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LSU has been putting the work in to earn this OV.


The fact that we had to put in so much work to earn an official visit with a kid from Brother Martin is a lasting testament to just how much damage the last staff caused. It’s in our backyard for crying out loud.
Pre Portal King season id have been pushing for him to the offensive line. I think the weakness there has been addressed enough to let him and Richard Anderson turn into LSU defensive legends together.
You think we invented spending money on recruits? The genie has been out of the bottle for a while now. We are just finally playing the same game as everyone else.
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Imagine bragging that some rich guys from your school have the smallest peens around and thinking it's a flex


Sorry, we are not taking opinions from feeder schools at this time.
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Were we this hated under Saban/early Les Miles?


I don’t think anyone really hated Les. He was to goofy for people to really take seriously. most people assumed he was winning in spite of himself.

re: Jordan Seatton Update - IG Live

Posted by Lightbringer1 on 1/23/26 at 7:50 pm to
Uncle making extra sure Oregon doesn’t have one final offer probably.
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It was believable until he said MSU was a finalist! ??


You don’t pay 3-4 million for a one year rental of a left tackle when the rest of your team is MIA. You pay top dollar for a tackle like that when he can put you over the top.

Miss St doesn’t make any sense as a real player.
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Glen Gilbeau



Feel like GG hatred is so universal amongst LSU fans we don’t even have to include it. Hating him is in the blood.

re: 2027 Portal Combat Banned List

Posted by Lightbringer1 on 1/22/26 at 10:43 am to
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….how’d I do for the crystallized essence of a bad Recruiting board post?


That did something bad to me. I think my mental health might have legitimately been damaged.
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Be just our luck that we drop $5 mil on this kid and he blows out his knee in first quarter of the Clemson game!


Jesus. You ok over there Debbie Downer?
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Party At LSU


Added. Good call there

2027 Portal Combat Banned List

Posted by Lightbringer1 on 1/22/26 at 9:09 am
As we go into future seasons of portal transfer madness, it might be a good idea to establish a list of things we are all done with. A way to keep a little order and sanity in a mad world. Please add to the list as you see fit and I will have it notarized and sent to The Portal King to nail to the gates of Tigerdroppings for all to see.


1.) The Poor little brothers whining about how much money we spend.
2.) fricking Uncles man.
3.) Fat, Lazy Coaches who used this place as a retirement gig.
4.) Wolfcola.
5.) “Sauces”
also a shout out to our good friend Todd Graves and Raising Canes, the Official Sponsor of the 2027 Portal Combat Banned List

6.) The Abandon Ship, It’s Over, He’s Gone declaration.
7.) Post “speaking directly to” specific recruits, players, coaches, family members like they are ever going to see it.
8.) Matt Bowers Car Dealerships.
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Sorsby and Demond I guess?


I don’t think Demond should count. I think he would have 100 percent have been playing here. The size of the buy out blew that plan up. That’s not a miss to me.
Whenever I read that a kids “uncle” is involved it is 100 percent of the time a bad thing.

All uncles should be permanently banned from college football.
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Whoever keeps posting as No3 on X or whenever needs to be hunted down and taken out behind the woodshed. This ridiculous.


I support this 100 percent! You know how many “is this true” texts I’ve gotten from my dad because of this son of a bitch?!
I don’t think we have many spots left for big time names. Or expensive names at least. Anyone else we bring in after the Prince and Seaton are probably going to be depth guys.

In my humble opinion at least. No point in doubting Lane though

re: Potential starting OL

Posted by Lightbringer1 on 1/20/26 at 9:31 am to
If Weston Davis gets any actual coaching this season, and they all mesh it’ll be pretty exciting to watch.

re: Seaton Update

Posted by Lightbringer1 on 1/20/26 at 9:01 am to
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My sauces said that Seaton was at his first class as an LSU student athlete this morning at 7:30 AM. He was seated on the front row in the Coates auditorium for Organic Chemistry!


Seaton is actually attending classes? At LSU? And on top of that , it’s a 730 Organic Chemistry class?

Sure! I’m gonna believe it’s true cause I want to damn it!