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Utah wins the "Battle of the grossly over-ranked"!
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Mizzou is getting totally fricked by the officials in this game.

Without lube or a reach around.
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ND, IU, Miami, BYU, Texas, are all meh

Add Utah. They now have two wins against teams with winning records, powerhouses Houston and Cincinnati.
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This is the exact same thing Will Wade said about last year’s NC State squad right before he left for LSU.

That's because LSU > NC St. is to Will Wade as LSU > Ole Miss is to Lane Kiffin.

re: Expected line against Texas??

Posted by Heaphus on 10/27/26 at 8:20 pm to
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How about get through Bama first. I don’t understand how you can worry about a Texas line when we’re playing Alabama next. One game at a time folks.

Some of us can walk and chew gum, at the same time.

re: Kamario Taylor is in Baton Rouge

Posted by Heaphus on 10/16/26 at 6:28 pm to
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A walking boot is often used to stabilize the foot or lower leg as a precautionary measure. I feel like we recently had at least one, maybe two players who did this right before games they played in. One may have been Leavitt, but my memory, even short-term, is generally suspect.


Dottery for sure.

re: Can we please get a better Punter.

Posted by Heaphus on 10/11/26 at 7:57 pm to
Or, the blocks in the back.
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I thought I saw that we were first in the country in sacks..

Nah, they barely have more sacks than Princewill.

re: Top 25 poll thoughts

Posted by Heaphus on 10/4/26 at 4:41 pm to
Indiana hasn't come close to playing a team with a pulse yet.

re: Blake Baker vs Joe Sloan

Posted by Heaphus on 9/29/26 at 7:08 am to
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This. Sloan is a clipboard holder.

Sloan is calling the plays, but from Stein's playbook, not that crap he was running here.
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Sure would have been nice to have Da’Quan Wright instead of Zach Grace on the goal line late after Trey’Dez got hurt.


Why? You'd just prefer watching Leavitt miss a wide open Da'Quan Wright, instead of a wide open Zach Grace?
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Burrow at 9 is crazy

Almost as crazy as Maye at 3.
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Lexington is just as bad as BR at night

Just....NO!
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Posted by Burt Reynolds

You died back in 2018, quit posting.
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Fraternities are hiding golf balls in the stadium.

I'm the stadium? Or, did you misspell "their asses"?
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Old Misses eye to eye with us

Against a far worse team than Louisiana Tech.

re: O line off-season additions

Posted by Heaphus on 9/13/26 at 4:14 pm to
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I know, I'm gonna be honest, some of these motherfrickers are fricking low IQ as frick,

Thank you, for pointing yourself out.
I'm seeing a pattern here. The etymology of the name Portnoy must mean retard.
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Trust me Lacy will be very involved

...in gaining negative yardage.