Lou Loomis
| Favorite team: | |
| Location: | A pond. Ponds good for you. |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Leeds United |
| Occupation: | Kung Fu instructor |
| Number of Posts: | 1619 |
| Registered on: | 3/9/2025 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: New Mother Killed in Apparent Murder-Suicide Inside Birmingham Area Hospital
Posted by Lou Loomis on 3/2/26 at 6:43 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
He was just really stressed about how he was going to pay the hospital bill and still take care of his new baby and mother. The thought of getting a third job and still going to night school was just too much for him.
re: Property tax
Posted by Lou Loomis on 3/1/26 at 6:58 pm to Chris89
It’s straight up theft. It’s paid for and the government can still take it if you don’t pay your measly few grand every year. It’s just the government’s way of letting you know you’re a peon and you never truly own anything. You’re just a slave to the state. It just disgusts me. At least where I live you can be exempt if you’re over 65. How generous of the Proletariat!
re: Gilmore Girls = hottest mother/daughter combo in history?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 3/1/26 at 12:34 pm to lsutigersFTW
Dude NO! That oldest daughter in Modern Family is not cute. Just weird looking. Now the mom, I would do 5-10 years for things I would do to her.
re: What does your IQ have to be to work at the USPS?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 3/1/26 at 9:38 am to mailman85
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I'm a Mailman
Karl? Karl Malone is that you?
re: What does your IQ have to be to work at the USPS?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 3/1/26 at 7:13 am to TechDawg2007
It definitely has to be in the 3 digits.
—BLK
—BLK
re: Two people rescued after hot air balloon collides with tower
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 10:06 pm to Jim Rockford
Not a chance I would ever go up in one of those. I don’t understand what makes people do it.
re: Archeologists in Texas found 2 near perfect Native American San Gabriel blades
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 10:02 pm to Tree_Fall
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Good reason to be doubtful
This is fake. Somebody made some replicas and buried them. These dorks got played.
re: Happy 50th Birthday to Ali Larter
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 8:01 pm to grizzlylongcut
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Taylor Sheridan is absolutely god awful at writing women characters.
He’s pretty bad period. Word is, he locks himself in a room and writes by himself and won’t let anybody watch. Dude is writing by ChatGPT 100%.
re: Be careful everybody out on the highway quick story that happened to me earlier
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 7:58 pm to R11
That’s what you get for helping people.
re: FedEx can EAD
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 7:57 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Ahh, anecdotal stories about why companies suck in entirety. I can’t get enough of these. Are there any more companies who in your opinion should “eat a weiner”?
re: A visit to Sears with Mom in 1977
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 2:47 pm to The Truth 34
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Look at all those white people
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Back in simpler times
These are synonymous.
re: A visit to Sears with Mom in 1977
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/28/26 at 2:44 pm to The Truth 34
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re: Apparently, there are lewd photos of the former DeRidder Mayor
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 10:10 pm to Dee_oh_Dee
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making $450000/yr.
My response was to the gold digger comment. It’s s not enough money for a gold digger to go after or make you an “important” member of the community. It’s a decent living but I guess in DeRidder it probably makes you Elon Musk.
re: The son of a Ukrainian crime boss was kidnapped tortured killed over his dads crimes
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 9:02 pm to EastWestConnection
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glad my dad was a congressman instead of a social mafia boss
Worse than a mafia boss. You should be embarrassed to say your dad was a congressman. Especially if he was a Democrat. There’s something inherently wrong with you if you are a politician. You’re phony, plastic, narcissistic and almost without exception, crooked. Not to mention owned by your big donors. There’s not a genuine bone in anybody who is a congressman. But you probably already knew that about your dad. And don’t say he was one of the good ones. Because there aren’t any.
re: Amanda Seyfried wore a ‘prosthetic butthole’ for new movie
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 4:49 pm to Strannix
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Lol I forget I'm on the simp board
I don’t think you know the meaning of this word because it certainly doesn’t make any sense in this context. So pot, meet kettle.
And just to add.. she’s a very attractive woman.
re: Apparently, there are lewd photos of the former DeRidder Mayor
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 9:55 am to tide06
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If you’re a believer in Maslow and his hierarchy of needs it might make sense
Or the simpler, more accurate reason.. social media fricks these women up. Snapchat and TikTok literally warp their little pea brains.
re: Apparently, there are lewd photos of the former DeRidder Mayor
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 9:53 am to Blue Jay Friend
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So she's a gold digging arse floozie, huh? Shocking...
Yeah..she’s going after that insurance agent money. He must knock back thousands per year! Hope he had her sign a pre-nup!
re: Apparently, there are lewd photos of the former DeRidder Mayor
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/27/26 at 9:48 am to stout
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well-known and very respected family in DeRidder. He took over his dad's Allstate office
Just like the Kennedy’s.
re: Shia Labeouf arrested in Nola today
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/26/26 at 11:08 pm to Proximo
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Could be a case where someone antagonized him
The only video i saw was of him getting his arse kicked by a black guy. Did the guy claim he said the unthinkable and inexcusable? So the cops determined the guy was within his rights to beat the snot out of him? After all, you can do anything if someone call you the worst word in the history of worrrrds.
re: What Were You Doing On A Friday Night In High School?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/26/26 at 8:50 pm to BOSCEAUX
At least we have learned that every dude on here was the pussy slaying, hard partying, law breaking, authority defying, Friday night lights hero who did whatever the hell he wanted and didn’t take shite from anyone, absolute king of the fricking world when they were 17.
And all the girls were trashy skanks.
That about sums up this site.
When, in truth, most of the dudes on here were going to bed early on Friday nights so they could be well rested for their big chess tournament on Saturday.
And all the girls were trashy skanks.
That about sums up this site.
When, in truth, most of the dudes on here were going to bed early on Friday nights so they could be well rested for their big chess tournament on Saturday.
re: What Were You Doing On A Friday Night In High School?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 2/26/26 at 8:43 pm to STigers
Why the hell has every person answered this question like it was… what did you do on Friday nights while in high school during the fall HS football season and more specifically between September 1st and the exact moment the last state championship game concluded in the Superdome. There are 8-9 more months in a year.
WTF?
WTF?
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