Jim Ed Love

Naw, That is the dialect here. Except in a professional setting I tend to communicate in the wrote word as I speak.

Been fixin warshed out water gaps all day and finding loose stock. Time for some redeye and catheads now.

They broke it off in ya. The red flags would have been going up on the first screw up. I would be damned if I would be eating the cost of the rebuilder problem.

There is a couple or three engine builders in Houston. One is fit to deal with and the others ain't even good parts changers. Did your old boy say anything about how the main caps and bearings looked upon tear down?

I would spend a couple hundred for a jack-legged lawyer to write a sternly written letter and go from there. If no response, go full bore.

Something ain't right. Either a meskin did not clean the bores and oil galleys after he punched the cylinder holes or the engine installer fumbled the ball. If me I'd get blood or turnip or they'd be buying new plate glass windows.

If ya have someone stand on the bed of a pickup and held the hose chest high, when you shut the pump off you can squeeze the handle and get about half a coke bottle of free gas or diesel.

Ya, he has so much wealth the convicted felon could not even make bond on appeal. He had to shop around until he cut a deal with promises made for favors after election.

When they had that pikture last year of that fat,lazy eyed Governor and that fat,big titted futball corch .

I thought--gotdam--- that's Arkansaw.

Keep clutching them pearls. Only tier one University in the State and cain't play football for shat but we got conference!

How does it feel being homecoming for your Conference brethren?

Didn't

Way over matched by a team that was maybe one play away from being in the game for the Natty as the Aggy's like to call it.

All I'm seeing is deflection on Texas.

That don't excuse that your football team ain't worth a fook. Bike rider ain't gonna be the salvation that Hogville keeps yipping about.

Ya'll gonna bring your fat, lazy eyed Governor along with your fat, big tiitted futball coach?

It don't help the fact that we are as poor as Appalachia.

Just about all have grown up that way and we tend to have a chip on our shoulder.

It don't matter to me, but them that ain't never spent time in the Oklahoma counties that are hard agin the Arkansaw line are making the wrong judgement about not being Southern.

There are several enclaves up and down the East and Southeast side of the State where you will hear ever dialect of Southern English except Gullah and Virginia Tidewater. Grits are standard breakfast on the side. Redeye gravy is still known how to be made. Cane is pressed ever fall to make molasses and a lot of hogs are still scalded and scraped on New Years Day.

And if you go into a beer joint and run your mouth too much, ya best be able to fight your way out.