are.
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Eh, everyone wanted O to stay for a long time, and we all wish he were still the coach. But pretty much everyone agrees that he had to go, that’s how bad things went for him less than 2 years after a natty. The RTWFY speech felt like him taking over college football and then 2020 Moo State happened


So bad? WTF? A man can't have a girlfriend or two? Don't look for a single man to take the LSU job, they don't go for that down on the bayou.
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Only a dumb Lsu fan( and there are many) that still believe that Orgeron should be coach. Deep down even they know the reasons why he was fired and the reasons that he needed to be fired.


Big fricking deal. He had a few girlfriends after getting a divorce. Is the homosexual contingent so strong at LSU and among fans that this is not allowed?

The nonsense about girlfriends coaching the team, etc... are just jealous fabrications meant to get him fired. None of that ever happened.

Next thing you know, LSU "insiders" will be telling everyone that he was fired for jogging around campus with no shirt on while trying to stay in shape.

Who would have ever thought Baton Rouge, LSU, and their nasty cohort of uncivilized fans would be the leading hotbed of puritanism in the United States.
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The dude fired himself. He won a Natty and gave up. His girlfriend's kids were running practice while O was sipping Mai Tai's at the pool with his hooker.


All of this were lies spread by the admin and people like you to get poor Ed Oregon fired because he made the people of Louisiana look stupid and uneducated.

Looking at and listening to Oregon was like looking in a mirror and they couldn't stand it.

It's all a lie

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It is natural to feel sorry for retarded people


I suppose so.

The dislike I felt for LSU fans kind of just melted away as I scrolled through page after page of responses like this and worse.

I originally started this thread as a gotcha thread to make them look like the silly, backwards, ignorant, dumb as rocks coonasses that we all think of them as.

But, gradually, a feeling of sorrow overcame me as I saw their responses and their hopes and dreams out on the screen.

I never knew just how deeply Saban harmed them. It is bad and the wounds have not healed, at all. There could have been a thousand or more screengrabs in this thread but, what's the point in piling on?

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got em, we frickin got em.


It was easy.
I will post just a handful of these examples of sadness. There are so many hundreds and hundreds and hundreds more of them.

But, as I started copying them over and over, a weird feeling of pity overcame me and I started to feel guilty about what I was doing.

It started to become clear that most LSU fans are just regular people who are pathetically sad and helpless and not retarded idiots like I've always thought.