trekoni

Boy, you’re sittin there talkin out both sides of your mouth like you’re readin off the back of a Bass Pro flyer. First off, 5.56 and .223 ain’t the same dang thing pressures, chamber specs, twist rates, all different. You can run .223 through a 5.56, sure, but that don’t make em identical. Second, you yappin about a .243 like it’s Thor’s hammer it’s a fast, flat-shootin round, but it ain’t puttin’ out near the energy of a .270 or a .30-06.. And if you think suppressed shots are just common military rounds, bless your little heart, cause you clearly don’t know what folks are cookin up in their reloading benches these days.

NAW NAW NAW hold uppppppp u crawdad-suckin bayou buffoon
u sayin MIZZOU don’t belong in the SEC???
BUDDY we been SEC since the first cannonball hit Fort Sumter and ole cousin Ezekiel said “hold muh possum, it’s gettin’ SERIOUS.”

Yeh ok, we “officially” joined in 2012 but spiritually???
we BEEN here since 18-forever, swingin’ at jayhawks wif a shovel and one functional boot.
we was fightin kansas in the rain wif no socks on while y’all down in Louisiana was still tryin to figure out how to spell “Geaux Tigers” without eatin the crayon.

LSU fans out here actin like SEC football some kinda fine wine.
NO.
It’s a cooler full of Busch Light(made in the lou btw), a raccoon in the bleachers, and a tattoo of General Lee on a calf the size of a chicken bucket.

Mizzou fits the SEC like gravy on a gas station biscuit.
We don’t show up loud—we show up LURKIN.
Like a Confederate ghost that smells like gasoline and wet deer jerky.

U say “nobody would notice if Mizzou left.”
Well nobody notices their appendix either ‘til it explodes and ruins Thanksgiving.
That’s us. We the appendix of the SEC.
Unwanted, unexplained, but ABSOLUTELY gonna ruin your season.

Texas?? Nah bro, that’s just an oil spill wearin shoulder pads. and a liberal hellhole that is austin
OU?? Discount Alabama.
But MIZZOU? We got kids on scholarship who can throw a hay bale 40 yards and call that offseason training.

Our mascot ain’t a tiger, he’s a spirit of vengeance summoned every time someone disrespects our BBQ or the memory of General Sterling Price.

So yeah, y’all can keep talkin trash but come November, when y’all down there cryin into your jambalaya wonderin how a team from a state shaped like a baked bean just knocked you outta bowl eligibility
just remember:
We may not BELONG here,
but we ain’t GOIN NOWHERE.

M! I! Z! you crawfish-eatin cotton-brained BOURBON SWAMP WIZARD
now git back to chokin on that gator tail and leavin voodoo curses on Nick Saban’s hair gel.

The Chiefs have played 18+ games for the past 7 years for minimal pay. Yall are a bunch of babies

Refs blocked the kick and made texans offense play like dogshit all day huh?

you should donate all your salt to local snow removal company. LOL fricking babies

that wasn't a flop though. He slowed down sure. but dude pushed him. you're all just salty bitches

Good job winning your superbowl. See you in January for your annual pounding

good game gents :cheers:

Sedalia, MO native Blake Grupe :nana: :bow: the fix is officially in

juju being wr1 this year was not on my preseason bingo card