Katelyn DeBoner

*for a first year coach
*among active sec coaches
*when measured on Thursday
*including only perverts



Lel

Homoeroticism behavior from a repressed bammer fan. Can’t go one day without fantasizing about horse cum. Kinda weird dude

With all the murdering and assaults from the bama athletic department this one seems to have slipped through the cracks.

He wanted to bet $100k against his own team on a random midseason baseball game. Truly unfathomable behavior but for bama it’s an afterthought. No one died in this transaction so it doesn’t register for them.

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Why are Alabama students still wearing those cringe hard hats?

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Gotta be protected when the roof caves in on that shite hole

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SEC Champions in basketball

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Are you talking about that time Nate Oats had the easiest path of all time to the tournament final but lost to a mid major in the sweet 16? Holy shite surely you aren’t proud of that failure

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Bama shooting well after a slow start.

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Wrong place wrong time?

DILDOE calling his own number for a 1 yard dive play on 4th and 4

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The basketball program being so poor you can’t keep the lights on.

In both cases the athletic department is a national embarrassment on live television in front of the nation. The upside is no young mothers were killed.

Surely you aren’t suggesting that the pinnacle of success for the basketball program at Alabama is winning midseason conference games?

I know pearl is a disgusting sweaty mess but shouldn’t Nate be thinking a little bigger than that?

Considering how excellent he is at winning midseason conference games but also his track record against any team with a single pulse I put this game as a toss up.

Apparently sweatman Pearl’s squad is on track to be a single digit seed in the tournament so odds are pretty high Nate’s game plan will be to immediately give up.

The big unknown right now is how much heat Nate’s squad will have in their collective hats. If they can remove enough young minority mothers from this planet before the game the auburn squad might forfeit out of fear.

Bonus shot of your average Alabama basketball fan (who has never witnessed a final four involving his team in the history of mankind) prepared to take this loss out on his poor dog.

So far he seems to only be capable to succeeding with a coke head at quarterback, a defensive line that will leave one another to die and car crash scenes, and a bunch of DUIs for this recruiting assistants.

I’m sure he’ll have the 2nd two next year but Carson Beck appears to be a bit more into freebasing meth. Can he be successful? Probably not.