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Auburn wanted Champion back.

I guess Nike is just ok. Big let-down AU.
Whores A'plenty,

Lot Lizards are not your friends.
Prostitution has been legal since -2000.

You gotta pay to bang, sometimes.
You literally had the Klan in 2024.

30 years is two life-generations to change.

If you can't figure out the difference between 0.01-0.010, then you have failed as a University.
I sleep 3 hours per night.

Otherwise, I am up.

Sorry, for washing your dishes.
WG_Dawg.

You were obviously brain-dead in the 90's.

Florida destroyed you year after year.

You hid your success under a rug. And hoped.

Can you call the trumpet any longer, from on high?

Tape-Measure Science needs to be taught in Tuscaloosa.

LINK

That will go far in life for your students.

Have fun over-saturating your University for profit that you will never get.

War Eagle, bitch.

FSU isn't getting into the SEC.

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 3:21 pm
We asked nicely in 1992 and they slapped our face.

We asked again in 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998 into the present.

They always called themselves the "Notre Dame of the South."

Funny how things change.

That's a giant "no" from me,

Not so "untouchable" any longer, Seminoles.

re: Clemson University

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 3:02 pm to
No expansion. But you are welcome to add them to your schedule.

North Carolina, the two Vaginas (Chapel Hill and Blacksburg) and FSU, as well.

Don't bust your belt, baw. They flirt like a teen girl in middle school with the Big-10.

They add very little to this Conference and had their chance in the 90's when the ACC went from Boston to Miami. Let them live in their mistakes.

re: Metal bats in baseball?

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 2:47 pm to
You too.

And take UGA with you.

See you in the Iron Bowl. Bitch.

re: Metal bats in baseball?

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 2:40 pm to
LINK

May you ever frick yourself into eternity, as well.

I don't put up with Alabama trash.

re: Metal bats in baseball?

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 2:29 pm to
Crow Bars are better for that.

Iron is harder than Aluminum.

Mama didn't teach you well, did she?

re: New here.

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 2:18 pm to
Ran out of bananas at Wal-Mart, bamameister?
Metal pings harder, though.

Isn't that telling your kids that they are better than they actually are in the sport?

It feeds their ego.

Like giving a tennis racket to a small, 10 year old, Chinese Badminton kid.
Yella...Wood

Look in your house, barn or fence-post outside and be reminded.

I am jealous of that dude.

Metal bats in baseball?

Posted by Auburn1997PhD on 6/5/24 at 2:49 am
Shouldn't that be a Pine? With tar on the glove?

Seems weak.

Do wood, or go back to Mommy.

Goats, Sheeps, Cows

Chickens, Eggs, White Meat, Dark.

Beef Tallow, or not.

You will learn the food at Auburn.

It will take you far in life.

Can-Science with Mason-Jars is life-saving.


Horse, Cow or Ox?

An Ox stands 7 feet.

Mosse can take their cattle under your porch, but an Elk will slam the windows.

Get a cat.

All cows, no cattle.

Understand the Country.

Milk tits from a white and black and churn it into delicious butter.

You don't know the Deep South.

Beautiful Women, but you aint' Country enough..



Louisiana could probably slaughter us, but Auburn eats like Thanksgiving every day, lol.

We could use some salt and pepper,